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@justherefordaart
Just a reminder that Ivermectin is in fact a real drug made for humans and has been for FUCKING DECADES and pretending that it’s just horse paste is actually misinformation. Whether it ‘cures covid’ or not, this horse pills thing is actually not true, it IS in fact a drug that also comes in Human variety.
Among puritan Christians in the 1840s, many believed that material disease was due to material sin. You do bad things and you get sick.
This eventually morphed into the idea that spiritual disease is therefore caused by spiritual sin. I.e. you think bad things, you go insane.
John Harvey Kellogg was an innovator. He sort of blended the two, popularizing a new category; the physiological sin. Eating unhealthy, disrupting the natural balance of the body, is a sin against the natural order of the body as God ordained it, and he punishes us with chronic illness.
His followers were banned from:
Sex, masturbation, all meat, salt, grease, fat, dance, gambling, coffee, tea, alcohol, or warm water of any kind.
why warm water????
Excites the body. JHK considered man's natural state to be an unfeeling resting neutrality. All biological excitement was a sin.
Yes. The cereal guy. As in Kellogg's Cereal. That guy.
.... That explains the whole "bland cereal means no sex" idea, to be fair.
Actually incorrect!!!!! His BROTHER was the Kellogg cereal guy - literally took the shitty bland-ass flakes he made with John before John started his own sanitarium (think of the old equivalent of a detox/cleanse luxury spa) and put sugar on them, and thus “Frosted Flakes” were born!!
That's not correct. Both of them worked at the Battle Creek Sanitarium, which was established in 1866.
John Harvey Kellogg invented Corn Flakes, William Kieth Kellogg was a factory owner and designed the factory process to mass-produce them, and thus held the patent. In 1897 they started the Sanitary Food Corporation.
W.K. Kellogg knew the cereal would be more marketable if they put sugar in it. J.H. Kellogg thought that was a sin. The two had a falling out in 1906 over this, and W.K. split to form the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company, which later became the Kellogg Company.
Oh thank you for the corrected info!!!
I didn't read two whole biographies on this enema obsessed weirdo for people to be Slightly Wrong On The Internet About Him.
please @normal-horoscopes expand on that enema thing. u can’t just mention that and not tell us.
John Harvey Kellogg was obsessed with enemas. He was an early proponent of studying gut bacteria. He even worked at the Pasteur Laboratory in Paris for a while.
In 1936, he filed a petition for his invention of improvements to an "irrigating apparatus particularly adaptable for colonic irrigating."
Basically, he invented a chair that would pump water up your ass at over a gallon a minute, often followed by a half-pint of yogurt.
The irrigator was INCREDIBLY popular, notable people who used the irrigator were the likes of: Amelia Airhart, George Bernard Shaw, J.C. Penny, President William Howard Taft, Thomas Edison, and C.W. Post.
CT I know you didn’t just say that the guy who was afraid of masturbation and warm water made a chair that blasted yogurt up your ass please say sike
He also patented several designs for chastity cages.
I came to this site for the first time in years and this is what I fucking find within ten minutes what the FUCK
to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war
roku: my best friend assaulted me as a senior citizen :(
kyoshi: sometimes some murder is OK
kuruk: just punch people that disagree with you
aang: okay i’m starting to think that none of you took this avatar thing seriously
You're not wrong
Aang when he is told he’s the Avatar at age 12: *has a melt down because he understands the seriousness of this function and the consequences his new responsibilities will have on his personal life*
other Avatars at age 16: I’m the avatar? Cool! Hey look it comes with a glowing eyes feature!
aang: fuck this noise, i’ll get advice from the last air nomad avatar
yangchen: i gave up that hippie bullshit first chance i got, i love murder
It’s not nice advice, but it’s realistically the most expedient and convenient way to solve an evil dictator style problem. Being the Avatar doesn’t mean you have to be nice all the time, it means you have to bring balance, and some times, you need to cull a little. Aang found a way to avoid it, basically because some random turtle in the middle of the ocean handed him a deus ex machina way out, which was nice for him, but realistically, none of the other avatars had that option, at least none of the others he bothered to talk to.
