The Life of a Teenaged Fangirl

I found this life style thanks to my parents that dragged me out to see the 2009 Star Trek, and my life went down hill from there! Superwholock NEEDS to happen!! Fav books are The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Famel by Michael Scott and The Woman of the Otherworld by Kelley Armstrong (main character is Elena Michaels) I curl a lot (like the sport)

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If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

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Stop reblogging my failure

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[robotmango]

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

[firebraider]

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

[feliszerda]

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

[pietro-goes-nyoom]

Bucky knows what’s up

[xyct-blog]

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

[meganmachine]

Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?

[nbchannibal]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.

[iveremadelel-blog]

tamaki be like

but haruhi be like

[formosusiniquis]

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

[the-me-musketeer]

"I have to be back by Monday."

-Sam Winchester 9 years ago (via mbr412)

[dragonsigma-blog]

I am going to start swearing by authors

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

[flippyspoon]

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

[theoldcoffeetragedy]

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

[tpt-moved]

[thomrainierskies]

[superwhatlocked]

Thank you supernatural fandom

[greelin]

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

[spaceslayer]

[champagne-vagabond]

The episode where everyone fell in love with Chilton

[georgeslays]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

[megustamemes]

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

[winterpickett]

But why is the fucking wifi signal there

[glitter-and-metal]

I should have expected that

[cabinsixdemigod-deactivated2018]

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

[empathysquared]

With a gun. Dead. And I won’t loose a moment’s rest.

[joeydeangelis]

[new-chaos-theory]

heard you were talking shit