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i should make a pinned post lmao

hi i am a silly little gender ambiguous creature on the interwebs who almost never makes his own posts but reblogs a shit ton

stuff i like to post about:

fandom stuff (the magnus archives, the mechanisms, good omens, doctor who, ace attorney on occasion, sanders sides, the stanley parable, jekyll and hyde, en abime, malevolent, other stuff im probably forgetting)

random shitposts/memes

queer/lgbt shit

neurodivergent shit

corvids (#corvids corvids corvids)

time loops (#time loop posting)

cool art

CHOIR! (#choirposting)

assorted other stuff

i have a couple of sideblogs ( @queer-neurodivergent-and-tired for mental heath posting and @confusedlgbtq for gender crisis stuff)

dni's don't really mean anything but i'm queer and neurodivergent and mentally ill so i post about that a lot!! if you post hate or something ill just block you i don't care

#about me #pinned post

decompose1

dude i don't normally like to dig at peoples fun i generally think people having fun is good but it is slightly disheartening when there's a really really good story about a strong platonic relationship and then the only thing the fans can do is ship the characters or worse make a crack ship with an unrelated character from another media because it's like they can't STAND a lack of romance in media like they absolutely must try to insert romance where it is absolutely not needed or relevant and honestly sours the story/media a lot more for me or they'll Die because they can't just be happy with a really good platonic relationship. it makes me very sad as a demiromantic girlie.

wetorturedsomefolks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

cleansingreflections-deactivate

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

pastebun

think again

conspiracydawg

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

mikkeneko

tiktaalic

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

trans-girl-nausicaa

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

dorothylarouge

berryplusbears

this already exists. it's called Deltron 3030, a supergroup between rapper Del the Funkee Homosapien (who most of y'all only know from the Gorillaz song "Clint Eastwood" but has a much larger and greater catalog), producer Dan the Automator, and DJ Kid Koala.

In 2000, they released a self-titled concept album set in the year 3030, about a former mech soldier and hacking master named Deltron Zero, who plans to use his skills to create a virus to shut down the corporate overlords suppressing hip-hop culture and human rights, all while he takes part in rap battles to become Galactic Rhyme Federation Champion.

Whole album is dope, and it's down below. A masterpiece in the scene of underground hip-hop.

fadedlovemp3

stephexmachina

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

nightonblogmountain

batshit-auspol

In a 1996 by-election, one of the candidates for Australia's parliament changed his name to Steve Grim-Reaper so he wouldn't get mixed up with other candidates

batshit-auspol

Update: Thanks to some brilliant suggestions from you all, we have an even better contender - A man who ran in the 1998 federal election named 'Prime Minister John Piss the Family Court and Legal Aid' who received a whopping 183 votes for the party 'Abolish Child Support'. Sounds like a lovely guy.

Unfortunately for Mr Prime Minister Piss, this name change came back to haunt him after he was denied a passport a few years later due to the name. This led to this quite incredible entry into Australia's case law that is still frequently cited today:

Unfortunately for Pisso, the court ruled that the government was right to deny him a passport, on the grounds that the phrase "Prime Minister" might be considered by some to be offensive.

Australia went on to change the laws around name changes as a result of Mr PM JP, making him the first and last Prime Minister Piss we'll likely ever see on the ballot in our lifetimes, and democracy is all the poorer for it.

batshit-auspol

Honourable mention to this headline from a South African newspaper:

And this quote from Time magazine:

potted-orchard

There was more than one of them!

batshit-auspol

"BRUCE THE-FAMILY-COURT-REFUSES-MY-DAUGHTER'S-RIGHT-TO-KNOW-HER-FATHER"!!!!!

Truly one of the names of all time

matrixdragon

That is a name that answers every question about why he's not allowed contact with his daughter, I feel.

acethememelorde

HELLO???

batshit-auspol

How does this post keep getting weirder.

So we looked it up and yes, it was indeed the 'Dane' recording studio owner who attempted to stage a fascist uprising in Melbourne (of all places) in the 90s.

This was the last update we could find on him in the news, sounds like he's doing well for himself:

do-not-u-dare

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

do-not-u-dare

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?