[valtsv]

stupid deaths is still one of the funniest concepts ever aired on television like i genuinely can't think of anything more hilarious than the concept of dying such a cringe fail death that hundreds of years later you get roasted on a kid's show about it by a guy who looks like this

[ma-che-noia]

Time Lord software loading

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sometimes you’ve just gotta accept that you might be kind of bad at computer games

[gayflyreadytodie]

Liz Truss Simulator 2022

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is absolutely the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[sistertaxon]

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

[sistertaxon]

⚠️ ❗TODAY IS THE LAST DAY MR KRABS CAN LEGALLY KILL. EVERYONE BE SAFE AS HE IS LIKELY TO BE OUT FOR ONE LAST HURRAH❗ ⚠️

[aminta]

people joke about how in breaking bad everyone fucking hates each other and no one gets along which is true but what i think is 10x funnier is better call sauls dynamic where two characters do get along and in fact get along so well that they wrack up a body count and literally the entire town hates their guts

[artronenergy]

kamelion should have been present in the companion therapy scene in a single blurry background shot like that thing under the blanket in listen

[artronenergy]

[icarusdiesatdawn]

The Untamed + Lemony Snicket quotes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[ovenproofowl]

[pai-showdown]

Gotta say, the doctor just being mildly ??? Your file says you're top at sprinting tho..... And the master being like "OH DEAR it seems as though you have SEEN RIGHT THROUGH my DIABOLICAL PLAN I guess I must REVEAL ALL and be very SEXY and CHAOTIC as I do so SUCH a shame"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stream]

[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

even the baby one i dont give a fuck

[twofingerswhiskey]

are you seriously advocating for eating a toddler or am i fuckin illiterate 

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

actually when i made this post it was a baby

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[whitepeopletwitter]