What hath science wrought?!

Hey, look, a description. And it only took me like three years.I'm Victoria, 29, asexual slacker with rheumatoid arthritis and an unhealthy obsession with shitty puns. I'm bad at remembering to tag things but let me know if you really need me to make the effort. I'm also pretty bad at conversation but you're welcome to try. Sometimes I make things out of paper or yarn.I can also be found at @unidentified-disaster-bastard if you are looking for fandomy things (I will warn you, it is mostly The Magicians atm).

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[argumate]

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

[theinflammablemammal]

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

[argumate]

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

[argumate]

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

[lalaithion]

A hypothesized geography.

[truth-shitposting]

i bless the bonnie over africa

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my bonnie lies over the ocean

my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[anywhoozles]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[important-animal-images]

[thenookienostradamus]

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

[sirhro]

[caden]

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

[caden]

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[sobcat]

i can't believe they let me be in charge of myself

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"