When I was your age, television was called books.

Kelsie, 32 Nebraska.

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[asteroidtroglodyte]

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

[scary-ivy]

Baby's first rotating blorbos

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Y’all are great I love y’all

[tineid]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Everyone say “thank you crying baby”

[depsidase]

[thecuriousowl]

oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark

[athenanuu]

@lesbianmeouch

[mikkeneko]

Happy birthday dolly parton

[mikkeneko]

Wait wrong post

[asimovsideburns]

that’s Jolene

[inthefallofasparrow]

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I’m begging of you please don’t take my man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don’t eat him just because you can

Your fury is beyond compare With flowing locks of baleful hair With glowing eyes and skin of emerald green

Your voice is ice, your blood is cold Your chains are likely not to hold You stand at thirty-six feet tall, Jolene

And levitating through our dreams Your presence is Lovecraftian And I can’t comprehend of you, Jolene But I can easily understand How easily you could crush my man We’re playthings of the vengeful god, Jolene 

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I’m begging you to spare the human race Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don’t kill us for our jealous ways

You could have your choice of men To tear apart and forge again I only ask you pity me, Jolene I now prostrate and worship you Our mortal lives depend on you And whatever you decide to do, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I’m begging you to share your divine plan Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please forgive the foolish sins of man

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[tam--lin]

I don't want to put the user on blast but I just saw a "you're never too old to start" post about the Artemis II astronauts, and, respectfully, they are astronauts on our first trip back to the moon since Apollo because their entire lives have been building up to it. Christina, the youngest on the crew, wanted to be an astronaut since childhood, has two bachelor's degrees, and has been involved with NASA since 2001, well before she joined as an astronaut. Jeremy joined the Canadian equivalent to Civil Air Patrol at 12 and did his undergrad in space science. Reid started out as a Navy pilot in the late 1990s. Victor went to a public Ivy, has three master's degrees, and became a Navy test pilot 20 years ago. These people's whole lives have been building up to this.

We are not yet at the point in human space travel where you can just up and career change to being a working astronaut* unless you already are very well-established in a closely relevant career (like medicine), or you're part of a specialty program training mission specialists (like Christa McAuliffe was).

*as opposed to a space tourist

[tam--lin]

Perhaps a better message, if we insist on mining on here, is, "it's normal for people who are experts in their fields to be middle-aged, actually"

[bedupolker]

Pros of AI: my landlord that im sueing is using AI for his defense instead of hiring a lawyer (despite having the money to do so) and it is fabricating laws that don't exist which im told is not great in the eyes of the court, so maybe ill win :D

Cons of using AI: the rest of it

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[pixelartpeach]

[pixelartpeach]

[ryukiki]

[phantomrose96]

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[livelovelaugh-777]

[gothvince]

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

[gothvince]

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[nvclearbomb]

Understanding this, is gay culture

[smegma-factory]

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[prophecysgirl]

if we could live without passion, maybe we’d know some kind of peace… but we would be hollow. empty rooms: shuttered and dank. without passion, we’d be truly dead. - angelus 100 days of captain swan: day 22

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[aro-narcissus]

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