Shine your light on

hey, i'm eli (she/her)

[supermareart]

An interview

[itsv-deactivated20201009]

me when my ears dont work n im also a white man

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

I say this as someone who loves orchestral film scores, but The Leap of Faith scene in Spider-verse is so iconic for several reasons, one of which is the music. If it was an orchestral score, it would have sounded like any other film ever, especially with the recent trend of film scores relentlessly aping each other into increasingly vague homogeneity. ‘What’s Up Danger’ gives the scene something new, something bold, something striking … and something Miles Morales. This is the story of an urban black kid finding his own identity of Spider-Man rather than failing to fill the shoes left before him. This isn’t just a Spider-Man story, it’s a Miles Morales story, with all the aesthetic choices that entails. The aesthetic of the film oozes the concept of black urban youth, from the music to the street art-inspired visuals. Removing these elements would divorce it from what makes this Miles’ story. Also, ‘What’s Up Danger’ is a banger, so jot that down

[prettiloven]

...it's me, I'm bitches

[free-range-tiddies]

That's how you get the good sleep

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[catnippackets]

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[bourneblack-deactivated20240910]

No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.

[striving-artist]

If they can cg a whole-ass Carrie Fisher, they can cg some ab definition.

Fck steroids. Fck filming fasts. Fck dropping water weight to get the shot.

[halloweeneva]

Fuck steroids. Fuck filming fasts. Fuck dropping water weight to get the shot.

[rlainarin]

Nope. No cgi abs either. You will look at real healthy shirtless bodies of nourished, hydrated people, and you will like it.

[solarpunkcast]

yea how about we destroy the idea of ab-definition period? don’t be afraid of stomachs

[shittymoviedetails]

In Black Panther, Letitia Wright plays someone who is very smart. This is a good example of people being nothing like their characters

[artanogon]

ive got to stop learning news like this

[genderwitchcraft]

(For context: She’s an antivaxxer and transphobe)

[zukosgay]

diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”

german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”

[zukosgay]

going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy

going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[

dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen

[the-illusion-of-sanity]

“i need to go see the otolaryngologist” “oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”

[zukosgay]

birth control vs. antibabypillen

[toes-or-not]

getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon

[poodletrain]

Is this really what german is like?

[southbreak]

yes.

[foulserpent]

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

[jadethirwall0-deactivated202012]

I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

[mintbees]

honestly WHAT is it with stem fields and turning every man who majors in one to look like this

my father used to be a frat boy who went to parties and got drunk as hell but every pic of him post graduating in chemical engineering looks like this. what happened.

[degenerate-perturbation]

Stembofication is real and it happened to me.

[thenatsdorf]

(via heyladycat)

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[maykitz]

the supernatural dubs now officially exist on a scale from german dean winchester saying faggot where it wasnt in the script to latino dean winchester being canonically bisexual and returning castiels i love you

[maykitz]

allegedly indio spanish/native mexican dean winchester says “i’m yours, cas” the plot is thickeningg

[thegingerpowers]

[tieflingfaggot]

Holy shit.

[keuppy]

Oh noooo

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

*shows up at college* excuse me will someone please direct me to the leftist brainwashing class? i'm here for the leftist brainwashing class

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[coolxatu]

what if god was one of us…