Alexander the okays land of lost wonders

hi Alex here new tumblr made for the fall of twitter will be posting spec Evo and paleo art here hopefully

[despazito]

People in the global south with no access to surgical vet care will make a reddit post of their village dog's cute new puppies then get insulted and attacked by american "dog lovers" for not having it spayed

[metalgearemily]

[metalgearemily]

Do you guys remember how mad this made everyone ❤️ remember how we used to run

[clementine-kesh]

*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

[aint-love-heavy]

I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[nictanova]

[despazito]

[animentality]

[stay-the-knight]

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[dontbelasagnax]

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

[savetheworldkissaplushie]

[xanananas]

They don't make em like they used to...

[thagomizersshow]

K imagine doing target training like this with a sauropod.

You could get a workout in running back and forth within their neck's range of motion.

And nobody tell me sauropods were too dumb for target training. If you can target train goldfish and tortoises, you could target train sauropods.

[kata4a]

i find the "normie" as a countercultural symbol so fascinating. like i once chatted with someone who cut their teeth on chans and imageboards who was resolute in their conviction that the single trait that makes someone a normie was having ever had sex

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Curtis Lanaghan

[brunhielda]

🤩

WHAT is this Dinotopian wonder blessing my tumblr feed?!

[cutecreepycryptids]

new cryptid everyone!

[runcibility]

archive link so you don't have to give wapo clicks

[mustelidmanor]

Patagonian Weasel posted by patanat on iNaturalist

*was released shortly after capture :)

[elfraven]

wow that is like 50% of the way to becoming a badger