talking about the 5 love languages with my sister and
Sister: Do love punches count?
Me: yeah they count as a misdemeanor

if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
will byers stan first human second
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noise dept.
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Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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talking about the 5 love languages with my sister and
Sister: Do love punches count?
Me: yeah they count as a misdemeanor
every single word of this is SO funny
I saw 0 wake me up when Sepetember end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed
I emphatically disagree
i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day
wow yall got me FUCKED UP on a Sunday morning already??
okay if you ignore the others… but watch this one
what episode of black mirror is this
can’t help falling in love on a kalimba
This radiates calm
wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?
Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
My childhood is confused
[soft awoo]
context:
I C A N N O T breathe
THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND
OH MY G OD
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team
yea these exact fucking pictures
this is how he got confirmed for smash
the 3 people that always like and reblog your posts
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site
I couldn’t not reblog this
Star map of the happiest moments of your life
LOVE this as a gift. Just ordered my best friend one
My boss did this for her husband and it’s the cutest shit
Ok no
What about people who poop long
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