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@ellerahs
i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…
What
“ballet isn’t a sport”
The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.
Ballet is raw AF
Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @gemini0410 and @rebel-without-cause-x thanks friends!
Relationship Status: Married to Chibsy in my head. In real life I’m in a relationship - 3 years in September!
Favourite Colour: Orange and Green
Three favourite foods: steak pie, pizza and halloumi 😍
Song stuck in my head: Baby by Justin Bieber 🙄
Last song I listened to: The Greatest - James Blunt
Last thing I googled: Rayman
Time: 1020AM
Dream Trip: Iceland baby
Anything I Really Want: for my family and friends to get whatever they want and stay healthy, yhhh money lol, to meet Tommy Flanagan.
Tagging @agirllovespasta @stardancerluv @cutesiewoojin @hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm @scribbuluswrites @ottosuricato
Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @chibsytelford
Relationship Status: single
Favorite Color: Maroon, Purple, Blue
Three Favorite Foods: Italian, Indian & alots of others
Song Stuck In My Head: Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People
Last Song I Listened To - Dance Macbre by Ghost
Last Thing I Googled: (needed to find a good arrow to use in my story)
Time: 5:57am
Dream Trip: Paris
Anything I Really Want: my friends and family to be safe and healthy and to meet Ewan McGregor (like I was supposed in March!)
@rentskenobi @obitwo @darling-i-read-it @angel98624 @shantellorraine @dance-like-russia-isnt-watching @theblackmaskclub @shart-xing @fandomgirl800 @rosionis
Rules: tag 10 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @stardancerluv (thank you btw)
Relationship status: single [I’m not bisexual I’m just bimyself :,)]
Favourite colour: Red, royal blue and black
Three favourite foods: Rice, cheese cake and curry
Song stuck in my head: Cirice by Ghost
Last song I listened to: Kill V. Maim by Grimes
Last thing I googled: (apparently a cheese bank exists in Italy and you can pay them in cheese)
Time: 13.01 pm (I just woke up 😑)
Dream trip: Japan
Anything I really want: for everyone to be wearing masks to stop the spread of covid-19 and for @stardancerluv to meet Ewan McGregor like she was supposed to in March🙏
@profkenobi @hausvongold @ganondorf-has-greasy-balls @theblackmaskclub @robthegray @theecoterroristnextdoor @armynoodleswithketchup @mrhoemazzello @fanficflaneuse @rentskenobi
Rules: tag 10 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @dance-like-russia-isnt-watching , thank you lovely.
Relationship status: engaged; was supposed to have the wedding ceremony this fall but miss rona said GURRRRLLL NOPE
Favourite colour: like a soft yellow
Three favourite foods: cereal; tacos; anything in vindaloo
Song stuck in my head: ‘the reynolds pamphlet’ from hamilton (“alexander hamilton had a t o r r i d a f f a i r, and hewroteitdown right there *HIGHLIGHTS!*”)
Last song I listened to: ‘mysterious ways’ by U2
Last thing I googled: blue feathers to determine the color of angel!obi’s wings for my new fic
Time: 8:28am; i have a virtual meeting at 9 and am still in my drawers 🥴🙃
Dream trip: Buenos Aries
Anything I really want: for everyone to remember that bad times are just times that are bad, and that it will get better, and to be kind to yourselves
no-pressure tags:
@redkenobi; @goldenkenobi; @corellians-only; @ohhellokenobi; @rentskenobi; @benhanscomisnotstraight; @penfullofwordsaheadfullofstories; @a-seeker-of-imagination; @emilykjh; @clydesducktape; @ewanfuckinmcgregor @just-prince-harry @honestlystop @icedcoffeeandgays @drinksomecoco
yes i tagged more than 10–i was an english major, not math 🙃
thank you for the tag, darling! @profkenobi
Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better!
Relationship status: single
Favorite color: blue. Also a fan of mustard yellow.
3 favorite foods: tacos, dark chocolate, sandwiches cubanos con tostones
Song stuck in my head: Massachusetts by handsome ghost
Last song I listened to: Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2 ( @profkenobi we are on the same wavelength today)
Last thing I googled: etymology of “incorrigible” (research for ne plus ultra)
Time: 10:16
Dream trip: Japan
Anything I really want: for people to know that timelines for your life are fake. That it is okay to ask for help. That you will come through the other side.