There’s literally no justifying to why it costs SO MUCH
If anyone wants to know the scientific reasons for why insulin prices have risen so high: There aren’t any. Companies have been making insulin essentially the same way since the 1980s. The companies that manufacture it just colluded to raise the price because they could get away with it.
And the only reason they can get away with it is because there’s no competition, because government regulations make it illegal for any of the people who would sell it for less to actually sell it, because the government officials who made the regulations were heavily bribed by the companies who colluded to raise the price.
Anyone want to guess who took the recently placed price caps off of insulin?
Hint, he’s a senile racist living in DC
The current Idiot in Chief is the culprit. The previous Idiot in Chief actually filed an Executive Order banning any clinic receiving government assistance from raising insulin prices during the pandemic. The current Idiot repealed it.
>Implying twitter, a company with heavy left wing influences when it comes to censoring content might ban porn because of the Christian Conservative right.
Also, what do LGBT people have to do with this?
Could you please, for just one single solitary second, stop trying to make the territory fit the map?
Given what Apple did with us here on Tumblr you never know. Then again they’ve turned a completely blind eye to both twitter and fb which are far worse offenders than tumblr ever was when it comes to the illegal part of that.
People talk mad shit about The Conservatives censoring sex, and there is still that part of them, but modern, new generation Conservatives are anime shitposting D&D nerds from 4chan. There’s about 0 percent chance that the old guard still has full power, especially when most modern businesses in the western world lean politically left. Silicon Valley almost exclusively identifies as politically left wing, in fact, and they run basically the entire internet in this country. It’s more likely an appeal to foreign markets that are still primarily in their conservative anti sex phase than anyone here being responsible. Just look at how Disney hack saws LGBT reps out of foreign versions of their movies.
the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
like a dragon…a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet…a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form…would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn’t even love them and go…yeah I’d like to fuck that
Counterpoint, my good man:
Dragons fuck
Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I’m Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I’m not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny
Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they’ve got better prospects than spindly little bards!!!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano!
There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn’t washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon’s lair!
Seriously!!!
I don’t care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can’t at least True Polymorph to make things interesting
triple-counterpoint:
you’re right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard’s sexual prospects with this post
OP is right and they should say it
Actually…
As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM’s carefully planned Big Bad encounter and
fuck the dragon.
This mf really out here usin the Book Of Erotic Fantasy as a source
THE BOOK OF EROTIC FANTASY IS CANON YOU CRETINS!!
I like that human x Goblin works, but Human x Hobgoblin doesn’t work.
Fiends, Celestials, and Dryads are all compatible with nearly everything. They're close to dragon levels of fucking.
Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.
I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:
There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.
There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.
There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.
There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.
Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.
They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.
The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.
Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.
Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.
The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much
OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH
My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool
I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”
It’s amazing
It happens alot.
And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t
Also a topic where the reverse happens.
lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment
Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.
I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.
And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.
I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.
Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:
that last one got me holy shit.
i wish i had
never met you
TOUCH MY BUTT
then there would be mo need to imprese you
o need to want you.No naed for. loring you
No need tar crying over you.Noneed for
heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No
neard for forgoure promises .nead for
For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.
The shit post is that this is actually three people.
honestly this sums up wolverine so well
he said he was going hunting and ororo was like “you’d kill innocent animals for sport???”
no. he just wants to pet a deer
friends
It’s a thing he does
“memers”
Memers are now news. Memers.
Two good movies nevertheless
Well they both sure are wearing clothes
Did anyone ask the people there if they give a shit about the damn hat, I seem to remember a tweet saying they didn’t
I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:
Alexa can play Skyrim tho
Damn you’re right.
I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.
here you go
i accidentally dog trained myself yall.
I forgot to finish this story, anyways I have food alarms set throughout the day to remind me to eat. My alarm is the exact same as my ringtone, so when my mom called me earlier instead of answering my mom I went to the kitchen and made myself a sandwich.
AYEEEE.
It got better 😍
so here for this
How about Serena for Wonder Woman? 👀👀👀
Change Vixen…
Lakeith as joker
I’ll take Serena as Vixen over Alicia Keys
Definitely lakeith as joker
Love this
AS A BLACK COMIC FAN I WOULD HATE ALL OF THESE
As a black artist who’s busting his ass trying to do something I hate this shit.
