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my name is elisha (long i sound) and i am from oregon and i really love my dog. my ig is tallboix_lacroix and my Twitter is coolsmalldog

[elishing]

lol hey everyone

[chicademartinica]

[runcibility]

Because I don’t even have to read the comments to know that there will be some rancid mayonnaise jars out there saying that this shit is either old or not true:

Tim Burton said that in 2016 - LESS THAN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS AGO: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/09/29/tim-burton/?utm_term=.0f7008494786

Actual bleached sewage stuffed into rumpled clothes Woody Allen said that shit in TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN: https://www.indiewire.com/2014/07/woody-allen-says-he-wont-hire-a-black-actor-unless-the-role-calls-for-one-whatever-that-means-158899/

SAME FUCKING YEAR, Ridley Scott says that quote, while defending his white casting of biblical epic (you know, in the Middle East) “Exodus: Gods and Kings”: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11261784/I-cant-cast-Mohammad-so-and-so-from-such-and-such-says-Ridley-Scott.html Funfact, here’s how well that whole mess did in the US box office:

This shit is recent. It’s ongoing. And it’s disgusting.

[elishing]

Downloaded Tumblr to see what was up and it was a mistake and I hate it.

I miss having friends. I was like.... In a town like 20 min away from me that my one new friend I made two years ago lives in basically and I feel like it was maybe my fault but also his too. He doesn't let people love him and he can't open up to people in his real life and I am overbearing and don't respect the emotional growth rate of other people. Anyway it was a weird day and I felt horrible and I wish I could be 100% myself sometimes. I'm tired. Yknow I thought I was gonna be able to be 100% me with that friend but I guess not. Did I maybe take advantage of his quiet nature and was too much?? Did he stay the same the whole time with no emotional growth and I was maturing and trying to be the best me but it didn't work out? Were we just two ships, people do come and go.... I hope he's ok. I hope he is happy. I miss him! Ok bye again Tumblr

[lumnch]

A hand is just like a little scoop 

[lumnch]

a scoop that does things

[lumnch]

I know I’m op but reading this makes me feel like words are losing all meaning

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[inactiveblog123]

Like Michael Buble and Santa

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[gostaks]

evidence that I actually live in a video game

I always wear the same clothing

idle animation

awkward dialog

sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again

yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor

[theladygodieva]

I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once. 

[sunegami]

sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again

[helila]

if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones

[ruinedchildhood]

Bird Box (2018) dir. Susanne Bier

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

mood

[cyndagos-deactivated20200111]

[froghag-deactivated20200816]

and theyre dating and theyre very open abt their bdsm practices

[buzzfeedrewind]

Memories Everyone Who Made Mix CDs In The Early ’00s Will Have

[sjw-bot]

in retrospect, yikes

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me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

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