elk

wouldst thou like to live deliciously

[ambassadorquark]

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[makiswirl]

[everythingstarstuff]

Gary McMillan

[pukicho]

Hey, sad fucks from twitter.

[willgrahams-gender]

No one in Hannibal talks normally. They always gotta use three metaphors and five symbolisms and overt reference to classic literature to prove ONE point they have to make and I really love that.

[stationintern]

i love how most drarry fics don't paint ginny as, like, a jealous ex. they're just like, "oh, ginny? yeah she's over there with her girlfriend and baseball cap. yeah, she's really happy. happier than this loser." and harry is sleeping on their couch or something.

[broomsticks]

​i legitimately don’t mean to subtweet — this all is So interesting for fandom meta reasons!! why is this the case?

[stationintern]

i love how most drarry fics don't paint ginny as, like, a jealous ex. it’s always, "oh, ginny? yeah she's over there with her girlfriend and baseball cap. yeah, she's really happy. happier than this loser." and harry is just sleeping on their couch or something.

[radicalreliablerandomness]

I am the sluttiest person in this library

[mortimermcmirestinks]

guarantee you that the librarians fuck nasty more than you do

[thoodleoo]

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

[wizardnaturalist]

people who depict angel devil as a subby little uwu boy...imbeciles

he and aki are perfect contrasts not because aki is stoic and severe and angel is soft and sweet, but because aki is wound tighter than a bowstring at all times and angel could not give less of a shit if he tried (which he wont)

[kirjavas]

obsessed with the way lyra and will cut open the box containing literal god and lyra is just like alright now that that shit’s over with can we go to paradise i wanna see pan

[nonasbirthday]

His Dark Materials starting S3 off strong with gay angels kissing onscreen and preparing to kill God

[angelbabymikaa]

tumblr isn’t social media. this is just my bedroom & none of you are real

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[kosmogrl]

[peetapiepita]

Casually walking around "killing" God and be like "Let's get out of here, I'm bored."

Again, Will and Lyra for you.

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.