Tagging: @cyar-ikas @goldenkenobi @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @littlevodika @thedevilwearsbeskar @valkyrieofthehighfae @acciokenobi @fiveshotsofjager @karasong @obitwo (no pressure, loves!)
Thank you for thinking of me, lovies :) @profkenobi @corellians-only
Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better!
Relationship status: in a relationship :)
Favorite color: blue & soft orange, like the sunset
3 favorite foods: tomato soup, shaved ice, enchiladas verdes con arroz y flijoles
Song stuck in my head: jolene // dolly parton
Last song I listened to: burning love // elvis
Last thing I googled: bible sex verses ( @obitwo see what you do to me?)
Time: 3:58pm
Dream trip: England
Anything I really want: for everyone to know the following: don’t let society tell you who to be, do what makes you happy/feel you have a purpose, stand up for others, do good for yourself & the community, you’ll be alright :)
No-pressure tags: @anakin-danvers @mcu-padawan @obitwo @karasong @obirain @rentskenobi @jediforce @obiorbenkenobi @redkenobi
thank you for the tag love! @goldenkenobi
rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better! :)
relationship status: single
favorite color: soft blue? and wolfpack grey!
3 favorite foods: raspberries, jalapeño poppers, tofu stir fry
song stuck in my head: the hologram / binary sunset (we just finished watching “the force awakens” and it played like every 2 seconds i swear)
last song i listened to: *technically* whatever was the last song for “the force awakens” excluding end credits (…i’m too lazy to look it up my bad)
last thing i googled: due to privacy reasons, i can’t be explicit but my college’s webadvisor
time: almsot 7 pm
dream trip: i don’t really have a dream trip (as i want to travel everywhere) but if i had to choose italy
anything i really want: right now - to be able to go back to college!! and rona to not be a thing
no pressure tags: @milliusprime @acciokenobi @beskars @ohhellokenobi @cherieboba @thedevilwearsbeskar @generic-geek-girl @snips-n-skyguy0501 @bluesunshine501 @darthstyles
Aw thank you @obiorbenkenobi ! I’m so bad at doing these tag games, but I had a few minutes to sit down, so here we are 😳
Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better! :)
Relationship status: single
Favorite color: I don’t really have one, but if I had to pick, probably green
3 favorite foods: cookie dough, Mac and cheese, anything with noodles (fettuccini Alfredo, spaghetti and meatballs, pad Thai, etc etc etc)
Song stuck in my head: Fuck You by Ceelo Green (a classic)
Last song I listened to: Act Up by City Girls
Last thing I googled: shoulder workouts
Time: around 2130
Dream trip: I don’t have one, but I’d love to travel all over someday
Anything I really want: right now, most of my goals center around getting fitter and healthier. If you read my favorite foods list, you might know why that’s been difficult. But I love to workout and I love to lift weights.
No pressure tags: @blue-haired-grace @tarnera-blog @roxythered @commanderrivercc-3628 @mandalorianbrainweasel @maulusque @morriganbia @jaigrex @medic-kix @jyvorakal
Thanks for the tag, @bluesunshine501!
Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better! :)
Relationship Status: Single
Favourite Colour: Blue
3 Favourite Foods: Sushi (no vegetables, fish only (raw or cooked)), taco bowls, and chicken wings
Song Stuck in my Head: Stand by Rascal Flatts
Last Song I Listened to: Atlas Falls by Shinedown
Last Thing I Googled: CC-1010 | Fox on AO3
Time: Around 12;30
Dream Trip: I would love to visit Japan or England some day!
Anything I Really Want: A new computer. My current one is pissing me off.
No Pressure Tags: @corranshome @hotnthorny @so-its-treason-then @satan-incarnate-666 @menac-ika @starstruckus @thereasonwaldoishiding @galexygay03 @forcesensitivebantha @gosh-dani
Relationship Status: Single
Favourite Colour: G R E E N
3 Favourite Foods: Flan (like a custard, its made with caramelized sugar, eggs, and sweetened condensed milk, my abuela makes a damn good flan lol), homecooked burgers (salt, pepper, a shit ton of garlic as per spanish tradition), and idk
Song Stuck in my Head: the wonder woman trailer score
Last Song I Listened to: Bang by AJR
Last Thing I Googled: Wonder Woman new trailer song
Time: Around 5:03 as of typing this
Dream Trip: Italy (was actually supposed to go during spring break but yeet) or go back to Puerto Rico.
