A Tall Nerdy Asshole

I have many names/aliases, but I prefer to be called ES. You can use my real name ONLY if you're a super close friend of mine, and even then I prefer you use it in private conversation. I'm a fucking nerd who loves food and video games. I'm like really fucking tall. No seriously, I'm 6'4". I'm also a complete asshole to people who make me really angry (i.e. doing something bad to my friendos). Fuck with me or my friendos and you're getting some shit, son. <3

[catchingink]

@ EVERYONE REBLOGGING THE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SONG

ITS AUGUST. PLEASE.

[drippingpen]

ITS TIME

[sundancekid97]

ITS TIME

[catchingink]

NO

[clairvoyantfaerie]

ITS TIME

[catchingink]

NO

[birthgiverofbirds]

Originally posted by litiraltrash

[catchingink]

NO

[clairvoyantfaerie]

Originally posted by fifteenintheafternoon

[catchingink]

NO

[birthgiverofbirds]

Originally posted by sunshinedameron

[the-incredible-mo-deactivated20]

ITS T I M E TO GET SPOOPY

[herokind-archive]

YES

[thingsprogrammersshout]

Things Programmers Shout #544

“WHY THE F*CK DOES THIS NOT WORK?” … Hours Later… “I’M SUCH AN IDIOT…”

// submitted by anonymous

[gameroomofdoom-blog]

Gotta love that Bethesda programming.

[atypical-butch]

This is getting remastered

[zinge]

Good. Hopefully they make it so the guard can throw finally the fuckin fish into fish prison.

[gertrudethefish-deactivated2017]

@electricsparx

[justherefordaart]

People think it’s crazy to spend 2k on a fursuit, but think nothing about spending a shit ton more on permanent surgery and hormones.

[movethisalong]

“why buy life saving medicine when you can just buy a fursuit instead???”

[justherefordaart]

What the fuck are you talking about. I’m pointing out that people think 2k is a ton of money to spend when it’s something related to a furry’s identity/disphoria, but think nothing of spending much more on their own. The hypocrisy of placing so much value on their own identity and comfort while attacking someone else’s. At no point did I say anything even close to what you did. And how the fuck is it life saving?

[movethisalong]

>furry dysphoria 

[justherefordaart]

Do you think we take all this time drawing and roleplaying our characters for shits and giggles? A lot of us would give just about anything to be our characters. Yet there’s this, right here, everyone thinks we’re crazy. That our identities are less valid because we’re open and honest about our sexuality. We’re in the same boat as the trans community, and they want to shove us overboard.

[sumetal]

Holy shit

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[queensoucouyant-deactivated2017]

Incredible

[poonany]

I’ve seen everything

[takashi0]

Thank you for making trans people AND furries look bad, asswipe. 

[krxs10]

ATTENTION IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY HEARD THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

[mewti-deactivated20161017]

Here’s a link to the Wordpress where they posted most of the files

https://guccifer2.wordpress.com/2016/06/15/dnc/

[tangledweave-deactivated2016091]

Some people going over the metadata says it looks legit damn.

[emerald-comet-sjblog]

@takashi0 Just in case you haven’t seen this yet, I think you might want to

[officialyasen]

[officialyasen]

you thought you’ve seen it all boy

[officialyasen]

HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dat-soldier]

think you got it all figured out pardner………..

[chum-personable]

guns that only fire in one direction? pitiful

[dat-soldier]

now dont do anything anyone in a 30 degree angle would regret

[sanyawaffles-deactivated2021072]

you see ivan…

[electricsparx]

I should shitpost more

got allllllllll the dank memes

[skelixrikkard-remade]

when people feel the need to draw mlp versions of Literally Everything

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shaggy and Scooby always runaway side-by-side when fleeing in terror from a monster. If a Great Dane’s running speed is around 30-40 mph, that means that Shaggy’s can run at that same speed. This means that Shaggy is the fastest human alive, beating Usain Bolt’s top speed of 27 mph.

[kyuuti-hanii-deactivated2017020]

[frightvale]

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

[otterslinger]

[archivehead]

[kvmalakhvn-deactivated20160728]

[crayoncoloredscarves]

These memes are getting out of hand

[legs-are-just-for-show]

I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

[legislacerator]

this post just changed my whole life

[astrophanie]

Oh my god. I can’t believe Dan Povenmire is THAT misinformed and also spreading false info. I am not on the crew of PnF. God

I drew that. I have the physical sketchbook to prove it.

What the fuck. Everyone tweet him to correct this dumby that’s not cool.

[danadelions]

Georgia is a wonderful person who deserves credit for the comic she made. Her doodles make me laugh SO much and the way that doodle exploded is well deserved, the expressiveness her comedic drawings have are incredible. Please tweet him to set this right!

[baara]

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is a work of art.

[eziocauthon89]

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

“wHOA W H AT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK”

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

Narrating People’s Lives: On a Walk! 👑 (Yesss she melted my heart!!! XD)

[poopzing]

-Sanders:  Story time!  Little did this gumdrop know, they would soon grow up to be a mighty princess. -Kid:  I know. -Sanders:  (laughs)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shouldn’t ‘tl;dr’s be the first thing in a post and not the last?

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[begoodtakecare]

i love this so much

[toocooltobehipster]

[nore1236-deactivated20240104]

[whoa-bruh]

I just died

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?”

2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.”

1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?”

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

This kid is fucking hilarious!