ZAPDOS used ZAP CANNON!

This Pokémon has complete control over electricity. There are tales of Zapdos nesting in the dark depths of pitch-black thunderclouds.

[cyber-newtype]

(in the middle of a heartfelt conversation, with concerning sincerity) and dont forget that I am evil, and that my death will be announced with singing in the streets

[dogpuppy]

[scramratz]

[shitboy96]

[rhymingwithpurple]

okay so get this: there's two guys and one has blonde hair and the other has brown hair

[puppetshell]

*Slams my scepter*

Kill them both!

[childhoodgrave]

this is gonna make me thriw up

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[road0flife]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[young-replica]

[astrobstrd]

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[idkwhattoputbroo]

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[darkaeldari]

If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time and dig up my own bones.

.....for what purpose

[yamibree]

they're mine

[puyopuyo]

sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

[angelicguy]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me