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daintylovesnaps

@electronikdisco yer Elezen boi … as opposed to yer Doman boi.

electronikdisco-blog1

😍😍😍

great-tweets

cursed level over 9000

the-smiling-pony

Holy shit

shounenchild

I’M UGLY LAUGHING RN

kai-keda

my god

bluejettyy-deactivated20220927

This is both unnerving and hilarious

negiwoman

@timidsavage

choclatemalk

@kwantsu

thefacelessmage

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

textsfromtherisingstones

debrides

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

lesbirdan

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

hermionegranger

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

thomrainierskies

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

mirab3lle

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

icouldwritebooks

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

crimeronan

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

agrestenoir

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

incorrect-drarry-quotes

I work at a doggie daycare where we do training and socialization. After being together for about a month, the guy I’m with asked why I always try to stick my hand in my pocket whenever he held the door open for me or did something polite.

I was reaching for my treat pouch. I was trying to train my date with dog biscuits.

athena-ishnuala

MetGala inspired Haurchefant.

brittany-murphy

electronikdisco-blog1

LOL! Yessir, it is.

runescratch

coughs the estinyan Line sticker was too cute so I

yeah.

delusioninabox

Daily #1,888! It’s nice to know Estinien learned…something from his time with us in Heavensward.

(Alphinaud: “We must strive to do better by our fellow men, and protect the weak and downtrodden, and rise up to be the best humanity has to offer…” Estinien, taking notes: “Do not…hide on rooftops…ok.”)