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segamascott

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

thickness-protection-program

Never forget they had the collab of the century

thickness-protection-program

Never forget they had the collab of the century

lovepsykhe

warped summer cottage w/ garden gazebo 🎋🌼

alwaysd2

I’ve been in a really big Pokemon mood lately so I decided to draw some of my good friends as Gym Leaders in the Pokemon art style!

I’m also really bad at surprises so I showed most of them the sketches before I even finished the lineart (I GOT TOO EXCITED)

@oyuin @elde-goss @11slicesoftoast @lucinah

garbage-empress

we know two phases of the cycle for certain:

precum

postcum

unfortunately, the hypothetical "presentcum" phase is shrouded in mystery

Hi ummmm....

Ur gay af hoe

Bet u like penis and ballllllllls

😘xoxo

-me

P.s. how long is ur beard

soljua-deactivated20180215

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

#I've actually been struggling SO hard to respond to people recently it's been so bad #and usually i'm not that type of person so now im worried people think i dislike them #sigh

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Hi,

I'd like to apply for your bf application.

here are my measurements

11 foot tall

6 foot pp

3 feet

I also have 12 tents.

Thanks, Nuliflyer!

Thank you! Your application will be processed. You will hear back within 387259863285972348 business days :)

blueraspberries

#me

bunkey

this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him