Fuck the original authors and creators, fuck the rights holders, fuck the Estates and families are the creators, and fuck the original creators some of whom are still starving to this day.
Some thoughtless selfish kids just want it because because because because gimme gimme.
Sometimes I think this is one of the worst times it was in history to be a budding content creator.
I do not want a Ghetto Justice Leauge. I really don’t want to see Batman stopping crime and swering child support payments from his seven baby mommas.
black stereotyping is disgusting :)))) anyways its not like they changed the characters. these are fancasts wtf are y’all complaining about. The original creators don’t care about fancasts, their families don’t care about fancasts wtf what kind of reach. If fans want to imagine the Justice League as “ghetto” they can do exactly that and y’all can sit back and watch.
I don’t give a fuck :)))) The original creators don’t care at all at fancasts, you’re correct. Well, until said fans start sending death threats and emails to said original creators and their families, which fans seem to love to do when they don’t get their way. Am I’m saying that these people would probably do it? Probably not, but I honestly don’t know.
Also yes, the Justice League would probably be ghetto as fuck with these people. All these niggas will be late to the actual crime. Nobody wants to go in and help because they all want to keep watching Love and Hip Hop Gotham. The Riddler probably trying to get Batman to listen to his mixtape while he captured him. What other black stereotypes can I come up with since you hate them so much?
lmao did the op of this post send death threats or emails to said creators? No. So what was the point of bringing that up? Absolutely no point. Why are y’all on this thread pretending they did anything wrong. Why are you pretending that any of the creators actually care. Why are you yourself pretending to care about fancasts that are black. And i guess your url is fake af because I can’t imagine a black girl who hates herself so much that she actively indulges and propagate negative black stereotypes just so she can be inflammatory and controversial. Allll of these people have more class than someone who just says things, not because they believe them, but just to be a contrarian. Imagine hating yourself that much. have fun luv, enjoy.
Wow, you’re a dense bitch. How would you know that op sent death threats to the creators? Unless op told you specifically, how would you know this? I honestly don’t know why you brought this up either because I never insinuated that anybody in this post sent death threats.
I brought it up because fans (note I didn’t say “these fans” or “fans like op” ) have sent death threats to creators over petty shit. In addition, I didn’t say any of the people who are fancasting are doing anything wrong actually. They can do whatever they want. I’m just making fun of them because I can and it’s funny. Well, until they actually start demanding this stuff and calling people racist or “self hating” when they don’t agree with it.
Also, because I make fun of some characters being casted black I’m “self-hating”? Were you born stupid or just grew up that way? I honestly have questions. Oh and yes, I’m having lots of fun darling and I shall enjoy myself. Die mad.
@black-girl-against-feminism
I want in on this:
Say, this is fun @free-lunch-felon! Whatchu think @lastsonlost & @black-girl-against-feminism?
You’re just trying to make me cry now. Lol
unpopular opinion: false accusations of rape are nowhere near as bad as actual rape itself. sorry 🤗
An once again it’s time to play BLACK Corpse Party.
let’s hear it for the citizens of Rosewood who had the entire town burnt to the ground all because of a lie.
Started when a black Rosewood resident was lynched because of unsupported accusations that a white woman in nearby Sumner had been beaten and possibly raped by a black drifter. When the town’s black citizens rallied together to defend themselves against further attacks, a mob of several hundred whites combed the countryside hunting for black people, and burned almost every structure in Rosewood!
let’s hear it for Robin Stacy who didn’t have it that bad he was just lynched.
Reuben Stacy, a 37-year-old black man, hangs from a tree on Old Davie Road in Fort Lauderdale, blood trickling down his body and dripping off his toes. Behind him, a white girl, about 7 years old, looks on, a strange smile on her face as she takes in the sight of the “strange fruit” her elders had just created that hot day in July 1935.
Stacy was accused of attempting to assault a white woman in her home after first asking for a glass of water. According to a 1993 telling of the story, he was arrested three days later 25 miles from the scene. But no trial was ever conducted, and mere hours after his arrest, Stacy was hanged and shot.