Anything I Really Want: A functioning brain with full Seratonin and Dopamine
No Pressure Tags: @mrfandomwars @roxythered @hotnthorny @angelwars11 @gayforoneahsoka @a-militia @mageofcole @parkkrys @slyslide @graaaaceeliz
Thank you for the tag @so-its-treason-then❤
Relationship status: Single (And I don’t mind it!)
Favorite color: Pink!
3 favorite foods: Hamburger helper, chicken and rice with gravy, and cheeseburgers
Song stuck in my head: Non-stop (Hamilton)
Last song I listened to: DNA (By: Kendrick Lamar)
Last thing I googled: what songs are in The Hate U Give? (Love that movie btw🤩)
Time: 9:46 a.m. Eastern Time
Dream trip: To go to Europe! (most likely Germany) another place I’d like to go to, along with Europe, is Africa!
Anything I really want: To write, graduate high school successful and go to a great HBCU university, join the AFROTC in college, join a sorority, major in English or creative writing, get my master’s degree in the English major, become a great pianist, and find my purpose in life!
No pressure tags: @lilythebluewitch @random-bean63 @jazzwave13 @galaxymysteryelephant @klay97 @megapanda25 @elevengalestorms @sirloozelite @thetinymoonflower @commander-rex @fkmunn @kitty-teef @that-one-multifandom-chick @waterrose3 @generouslycoolperson
Thx for the tag @angelwars11
Relationship Status: Taken (love my BF)
Favorite Color: Different shades of blues and greens
3 Favorite Foods: Ramen, Fried Rice, Quesadillas
Song Stuck In My Head: I See Fire (By: Ed Sheeran)
Last Song I Listened To: Save Me (By: Mekenna Breinholt)
Last Thing I Googled: I See Fire by Ed Sheeran (i didn’t know how to spell his name T^T)
Time: 3:32 P.M. Eastern Time
Dream Trip: I say some parts Europe (England,France,Germany,Russia,Ireland) and then some of Asia (India,Japan)
Anything I really Want: Well to improve my art and become better at it. Then Finish Community College then go to a university for my art and jewelry making. After that i hope to become a tattoo artist or jeweler if i can’t be those then work at a cafe or flower shop. By then i hope to have my own place to live and a pet.
you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to:
@corviwhite @iguessiexist @sea-of-ships @treasureplanetincorrect @ab-unreachablevoice @ran196242 @salihombox @dakt37 @salthaven @liaamethyst008
Thank you for tagging me @thetinymoonflower :D
Relationship Status: Single
Favorite Color: Some specific shade of Teal and Jade
3 Favorite Foods: basically sweets (cakes, donuts, brownies, etc.)
Song Stuck In My Head: The Cut That Always Bleeds by Conan Gray
Last Song I Listened To: Slow Dancing In The Dark by Joji
Last Thing I Googled: Flipped Movie Cast
Time: 9:19 AM Philippines Time
Dream Trip: Go to Europe I guess (like Paris, France; Greece; Rome, Italy; etc.)
Anything I really Want: To improve my art and writing. To finish my schooling, go to a good college, get a degree maybe? I don’t maybe just live a comfortable life. I don’t really know what I want :/
I don’t know who to tag tbh ^^;
@k-poplunardreams @joejoejodee @thornalchemist23 @vixen-uchiha @happygamerfriendo @mochegato @kris-pines04 @myazael @ironspiderstark @pawsitivelymiraculous
Thank you for the tag @ab-unreachablevoice
Relationship status: Single and not looking to mingle!
Favorite color: light pink, black, or dark purple
3 favorite foods: Sweets! Fried chicken. Any pasta
Song stuck in my head: Currently it’s You should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish!
