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[charlesoberonn]

Fortnite was never popular on Tumblr because our first impression of the game was this thing:

[charlesoberonn]

[el-benito]

why did they add another shotgun shell I’m crying

[invalidate]

tomorrow is really another day huh

[allsadnshit]

I can’t do this dude where is naruto I need him

[chefpyro]

my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you

[burgrs]

*cat rubbing face on me*

me: oh hello!:) youre so sweet. *pets*

cat: Im Just Adorable Little Stinky Boy And Im Rubbing My Scent Glands Right On Your And Thats All There Is To It!

[squalos-vois]

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

[schwerdistheword-deactivated201]

I mean What’s the demon look like

[mothurs]

my kink is when everyone shuts the fuck up

[scumfuckus]

interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and he’s like “fuck you” and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like “what the fuck. nobody’s even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood from”

i think that’d be funny

[aelita15]

“Dude are you ok”

[shinji420-deactivated20140306]

very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

nakud woman (with boob) 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Internet fascists saying they’re “revolting against the modern world” while posting pictures of naked underaged anime girls—many such cases. Sad!

[deepveeneck]

Internet communist saying they’re “revolutionaries that will bring down capitalism” while thinking playing video games is a form of (in)direct action, can’t even make eye contact with strangers while ordering shit at a restaurant, and still rely on their parents for income—many such cases. Sad.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I can see why my post offended you

[slope-book]

[grimelords]

scientists predict that by the year 2021 it may be possible to live entirely within a virtual reality rendering of Halo 1’s ‘Blood Gulch’

[titan-mom]

me, turning to the thousands of other souls trapped here with me: hey, you guys ever wonder why we’re here

[laukkuryssa]

Tiiätteks mitkä on täydellisiä? Karhujen korvat

[el-benito]

[super--sadist]

Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly

[super--sadist]

I’ll keep reblogging this until people stop defending rape jokes

[tinyowlnonsense]

Not to be “that guy” but everyone who jokes about rape is ugly

[sapphodelic]

Tbh this is the one time I’ll support the “it’s not just men” because everyone needs to cut this tf out

[konguloarkonan-deactivated20171]

here’s a thing that i don’t think american kids are told often enough:

STAY AWAY FROM FOR-PROFIT COLLEGES.

ITT tech, virginia colleges, bryant and stratton, the art institutes, university of phoenix, everest, devry, etc - do NOT attend these places. do not give them your money - and it will be a lot of money. They are all, to a one, scams.

For-profit colleges prey on minority, low-income, military, nontraditional, and chronically underemployed students by promising them a quick path to a career. They are lying. They often do not allow the transfer of credits to and from, and many are either unaccredited or accredited by suspect accreditors. They rely on their students to take out massive federal student loan debt. They line their pockets with money from the government and then burden their graduates with tens of thousands of dollars of debt for inadequate education and degrees that aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on.

If you’re a non-traditional student looking for a degree, don’t go to a for-profit. Find a community college in your area instead. most ccs have more flexible class times for especially vocational/technical certifications and quite a few offer online-only or hybrid degrees. Hell, if you’re a non-trad student and you have a GED and some spare cash, try studying for a few months and then taking the SATs/ACT and trying for a four-year straight out (that’s what I did). Or get an AA and then do a four-year. Or look for a technical/adult education program sponsored by a local community college or school district. Just please, please, please, don’t go to a for-profit college. They will ruin your credit rating, your finances, and your job prospects.

[beesmygod]

this post was probably inspired by it but itt tech is almost certainly going into bankruptcy and closing probably asap which heralds the death knell of other for-profit colleges  since the us government is finally cutting off their financial assistance for students

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay