number one abs hater

i'm nova i'm 23 years young i'm bisexual and in a past life i was the witch from hansel and gretal

[hydnellumpecky]

you know what time it is!!! dm me if you're interested :)

[hydnellumpecky]

the one thing that pmo about that 'hello fat fetish artist' joker video is that he proposes a fat woman running on a treadmill as the opposite of what fat fetishists would be into drawing when in fact that sounds awesome, you get to see her jiggling

[iamthefungus]

Dont ask how Wizard got his hands on it

[iamthefungus]

Sire youre massive

[iamthefungus]

yyeaaaah

[iamthefungus]

Low-key don't know if you've already drawn this but king getting too big and breaking his throne. Just an idea...

Ouuhh yeah

[hydnellumpecky]

yuuup

[hydnellumpecky]

yuuuuuuup

[hydnellumpecky]

tbh moma probably doesn't have enough pictures of fat guys

that's what i'm saying

[hydnellumpecky]

i hate it when some famous artist is like yeah this is my rawest most uncut and artistically pure piece, just truly my truest most unfiltered work ever, straight from my twisted mind to the canvas, and it's something really awesomely beautiful and profound. because when i look within myself, i speak to my inner goddess and allow the fount of true artistic expression to pour upon the page, what i end up with is a bunch of drawings and prose dedicated to enormous gentlemen sensuously groping their many rolls of fat. which is awesome and all but i just don't see anyone putting it in the moma

[hydnellumpecky]

yuuup

[hydnellumpecky]

[3liza]

unironically i love this website and the people who post here because like 4% of them are even more pedantic and specialized in their knowledge bases than i am, and they are ALL HATERS. these are my people, sincerely. i support them uncritically even though all of us are REALLY annoying

[quendergeer]

if you just want your effete dilettante twink to have an emotionally distant servant who brings him tea after fucking him then the term you are looking for is VALET

[quendergeer]

if the setting is military and you want to really fuck with the A03 tags then the term is BATMAN

[hydnellumpecky]

i originally conceived of dane in a sword and sorcery fantasy setting so here's a pulp fantasy novel cover with her n lydia

[hydnellumpecky]

photo from an interview with rubens. the photographer had him sit next to an old portrait because otherwise the public might not recognize him. (he retired from public life a while ago)

[hydnellumpecky]

i am breaking the silence. the phrase is 'your fat ass'. YOUR. FAT. ASS. three words.

'FATASS' is a DEROGATORY NICKNAME. 'FAT ASS' is PART OF A WHOLE.

"get your fat ass over here" = CORRECT "my fatass needed to sit down" = INCORRECT

"move, fatass" = CORRECT

"what a bunch of fat asses" = is it the PEOPLE of which you speak, or their ASSES? if you refer to the FORMER, INCORRECT

AM I UNDERSTOOD.

[hydnellumpecky]

lestat may be one of the most intriguing characters to make fat (sexual)

[hydnellumpecky]

EXACTLY...!

[hydnellumpecky]

lestat may be one of the most intriguing characters to make fat (sexual)