Last song I listened to: Bad romance Lady Gaga
Last thing I googled: la vie en rose
Time: 10:03pm
Dream trip: Paris or anywhere in Europe
Anything I really want: I just started school again so I hope that goes well! Also to live a comfortable life in the future.
I’m not sure who to tag but here
@deletyn @emu-lumberjack @fsketchart @wendigom @bunathebunny @phoenixplume117 @nobodyfamousposts @wannajointhecrabcult @consumeconstantly and whoever else wants to!
Relationship Status: single
Favorite Colour: rosey purple and green
3 Favorite Foods: dumplings (my heart and soul), sushi, and ramen
Song Stuck In My Head: ‘Won’t Say Im In Love’
Last Song I Listened To: ‘That Guy That I Kinda Be Into’
Last Thing I Googled: batman fanfiction justice league meet batfamily
Time: 10:31pm
Dream Trip: Paris, Japan, China, or London
@zambie-trashart @loveswifi @the-flapdoodle-noodle @spyofthenightcourt @kittydemon9000 @anjuschiffer @moonlitjiminie @marinette-and-the-universe @ranger-gothamite @saays-bitch
Relationship Status: Single
Favorite Color: Baby blue
3 Favorite Foods: Spaghetti, Chipotle Bacon melt, Bagels
Song Stuck in my Head: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.
Last Song I Listened to: I’ll Stay by Isabela Merced
Last Thing I Googled: Stupid Arguments to get into
Time: 12:30am
Dream Trip: Another Universe, jk, Japan, Universal Studios Harry Potter World
@blackmagicforever @maribat-is-lifeblood
@nach0ava @dreamykitty25 @zalladane @queen-in-a-flower-crown @sixtyeightdays @abrx2002 @justafanwarrior @athena452
i got tagged twice, so thanks @mialuvscats and @marinette-meets-the-universe ♡
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relationship status: very single
favorite color: grey
3 favorite foods: lasagna , mcdonalds?? and is bubble tea a food i-
song stuck in my head: chosen last by sara kays, mad at disney by salem ilese and three musketeers by nextyoungin and ppcocaine
last song i listened to: here i am (barbie: princess and the popstar) – yes i have no shame
last thing i googled: kageyama x hinata fics
time: 11.47pm
dream trip: er idk oops
anything i really want: live in a fictional world of my choosing, to be hugged by shoyo hinata or stepped on by kageyama or tsukki (like im not joking i really do :’( ), be hinatas volleyball (please he can spike me and ill thank him)
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@mochinek0 @multifandomscribette @artxyra @marinette-meets-the-universe @mialuvscats @sunshineagreste @sturchling @justcourttee
idk if any of u have done it alr but if u have im sorry for tagging u again!
I was tagged by @sixtyeightdays
Relationship status: Married
Favorite Color: Dark Purple
3 Favorite Foods: Sushi, Tacos, Flan
Song Stuck in my Head: No-No Square
Last song I listened to: Solo ft Demi Lovato
Last thing I googled: My friend started streaming his art again. Does awesome weird monsters.
Time: 4:52PM
Dream Trip: Japan! Would love to go to the cafes and try the sweets, visit the shrines, learn more of the history.
@ranger-gothamite @gale-of-the-nomads @ozmav @mysnis @lunian @apinchoflour @virgil-is-a-cutie
Tagged again lol!
Relationship status: single sadly
Favorite color: magenta or teal
3 fav foods: mac n cheese, garlic bread, pizza
Song stuck in my head: rn Soldier, Poet, King covet by annapantsu
Last song I listened too: annapantsu’s cover of Journey to the Past
Last thing I googled: SAC college canvas
Time: 6:02pm
Dream trip: going to Rome, Paris, and Quebec
@eve-v0lution @ellerahs @particularlygeeky @minightrose @kaitlinmarley @slytherinsheashire @mindfulmagics
Relationship Status: COVID
Favorite Color: GREEN
Three Favorite Foods: It honestly depends, but since I have to pick I’m gonna have to go with; company casserole, mapo dofu, peach cobbler
Song Stuck in my Head: Don’t Lose Your Head: Six the Musical
Song I last Listened to: Six: Six the Musical
Last Thing I Googled: somethingcursedthatIrefusetospeakof
Time: 8:59pm
Dream Trip: Japan! I want to see more of and explore my heritage, so sue me! (But actually please don’t I’m flat broke)
Aaaaaaaaand everyone I know has already been tagged, soooooooooo =p
there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander
It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….
the proof is out there
@shyestofhearts you know what this reminds me of?
