I got quite a few asks for Fox, and what better way to draw our lad than using Palps as a skateboard across the senate room? Yeah… Sorry!
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I got quite a few asks for Fox, and what better way to draw our lad than using Palps as a skateboard across the senate room? Yeah… Sorry!
I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.
I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!
You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.
How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”
I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.
Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-
Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.
The simple thought that the jar jar anon exists in the same world as we do gives me shivers. I bet that if I look upon them, whoever they are, I will die instantly.
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+ bonus (someone that should be feared):
I’m sure that somebody has probably pointed it out already, but there is officially published material in one of the art books of naked Jar Jar, and he’s like a Ken Doll down there:
@kaijutegu ever heard of a cloaca? Jar jar is a reptile.
Nope, Gungans are amphibians! Amphibians, while in possession of a cloaca, are not in possession of dicks. They just don’t work that way. When amphibians reproduce, they do something called a cloacal kiss, where the male ejects sperm directly into the female. Tailed frogs do have an extendible cloaca that can help propel the sperm into the other cloaca, and sometimes it comes out in packets, but amphibians have no penises. Jar Jar is packing absolutely nothing.
Also, having a cloaca doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have a dick. Lizards have two dicks tucked up inside their cloacas. But amphibians just don’t work that way. Frogs, salamanders, Gungans? Dickless wonders the lot of ‘em.
There goes anon’s hopes and dreams
more importantly, why would even want Jar Jar to have a dick when we’ve seen their tongue game in such excruciating detail in the films? I’m a lesbian and am repulsed by men and even I’d consider getting cleaned out by it
What the absolute fuck did I read? I just woke up, and I get hit with a jar jar dick debate….
Every day and every night, I am reminded by this site that language is a concept humans have created and that words have meaning. I am reminded every day and every night of this fact viciously and brutally by this site. We should have never crawled out of the sea.
I should NOT have opened Tumblr shortly after waking up
Roughs are complete! Gonna omit the gun for now, as I wanted to focus on Crosshair mostly… Onto making a test frame and then clean up this puppy! 🤘🐟
Hmmm?
Shameless Crosshair apologist? You DO realise that you are supporting a facist right??
sorry too busy sucking his imaginary dick to listen, you say something?
I’ll bite tho, I’m not busy.
The show has issues with whitewashing yes, I have eyes but I am not here to fight. I watch these shows for escapism from the shit going on in the world around us, can’t afford the energy to fight both, friend otherwise I’d probably not have the energy for either.
Also, Crosshair is a slave literally brainwashed into believing he has been acting under his own free will. He doesn’t have the experiences that the others have faced in his absence so is unable to see anything but what has been fed to him. You wanna blame someone in the show? Blame Palpatine…like seriously, blame Palpatine.
Besides, really? Sending shit like this to a literal nobody isn’t going to change whatever issues you see in the show. I’m not Walt bloody Disney lmao, take that vigour and direct it where it matters. Maybe check out the unwhitewashtbb tag and see if you can channel it elsewhere in a healthier manner, like their change.org petition.
Another point. I dunno if you’ve sent stuff like this to others but, I’ll assume you have if you’re coming to me too. Stop. Think. Think about the people behind the screen. Do you know what kind of day they are having? Do you know if they are alone? Do you know if they are hurt? Do you know if they are just tired? Looking for a little enjoyment and escapism in fandom?
Then you go pulling stupid shit like this. [Speaking collectively cause I’ve seen the bullshit in the tags] Imagine if that was you. Having a goddamn awful day and then someone starts slinging shit.
Kindness starts at home man.
today i offer oc x canon brainworms and some choice booty, tomorrow who knows?
highly specific meme and no i wont elaborate
I like to blow things up… because I like to BLOW THINGS UP!
3rd Sketch >>> Revision sketch with feedback. Pushed perspective and a much more interesting shape I feel. Will finish this up soon and move onto other requests! Stay tuned! ✌️ 🐟
crosshair come home, you’re gonna catch a cold
listen my oc lial is a cute badass and i am taking zero crit lol <3
ruin diver/miner with an affinity for kyber crystals
am no gonna post it uncensored lol but saying slurs make u feel big n clever wee man?
Crosshair and his customised 773-Firepuncher Rifle
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I made this set with @moonstrider9904 and her fics in mind!! Please enjoy Crosshair in action! ❤️
if I keep looking at this sketch I’m going to panic delete it
i enjoy the universal headcanon that Crosshair is the little spoon
Hello could you please draw a Wild west Clone Trooper?
I hope this is wild west enough for you!
Large version here! His name is Kidd. ✌️🤠
Saw you got art requests open! So if you don't mind..
The bad batch cadets following 99 like baby ducks in a row
For added adorableness: the cadets are holding each other's hands while following 99
This was too cute to pass up. I made them a bit younger than normal here. 99 is the best big brother and I’ll take that to my grave.
I’m still doing requests! Just been on vacation for the last week, but I’m finally able to start catching up!