for hearth and home

Tiny fae creature. Lvl 30+ . Once upon a time i was "that Coulson with the briefcase."

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[transformativeworks]

[ID: Screenshot of a transcript.

Travis: Yeah. It well--but it's seventeen feet tall divided by twenty-four months means that every month he crafted point seven--so like about three-quarters of a foot. Right? So, nine inches. So yes, I could say that just statistically speaking, there was a wiener month.

Griffin: Okay. "So how was your September, Michelangelo?" "It was, it was intense."

/ID]

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[wolfie180g]

Half of the time I write, I imagine that the act of writing the story is like driving through fog at night. You know you'll eventually make it all the way home, but you just can't see too far ahead. But! You can see the next 15 feet beyond your hood. That's good!

You can see the road. You're still on the path. Streetlights and plot points pop up and illuminate the moment, and then another pops up further down. Sometimes there's surprise stop(sign)s along the way, sometimes you got the green.

So long as you keep going, you'll get there! Its ok if its at a crawling pace, lots and lots of other driving writers take their time too!

I belive in you! Lets make this journey together :)

[dailycatsblog]

[randomalienencounter]

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[arsonlarceny]

"Death penalty"

"Two whole minutes is a fucking crime"

[the-big-mood]

its NOT a phase

[the-big-mood]

[ryebreadgf]

[meltingpotofinterests]

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[gatheringbones]

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

[gatheringbones]

[heavenm3tal]

A shell payphone from the Connections Museum Seattle/The Herbert H. Warrick Jr. Museum of Communications

[boringangel]

U used to call me on my shellphone

[yellow-cat]

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

[thisisdogs]

weird animals run all the time dude

[yellow-cat]

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[craigslisthorses]

WHAT is the neck on this colt omg. I know he's an akhal-teke breed foal but this just doesn't look horse anymore

put that serpent necked demon back in the hell portal

[viralfrog]

[cameoamalthea]

Things to do with your twin

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[segamascott]

many of you seem to live like this

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[wind-at-your-back]

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[avidreaderffn]

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

[bananonbinary]

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[inthefallofasparrow]

[puddlebrigade]

Colored for dyslexic bloggers. You know I had to do it to em.

[rabbitindisguise]

Do you love the color of the accessibility ✨

[globalintellectualbeverage]

A Silent Conversation, Gregory Wier