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.
Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
It’s called the Murder Strut.
IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.
Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Reblogging
ITS BACK! 😆😂😂👏
This is how I’ll walk from now on. I’ll update y’all when I actually go places
A caretaker comforting his cheetah companions when they get nervous during the night
(Source)
This is from a comic about being creative. Read the rest on my website: 8 things I’ve learned about creativity.
A whole big-ass mood right now… Number 6 in particular is calling me out hard!
I swear I managed to reblog this before without noticing the link to the rest of the comic, which. Whoops.
Bruce Wayne: a parenting attempt
Bruce: Dick, don’t hang from the chandelier
Dick: but it’s fun
Bruce: You’ll get hurt
Dick: You know that would be an excellent point if you didn’t let me run around fighting criminals when I was eight
Bruce: [tired] …you’re not getting down.
Dick: Very astute
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Bruce: Cassandra… [coughs] about these new friends of yours…
Cass: [stares]
Bruce: they… uh…
Cass: [stares with puppy eyes]
Bruce:
Bruce: they… [sighs] seem nice.
Cass: [grins and hops off to hang out with Harley Quinn]
Bruce: [quietly] I’m SO weak
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Bruce: Jason. You should stop-
Jason: no
Bruce: Bu-
Jason: [leaving] no
Bruce: I-
Jason: [from outside] NO
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Bruce: Absolutely NOT. There will be NO more animals in this house. We already have enough for a small zoo
Damian: [carrying three kittens] -tt-
Bruce: [reaching out] hand them over
Damian: [hisses, dodges Bruce’s arm and slips past him into the house]
Bruce: [shouts after him] That won’t make me let you keep them!
{later}
Bruce:
Bruce: shit I can’t tell which cats were already here before
Bruce: [lifts a random cat to eye level] Are you new?
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Bruce: That’s it. No more coffee for you
Tim: [on hour 39 without sleep, clutching a gigantic mug]
Bruce: [trying to wrestle him for the cup] I’m serious Tim, that’s- wait is this coffee… fizzing?
Tim: I’m like THIS close to solving this case Bruce you can’t DO this to me
Bruce: [spotting a pile of soda cans under the desk] did you- did you put ENERGY DRINKS in this??
Tim: [shifty-eyed] no?
Bruce: [tries to pull the mug out of Tim’s grip and only succeeds in dragging Tim and his rolling chair across the cave] Let go!
Tim: NOOOoooooooooo
Bruce: [stuggling] I swear to god Tim
Clark, stopped by while in Gotham on assignment: [watches as Bruce slowly traverses the cave, pulling Tim along by the mug] I- uhh
Bruce: [Wiggling his arm to dislodge the mug, causing Tim and the chair to swivel back and forth while Tim clutches the coffee and Bruce’s arm with all limbs like a sloth] DO NOT JUDGE ME CLARK
*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
Oh here it is again. The best video ever
MY HEART ❤️
Canon things that we should not let fall into obscurity:
• Dick was an excellent basketball player and played on the school team
• Dick plays both the guitar AND the accordion
• Jason had a pet dog when he was itty bitty. The dog's name was Sparky
• Tim is a skater. He skateboards and is pretty damn good at it, both as Tim and Robin
• Tim and Bruce both like The Clash. Alfred is Britishly Offended by their music
•Jason loved books as a kid. To support this, Bruce had a mini library built right in his bedroom
•Alfred and Bruce collected first edition books ever since Bruce was a little kid. It's implied this tradition was also carried on with Bruce and Jason
•Damian steals items from his brothers. He's stolen a helmet from Jason, escrima sticks from Dick, possibly one of Tim's bo staffs and I'm 75% sure he's stolen one of his father's cowls
•Barry Allen's real name for a time was Barrence Allen.
•Tim was a boarding school kid. He spent the first half of his life in boarding schools and didn't go to a semi normal school until he moved in with Bruce and went to Gotham Academy.
