Put Lizards In Ya Ear

andy;late 20s;they/them; gimme ur snakes

[oldestsnakes]

when you gain entry into the tower, the Magic Lady is waiting for you

she has an orb

she is eternal and possesses all magic in the realm

your prize for completing this quest is gazing upon her stunning visage

[needyilyarights]

I like to think there was some account that was making those imagine type posts like people did for one direction and Ilya loved sending them to Shane to annoy him

Like: “imagine you can’t swim and someone pushes you into a pool so Shane dives in to rescue you” and it’s the gif of him from the wet tee shirt photo shoot and Ilya is like would u save me Hollander and Shane is like no I’d be the one pushing you

Or like “outfit for when Shane invites you to his cottage” and it’s like galaxy leggings, a metros tee shirt, and uggs and Ilya is like “ok Shane I have my packing list ready do u want to see”

[girlballs]

hi chat my everything hurts

[girlballs]

hi chat everything but my noteworthy fat meaty hog hurts

[girlballs]

...cock injured send immediate help

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[lucylehane]

I am convinced this is what was happening in this scene

[ahotknife]

and i’ve been afraid of changing cus i built my life around you but time makes you bolder even children get older and i’m getting older too

[sapphling]

can you get in trouble for remembering a detail about someone

is it normal to notice details

pervert definition

how much is it normal to remember about someone

are you allowed to think about people when they're not talking to you +reddit

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[hollanderthoughts]

Let’s say there’s something terribly wrong with you, and everyone else sees it before you do, and you see them see this horrible wrong thing about you. And you look inward, and you can see it too, now, but you can’t bear to put a name to it. Not yet. Do you smother it or nurture it? Would you smother it or nurture it? Can you really blame me for nurturing it?

[kaijuerotica]

the chasm between who Irina actually was and who Irina was to Ilya is massive and cavernous and such a fun place to play in if you're a sicko freak who likes to hurt your own feelings

[shanebug]

[gaynehollander]

My Shane and Ilya are both incredibly possessive of one another and quick to jealousy but while Ilya gets jealous in a “everyone wants you but they can’t have you, you’re mine and I will delight in showing everyone what they’re missing out on” way, Shane gets jealous in a “I will burn this club down with both of us in it” way.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya telling shane about irina and how they were best friends and he hung out with her all the time and he was her protector and he would skip school on her bad days to brush her hair and make sure she ate something even if it was just tea and she was an angel and you know shane is calculating how best to gently bring up to his husband that that doesn’t sound like it was very fair to child ilya without ilya reacting like a wild fucking animal

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya comes back from therapy with galina like three months after this fight (of course it was a fight) and with the same candor as ashley padilla in the mom confession sketch goes i’m only going to say this once and i’m only going to say it if after i do you promise you will not react no talking no faces no nothing and shane’s on the couch reading like uh. what’s going on? and ilya goes what i have to tell you. Is that I think I was treated unfairly. By my mom. and of course shane makes a face and ilya is reacting like a wild fucking animal

[thisisnotenuff]

see the thing is shane WOULD have mysterious powers and never know it because they just don't coincide with his hockey career. like i easily see him as being able to control the weather or something and he just doesnt gaf. the games are all indoors anyway so he doesnt care or know why it always happens to storm like crazy after the metros lose no matter where they are or what season it is. thats got nothing to do with him!

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[shanebug]

do you think that if shane and ilya were to start hanging out with more queer people sometimes ilya would have to be like "by the way dont mention being a landlord in front of these ones. i know the rich art collector gays we met the other week at that gala talked to you about property investment but i dont think this queer birdwatching club will take it as well"

[cornerofspace]

you can pry connie from admin from my cold, dead hands - i'm not giving up on her!!!!!!!