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Birthday cake dungeon

I wish I had this hat

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

merelymaple

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

mint-swirl

that’s right

avakynx

two Ghosts one Shell🤖 | Snegovski🐍

circuskobold

Does a perfect princess parry and walks away and immediately trips

ryebreadgf

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

drtrinitysantos

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

batavias

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

rslashrats

if-loki-was-a-fox

I love "/" I love using multiple different words/synonyms to get a point across in a more confusing/complicated way than is strictly necessary/helpful/legible