The infamous photograph of Stacy’s death might be one of the few visual accounts of a lynching in Florida, but a new report from the Equal Justice Initiative about lynching across the American South reminds us that the Sunshine State was among the most brutal in the country when it come to race-fueled executions of black people. Per capita, Floridians lynched at a higher rate than any other state.
WILLIE BROWN
the story of a black man who was hung,had his lifeless corpse dragged through the street and set on fire to the cheers of the Omaha citizens all for a false rape accusation.
“Sensationalized local media” reports of the alleged rape of 19-year-old Agnes Loebeck on September 25, 1919 triggered the violence associate with Will Brown’s lynching. The following day, police arrested 41-year-old Will Brown as a suspect. Loebeck identified Brown as her rapist, although later reports by the Omaha Police Department and the United States Armystated that she had not made a positive identification. There was an unsuccessful attempt to lynch Brown on the day of his arrest.
The Omaha Bee, which published a series of sensational articles alleging many incidents of black outrages, publicized the incident as one of a series of alleged attacks on white women by black men.A political machine opposed to the newly elected reform administration of Mayor Smith controlled the Omaha Bee. It highlighted alleged incidents of “black criminality” to embarrass the new administration. more here
They burned him alive in an iron cage, and as he screamed and writhed in the agony of hell they made a sport of his death!!
His name was Jesse Washington.
Here is the photograph. Take a good look at Jesse Washington’s stiffened body tied to the tree. He had been sentenced to death for the murder of a white woman. No witnesses saw the crime; he allegedly confessed but the truth of the allegations would never be tested. The grand jury took just four minutes to return a guilty verdict, but there was no appeal, no review, no prison time. Instead, a courtroom mob dragged him outside, pinned him to the ground, and cut off his testicles. A bonfire was quickly built and lit. For two hours, Jesse Washington — alive — was raised and lowered over the flames. Again and again and again. City officials and police stood by, approvingly. According to some estimates, the crowd grew to as many as 15,000. There were taunts, cheers and laughter. Reporters described hearing “shouts of delight.”
When the flames died away, Washington’s body was torn apart and the pieces were sold as souvenirs!! more there
The 1920 Duluth Lynching began much like the Marion Lynching - a girl, 19 year old Irene Tusken and her man, 18 year old James Sullivan claiming rape and assault against six black laborers in the James Robinson Circus. Though a physician’s inspection of Tusken showed no sign of rape or assault, rumors began to spread throughout the town that Tusken had died from the incident. The six men said to be responsible were imprisoned in the Duluth city jail in the local police station. Thousands of whites gathered outside, armed to the teeth, pelting the facade of the jail and took six men, including Elias Clayton, Elmer Jackson, and Isaac McGhie. Not a shot was fired by police, who had been ordered not to resist.
A false trial was held for the six men, and Clayton, Jackson, and McGhie were found guilty by the mob of raping Irene Tusken. They were then beaten and hung on a lamp post in the main thoroughfare of the town; the mob thereafter dispersed. The men in the mob believed to be responsible for the killings either slipped through the fingers of authorities or were acquitted by sympathetic juries; ultimately, the only resulting convictions were related to charges of rioting. more here
Thomas Shipp and Abram Smith were African American men who were lynched on August 7, 1930, in Marion, Indiana, after being taken from jail and beaten by a mob. They had been arrested that night as suspects in a robbery, murder and rape case. A third African American suspect, more here
Not seen in the picture above is James Herbert Cameron the third boy to be lynched. HE MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVED!!
On Aug. 7, 1930, 16-year-old Cameron and two older teenage friends, Thomas Shipp and Abram Smith were arrested and accused of murder, robbery and rape. A whyte couple was parked in a lovers lane when the trio came upon them and one of the group suggested robbing the couple. Cameron later said he changed his mind and ran away before the man, Claude Deeter, 23, was fatally shot. The woman later denied being raped. The three were caught quickly and arrested and charged the same night.
A lynch mob broke into the jail where Cameron and his two friends were being held. According to Cameron’s own account, the two older boys were taken out first, beaten and lynched by a mob of 12,000-15,000 at the Grant County Courthouse Square. Shipp was taken out and beaten, hanged from the bars of his jail window; Smith was dead from beating before the mob hanged both the boys from a tree in the square. The bodies of these two men, Tom Shipp, 18, and Abraham Smith, 19, hanging from a tree is depicted in a famous and disturbing photograph.
