Gayze into the Void.

30 ▪ Trans ▪ She/They. My random and spastic life in a calm and collective space!

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[proudlyunicorn]

@gleerant

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[datlokibumtho]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (3)

[datlokibumtho]

Reblogging him face again for good luck in 2025.

[fionnemrys]

Reblogging him face for good luck in 2026.

[plum-soup]

[aint-love-heavy]

Tag yourself I'm the fourth one

[ikuzedobe]

New official paired illustrations from the Chinese card game.

~Summer Journey~

Zabuza Momochi & Haku

[smol-ackerman]

HAPPY OCTOBER 3RD!!

鋼の錬金術師 BROTHERHOOD: Ep. 11

MEAN GIRLS (2004)

[roskii]

Art commission for @eldritch-sins

[eldritch-sins]

😍 Beautiful 😍

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[proudlyunicorn]

@gleerant

[shima-draws]

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[analog-machine]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[mrtylers]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

[robokyenthusiast]

THE LAST OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY OF 2024!

[cognitohazardous]

at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

[penny-anna]

also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

[penny-anna]

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

[tehri]

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

[penny-anna]

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

[tehri]

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

[penny-anna]

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

[uhtcearemorning]

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

[penny-anna]

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

[penny-anna]

Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

[ms-demeanor]

Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*

Trash Panda Hobbits:

Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

[ms-demeanor]

Treebeard: Baroom, humm, where are my small, impatient friends?

Merry and Pippin:

[ms-demeanor]

Don’t go where I can’t follow, Mr. Frodo.

[ms-demeanor]

~~~~~~The Hobbit interlude~~~~~~

Thorin: You’re the burgular.Go on and…burgle something! Bilbo:

[ms-demeanor]

Saruman: Well since some fucking TREES took over Isengard I guess I’ll take over The Shire. Farmer Maggot and ever other Halfling down to the Sacksville-Bagginses:

[mapa-bread-deactivated20181014]

Most of these are written as if they are normal raccoons, so the implication that the Shire exists as a defined region which it is possible to “take over” is…. like…. just a huge chunk of Middle Earth is Raccoon Land? ??????????? Are they actually anthropomorphized at home and have farmers and towns and stuff? If so, why are the four adventurers behaving as regular raccoons everywhere else? Is there some magic which only applies in the Shire—- or are they just trolling the hell out of everyone during a profoundly serious quest to save the world? Do Sam and Frodo start acting like people again when they leave the Fellowship? Do they act like people around Gollum, banking on the fact he’ll just sound even more insane if he told anyone?

Does Gandalf know? He must…

[penny-anna]

No they are just regular raccoons. The Shire is just their habitat. 

[mcgravin]

Bilbo’s Eleventy-First Birthday Party:

[nightcord-at-25]

ive hired these lesbians to stare at you

[beautglow-deactivated20230625]

It’s that time of the year again

[666jevil]

GIVE HIM A BREAK

[beefharlot]