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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap

roma★
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@theartofmadeline

Andulka
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
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Me logging onto tumblr dot com to check my trash little blog and post my trash little posts about my trash little interests
real
this gets funnier the older you reblog it
Was this recorded in a mug
i hear a beat
this clip is in 4/4
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST
Oh, wow.
I didn’t come this far to only come this far.
Unknown (via bnmxfld)
We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.
So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.
Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:
So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:
So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(
Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:
Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:
Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:
You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay
Reblog to save a gay
Y’all ever get those random ghost-shivers, where it isn’t even cold or anything, but all of a sudden it feels like you are full of static electricity and you shake uncontrollably?
The pictures might make it seem like a slow process, but this really happens very rapidly in just a few seconds
One just hit me
I once heard that this is your brain randomly zapping you with electrical signals to make sure you’re not dead. Not sure if that’s true.
My brain, seeing if I’m alive or dead: VIBE CHECK!!!
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drarry
Eesti vanaemad kui kuulevad kedagi köhimas
no offense, but what was the point of that cool older lady character in Spirited Away
except, you know, to make me question my sexuality at 12 during midnight rewatches as I looked at her weirdly pretty mouth and had Questions
!!!
me, falling in love with every woman I see whose purpose is to eat and be pretty:
Sirius escapes, part two
part one
This took forever but here we are!
#NudityDrawingChallenge, stolen (and modified) from twitter
Tony will be coming soon(ish)!
it’s starting to get hot in there 👀