BY SHOW OF HANDS WHO WOULD LOVE TO SPEND LIKE TO SPEND IT JUST BARELY SHY OF THREE DECADES IN PRISON FOR A CRIME YOU DIDN’T DO?
Clarence Moses-EL,
did 28 years in prison for a sexual assault conviction. Moses-EL was charged with rape in 1987. Initially, the rape victim named the three men she had been drinking with as her possible attackers. Then, a day and a half later, she dreamed that her neighbor, Clarence Moses-EL, was the attacker. She told the police, and they arrested him. The three men she first named were never investigated. There was no physical evidence linking Moses-EL to the crime.The dream was the only piece of “evidence” offered against him. LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN! The DREAM was the only ONLY PIECE OF “EVIDENCE” offered against him !!! The FUCKING DREAM was the only ONLY PIECE OF “EVIDENCE” offered against him !!!
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that had Darryl Hunt not have been robbed of 19 years of his life and forced to live in a cage like an animal he might still be alive. He probably wouldn’t have given up.
In 1984, Hunt, an African-American man from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, at the age of 19 was convicted of the rape and murder of a white woman named Deborah Sykes — despite the fact that there was no physical evidence tying him to the crimes. Even with no evidence, he was sentenced by an all-white jury to life in prison. Ten years later, he was cleared of the rape when DNA testing proved he had never committed that crime. Despite the rape being central to the overall crime, he spent an additional nine years in prison until a man named Willard Brown confessed to both acts. After 19 years in prison, Hunt was finally exonerated in 2004.
SADLY NOT TOO LONG AFTER HIS EXONERATION HE TOOK HIS OWN LIFE.
So what if you lost your mom and brother to Suicide cuz of a false rape accusation. HEY IT’S JUST DEATH. LOL Just ask Camellia Cheshire. She was driven to the brink of suicide herself as she organised funerals for mother Karin and her brother Jay, 17 LINK
as a sexual assault Survivor I cannot forget what happened to me and it may hurt me in some way for a long time BUT DEATH IS ABSOLUTE.
Sometimes I think people like this should be forced to see the final result of their opinion.
Lawrence McKinney served more than 31 years in prison – for a crime he did not commit. Now, he’s trying one last time to formally clear his name.
In 1978, the victim of a gang rape identified Mr. McKinney in court as one of her attackers. Then-22-year-old McKinney, who lived near the victim’s Memphis, Tenn., apartment, where the attack took place, was convicted and sentenced to 100 years in prison. His co-defendant was also handed a jail sentence. Three decades later, DNA tests of the woman’s bed sheets identified stains from three people, including the victim and the co-defendant – but not McKinney. His conviction was vacated, the charges against him were dismissed, and he was released in July 2009.
OKAY YOU FAKE LAUGH AND PRESS THE BLACK BUTTON NOW
Heavy-handed equivalence aside, it should also be be pointed out that false accusations hurt the victims too. You ever read “the boy who cried wolf” as a kid?
Some people are so hard-headed nothing else but I heavy hand will do.
Man I think yall forgot a big one, Emmit Till. Baby boy was beaten and then bragged by the back of a pickup truck for miles until he died. All bc he “whistled” at a white lady.
She made a death bed confession saying she lied.
I stand by the idea that anyone who accuses another falsely of rape to gain some kind of power over the other should be charged as a sexual offender
I support that
Fuck you OP
LGBT person: what if instead of demanding that corporations continue shoehorning our identities into media and making us look like garbage, we opt for artists to create representation on their own terms so it’s more genuine and organic
Yall: ur just mad cuz ur straight :/
No like actually
Did everyone forget about the trans person in mass effect andromeda who just dropped her dead name within 5 minutes of meeting you? Or when Disney said “oh yeah lefou is super totally gay in the beauty and the beast remake” and any sort of indication of that was camp stereotyping at best? That’s the kind of representation we get when people buy into passionless crap that’s just using your identity and life experience to get into your wallet.
