i will retire to the salton sea at the age of 23

max + 23 + they/he + norcal

[twinprime]

we have to bring back art deco like right now

[twinprime]

we need more of this.

[hungwy]

heffalumps and woozles…. fuck those things

[lowpolyanimals]

Rat from The Sims 4

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

i need to know why the people at guitar tabs decided on this logo it looks like a logo for a shady hookup app

[pictures-of-dogs]

what’s better than this. just two besties slammin’ salmon together

[ebaybumpstock]

some people masturbate for pleasure. others out of boredom. me? i masturbate to save all of california from a devastating earthquake

[straightboyfriend]

as a man who is a fancy lady i need two beverages at all times: 1 to nourish me (coffee, juice, energy drink, etc) & 1 to refresh me (water or tea)

[memewhore]

[joannofsnark]

when you die your voice gets added to the Gangster’s Paradise choir

[arirna]

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[chainsawder]

mr j…

[straycatj]

I'm awed! Awed! Ahhhh!

[ink-the-artist]

He’s listening to his tunes :)

[thegoatboy]

Just saw a leather jacket that says “my other ride is your dad” on the back and I don’t think I’ll ever be the same

[jairoglyphs]

let’s give credit where it’s due and thank ms. bob the drag queen

[campyvillain]

[nube--s-deactivated20220905]

[angeldnaultimatelarvae-deactiva]

Bag made at approx 5 years old

[thepartyponies]

When you’re out with your dad and he just keeps talking to some random guy