emmy

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[boywithabeanie]

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[dogpuppy]

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[dogpuppy]

[angelicdewdrop]

[fiere-violet]

The ‘Dance of the Wilis’ Giselle by Ran Chilipye

[postoctobrist]

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

[doggirlpaws]

[doggirlpaws]

Shoutout to one year ago today when I started a game of We Love Katamari on what turned out to be the funniest day possible

[thememedaddy]

[dogpuppy]

[dashingwishes]

Why is your url washingdishes with the w and d switched ?

My URL does not stand for Washing dishes.

[cicadasonsundaes]

feeling like a #waterloggedcorpse

[slutdge]

squint for me real quick

[tartrazeen]

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

[tartrazeen]

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[dogpuppy]

[anaveragetoast]

My favorite type of scam is where someone makes an account impersonating a famous person on social media, and then just goes into DMs and asks for money while also saying a "catchphrase" in a weird attempt to make themselves look legit

[strawberrycircuits]

[dogpuppy]

[kings-highway]

In a desperate attempt to prevent the media from finding out he's dating MSBY's Hinata Shoyo, star setter Kageyama Tobio has accidentally implied that he's dating outside hitter Bokuto Kotaro. While the media takes this and runs, nobody is more shocked to learn about this than Bokuto's husband, Akaashi Keiji, who in a fit of brilliant idiocy responds to the rumours without dropping any names, leading audiences everywhere convinced that Akaashi is having an affair with Kageyama. When asked about his opinion on the tangled love lives of his peers and teammates, international superstar Ninja Shoyo almost lets slip that his teammates, Sakusa Kiyoomi and Miya Atsumu, have started a relationship. To salvage it, for some reason, Hinata believes it best to simply say that Sakusa's a great guy and is surely dating someone. Why, then, when pressed on the who this someone was he responds with "me" is entirely between him and God.