•Tim did not drop out of high school, he was kicked out because his father did not pay the Brentwood boarding school tuition (because posh boarding schools don't let you attend if you have no means of paying or aren't there on scholarship). It's unclear if Tim ever finished high school or if he just got a GED.
•Correction!: After Brentwood, Tim did go back to a local high school. Unfortunately, he had to drop out again after Bruce died and Tim went on his infamous search. (Thanks everyone who pointed this out!)
•Cass is teaching herself how to read and gets very frustrated with it, but is stubbornly pushing through. We're very proud of her
•Duke has a Nest. He has his very own base of operations and it is stellar
•Steph's father was friends with Edward Nigma. The Riddler spent some time living in Steph's house with their family. They probably had to share a bathroom. (Imagine that chaos)
•Baby Steph dressed up in a cape and Super shirt and pretended to be Superman
•There are four members of the Dead Robin club: Jason, Damian, Steph, and Dick. He was once dead for about five minutes, killed by Lex Luthor before being rescusitated. Likewise, Steph's heart stopped before Leslie was able to revive her before squirrelling her away to Africa. Cass's nomination is up in the air as she has died but was not a Robin.
•Only Tim is member of the Thought Dead But Not Really Robin club
•Dick and Steph are members of both clubs and are considering getting punch cards.
•Duke is the lucky bastard to be part of neither club. He lives in terror of the day he gets a membership
•Damian tried to kill Victor Zsasz. He really thought he succeeded. But Victor survived and no one's really sure how, and the fact that Damian did his best to kill him is never mentioned again
•Steph can speak Swahili
•Roy Harper's original vice was heroin addiction due to being undercover. In New52 it was retconned into an alcohol addiction.
•Talia. Is. A. Good. Person. And. Morrison. Fucked. Her. Over.
•For a time, it was believed that Lady Shiva was Jason's birth mother
•It is unclear if Two Face has been disbarred from practicing law or not
Update: Sorry for any mistakes I made.
A quick translation:
Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?
2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.
Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?
2012: Nah, no need.
Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-
2020: FIRES.
Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-
2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.
Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?
2020: PANDEMIC.
Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-
2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.
1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?
1347: Heli-what?
Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?
2020: TILL MARCH.
Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.
1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?
2014: At least you still have the twin towers.
2000: Wait, what do you mean?
1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-
1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!
1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!
1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-
1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-
1945: Here we go again-
2000: Now, seriously, what-
1: Y’all want BREAD?!
1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.
batfam AU where all the kids except damian can shift into animals
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Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?
Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu
Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it
King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:
Unstoppable object meets immovable force
Tim: I’m telling you, bro, teaching STEM without teaching the Humanities is how you get Spider-Man villains.
Dick: Well, then, teaching Theater without teaching the Humanities is how you get OUR villains.
Jason in the background: …
Arkham Asylum 3 Days Later:
Jason [slamming a book down onto a table]: ALRIGHT you Thespian f**ks, today I’m gonna show you a whole new world. Introduce you to the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of classical literature. Any questions?
Riddler: Where’s Dr. Strange?
Jason: In a better place now, so everybody shut up and open your copies of Dante’s Inferno to page twelve.
Jason: We’re bout to read the most legendary Burn Book of the middle ages.
The Other Inmates: ლ(◕o◕ლ)
“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”
“a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” more like “a moment on the lips is okay to have, please take care of yourself in this lifetime”
“every time you eat you delay becoming skinnier” more like “every time you eat you give your body the nutrients it needs in order to survive, please keep surviving”
“you’ll be able to wear whatever you want when you get to your ugw” more like “you’ll be able to wear whatever you want now because fashion =/= weight”
“Don’t reward yourself with food your not a dog” more like treat yourself because you’re amazing and deserve happiness
This is actually really helpful thanks
I love this post for how it politely demolishes destructive pro ana/mia mantras i love it
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While I might not deal with this, there are certainly others out there who do. Reblogging to help those people.
REBLOG
Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales
@shyestofhearts
Diana meeting Jason for the first time.
