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mikus-sleepiest

your girl has become addicted to ice water

itspronouncedfeckyou

i need to lay down in a dark damp corner.

itspronouncedfeckyou

CAN I HAVE ANYTHING.

sapphling

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

sapphling

i hope everyone gets the drugs they want forever even if they don't need them (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

maidthings

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

maidthings

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->

beesmygod

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

johnnyspringgreens

ok thanks [gives him estrogen][treats her like a human][helps her learn her worth][she knows now she can be whatever she wants][suddenly she wants to be world champion][enters her in a tournament][she wins in the first round but is immediately disqualified for male advantage (its coed)]

missstrogen

What the fuck

cool-deltarune-fun-facts

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Susie is a normal, healthy girl and there is nothing wrong with her.

cool-deltarune-fun-facts

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Susie is a normal, healthy girl and there is nothing wrong with her.

baravaggio

galaxycepheus

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

galaxycepheus

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

mothtowers

suprised more people havent seen the fuller context of this clip cause its way more insane

hideousgourd

@worthikids

footlongdingledong

I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me

psych-is-the-name

unyieldingsilence

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cryptotheism

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

dragongirlsweetie

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

cryptotheism

Sorry

wizardarchetypes

woman just power-walked by me alongside a jogging toddler. toddler was waving at me babling "hi! hi! hi!" thought to myself, "aw what an excited, energetic baby!" then the woman stopped beside a man with a stroller and she said "this baby is GOING to sleep if it's my last dying wish" and the man said very solemnly "i'm sorry it's come to that. i'm sorry this has to be your dying wish."

maulscrafts

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

deadgirl10

you truly can't have gimmicks as a transfem, huh.

deadgirl10

like (and i know these aren't gimmick blogs but personal blogs with a particular focus), i-suggest-forcefem? plagiarized endlessly by tmras. yay-bunnies? plagiarized endlessly by tmras. they want our product but not us. tho like even blogs with pretty much zero gimmicks have impersonators, like sailatina for example.

deadgirl10

of course only the original transfems are banned