[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[oneheadtoanother]

Ok now do NYT columnists

[dorkichiban]

already this has tags in the notes like “#anti ai” but... this is just real life with almost everything. this is like grifter 101 please don’t exceptionalize needing to be critical of chatgpt.

[clockworkdragonffxiv]

This is literally how job interviews work, by the way, and then everyone is surprised the super-duper confident guy is also an incompetent moron.

[semicolonthefifth]

It’s also where we get “con artist”, aka “confidence artist”. It’s someone who dazzles you with the assurance that they know what they are talking about because they speak with absolute certainty despite not knowing anything. I dare say it’s gotten worse with the internet because text and careful/exciting editing makes people seem more confident than before - and if you think you’re immune, you aren’t.

[radicalgraff]

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

[anarchopuppy]

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

[losergfdotcom]

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

[teethovgod-deactivated20250812]

Hump the boot that kicks you or whatever they say

[evelyn-art-05]

part 1 of my "I Got That Dawg In Me" series

[evelyn-art-05]

gonna try to use a different textured brush for each drawing in this series. not sure how successful ill be but ill try!

[demilypyro]

just found out there's a spinoff novel where byakuya cross dresses and goes by a girl name and it's like wow mr affluent progeny how much estrogen can you buy with all that money

[demilypyro]

damn wait hang on i get why people like byakuya now

[demilypyro]

damn even his canon design is starting to look femme to me now. hang on.

[demilypyro]

shit i never thought i'd go here for BYAKUYA of all characters but. here we are

[demilypyro]

a smug guy in a position of privilege is just annoying. a smug girl in a position of privilege is awesome. princessmaxxing. a TRANS GIRL in a position of privilege where the pressures of being an heir limit her ability to explore her gender??? that's just peak fiction. i'd forgive her for anything

[neilcicierega]

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

[fluorescentnova]

guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Guys this post will be older than a decade in eight days

[woodsdyke]

so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

[woodsdyke]

update: my dad's response to my questioning

[woodsdyke]

got the full story from my dad:

-pulled up to the burger king drive through and a guy was just standing in the way. my dad rolls down the window and tells him to get out of the way

-guy goes over to the window of my dad's car and starts yelling at him for some reason

-guy throws a slushie in my dad's face and then starts to walk off

-my dad, and i quote, "just fuckin blacked out" and, in an apoplectic haze, hits the dude with his truck, not hurting him but flinging him a respectable distance and knocking him to the ground. i at this point ask why he didn't just get out and punch him. he says "i don't know something just came over me", while understanding this isn't an excuse to hit people with your truck

anyway my dad's on probation now

[woodsdyke]

you didn't ask for "my dad hitting a guy with his truck" updates but i have some anyway. turns out the guy he hit 1. is named bronson tate and 2. has two DV charges so i think this is warranted now

[eitohints]

Eito’s Hints cannot be kept to one website! Are you excited?

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[charlesoberonn]

[grimfantas]

[yeenmaid]

I fucking hate the United States moodboard

[kurapixel]

(🌙🌊🌙)

[specialfanboying]

saw a twt thread asking ppl abt fave multiple eitos ending. was genuinely surprised to see almost no one say 10/together forever. like it's mine and it's not close bc like. while it's comparatively less "oh my fucking god" than 09/11, i love it for how much it recontextualizes...not only endurance match but also a massive amount about eito (and aotsumi) in general?

like it's where he comes closest to winning. genuinely does win, honestly. takumi admits defeat, and while he does try to kill himself by way of sirei before eito can kill his friends, he also does so out of guilt/penance. and if eito doesn't want that - which he doesn't - then it's able to spark enough willpower for eito to just take over fully early. he. has the power to get what ending he wants.

which makes it feel so revealing that 1. he doesn't know what he wants, and 2. he doesn't want takumi to die. like that "isn't this what you wanted, for me to die?" "of course not!" exchange fucking kills me.

like-small tangent, but. takumi and eito's kill counts of each other are heavily lopsided - takumi can kill eito a fair bit. eito? kills takumi a grand total of once. and it's at a time when he's not in his right mind/not fully in control. like to put it into perspective nozomi kills takumi more times than eito does. i thought at first well okay, it's because we the player stop boss fights against him from becoming lethal, but it's still weird, right? you'd think if he wanted to kill takumi that badly, there'd be a few deaths to him of like sneak attacks and stuff. but no! and with together forever context, it feels like it's because, cards on the table, he just doesn't want to kill takumi.

(this also makes endurance match hit more for me! it's. not. his life he's begging for. because he is going to win. it's takumi's.)

like that's what makes together forever magical to me. eito gets an absolute victory over takumi, and what does he do? ...he willingly backs down and takes a much lesser victory so their time together can extend forever and ever. it's just. so much that that's what he wants, if takumi's going to stop fighting back.

like it sorta shoots a hole in the idea that it's just hatred or just revenge. given the opportunity to have takumi get exactly what he gave him, or to have takumi give up and admit defeat, he'll pass it up in favor of being with him forever. it's. deeply revealing for what he wants, and what he wants is more time with takumi over his actual evil plans. it's great. what on earth is wrong with him.

[tuningknight]

100line spoilers for route0

i see some fanworks where eito or takumi will avoid holding hands or touching each other, but i can't help but think that might be just a little bit wrong because in my opinion i think eito is absolutely willing to touch takumi, he's just that obsessed with him that it takes priority over his aversion temporarily

it's the aftermath of the contact in which he'll have to pay for

this interaction is super early in route0 but it lives in my mind so badly it's so funny to me but super important. of course you can say he did that to purposefully make takumi build more trust in him, but weren't the words enough already? even takumi thought the handshake was overkill. he absolutely did not need to do the handshake. you are just obsessed and gay, eito.