OK, but I partially disagree with this headcanon, and here’s why:
1) Bruce is totally playing Gamora. You don’t think Bruce Banner has played Dungeons & Dragons before? Bruce Banner has absolutely played Dungeons & Dragons before. He played all through high school and college and when Bucky announces the campaign Bruce jumps at the opportunity because he just misses it so much (mostly rose-tinted nostalgia goggles but). So he sits Bucky down and asks him for every bit of info he can on the setting and spends a whole night with a pot of tea drafting up the five-page backstory for his space assassin and her family tree and her struggle with her relationship with the villain and comes to Bucky with a fully-ready character sheet and a list of things Bucky will need to OK before Gamora hops in.
Bucky quietly resolves to integrate as much as he can into the story, mainly because Bruce came up with some better ideas than he’d had.
2) Tony is definitely playing Quill, because Tony has never played D&D before. You don’t get to be where Tony Stark is in life and have much free time. He does what a lot of newbies do and bases a character on himself, or at least the parts he likes: clever, snarky, pre-’90s musical taste, beds space babes, heroic sometimes probably. He wants to be cool but has no idea how to be cool within this context (“My character’s name is Starlord.” “What? Tony, no.”). He hogs the spotlight all the time (all the time) but clearly has no idea what he’s doing and when someone who seems like they know what they’re talking about gives him advice he always takes (“I’m going to need that guy’s leg.” “Seriously? Alright” *Rolls to grapple*).
Quill’s backstory is primarily Bruce’s doing. Tony just handed it in with a “yeah whatever’s on there.”
3) Thor is playing Drax but didn’t join until a few sessions in when he tagged along and decided it looked like fun (“THIS PLEASES ME! ALLOW ME TO JOIN YOUR TALES OF ADVENTURE!”). He definitely needed help constructing his character sheet, but he had no problem coming up with a character. Bucky asked him what he wanted to play and got that glint in his eye and responded “I WILL FORGE A HERO WORTHY OF THE ANCIENT TALES OF ASGARD.” And he put a lot of thought into Drax, both in personal history and personality. He’s mostly modeled on Thor’s favorite Asgardian folk heroes, with some personal flaws and quirks thrown in that Thor thinks are interesting.
Of course Thor doesn’t really understand the game part of it, he’s in it for the story (“Thor what the hell man there’s no way we can take on Ronan at this level!” “AH BUT THINK OF THE THRILLING DRAMA OF THE MOMENT DRAX AND RONAN MEET AGAIN!” “We are all going to die.” “AND IT WILL BE A THRILLING TRAGEDY!”)
4) Steve is absolutely playing Rocket but what started as a complete joke ballooned into a fully fleshed-out character with a tragic backstory. Steve’s an artist, he’s a creative guy and little too creative for his own good sometimes and bouncing his ideas off of Natasha turned a simple joke into a more elaborate character dynamic than even Bruce’s. He trolls Bucky a lot and it’s even better for Steve when he really gets into Rocket’s character and plays up the drama, partly because Bucky can’t tell if he’s joking or not.
5) Somewhere in the brainstorming session, Steve and Natasha decided that Rocket has a partner who is a talking tree. Natasha pitches this idea completely straight-faced to Bucky and after the fiasco of Steve’s character idea Bucky’s just too tired to say no to the tree-man. Natasha gives him a bit of a backstory and how Rocket and Groot got together and it sounds pretty solid, so whatever, tree-man can stay.
Then when all the characters get introduced Natasha just hovers over Tony and puffs out her chest and says in her deepest voice: “I am Groot.”
And Steve snickers and nobody has any idea why.
A session later Natasha is responding to everything Tony says with that same deep “I am Groot.” and Steve goes blue in the face trying to hold in his laughter and Tony cracks and the game has to pause for 10 minutes while Nat and Steve recompose themselves.
Nat also has a better grasp of the rules than Bucky realized and completely tweaked her character into being able to do basically anything she can justify. And it’s all right there in the book, Bucky can’t even argue from a rules standpoint. They’re only level 5 Groot shouldn’t be essentially bulletproof but through some loophole in the rules, yep, there it is.
Natasha Romanoff is trained to exploit weaknesses. Of course she’s a total munchkin.
IT GOT SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER
I NEED THIS AS AS ANIMATED SERIES!!!!
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