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The Vampire Diaries s1 e12

- “dont you have school” get his ass

- someone finally checking in on caroline. thank

- elena still has blood on her fucking forehead

- elena keeps eating fries and it makes me want fries but it is too late for fries and effort would need to be extended in order to procure fries

- buff ex-jock waits for girl’s ok before leaving sticky situation. then he proceeds to kinda hit on her tho so. but the first part is good!

- “hello elena” “hey, who is this?” “you hit me with your car” What an opening line

- i kinda really wish she hit him again lmao 

- “it’s because we’re predators, elena. we hunt, we stalk. it’s often as exciting as a kill” yeah you know all about stalking don’t you mr. stefan salvatore

- ah, communication. the real enemy in every relationship in teen dramas

- there is placement on emma/andi. not sure why. i have a vague memory of a possible reason but it is, as i said, vague. *squints eyes*

- elena please. looks at your silly little pocket watch. it is yelling at you. look at the watch. 

- spider man do be on the ceiling tho huh. look at that funky lil man

- “what’s damon doing here” makes sense both because damon has been an asshole to bonnie and caroline, but also because he is a TWENTY FIVE YEAR OLD MAN AT A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE

- elena “its not like I can kill him [damon]” 

  bonnie: “there’s a thought”

  caroline: “hm”

  Caroline and bonnie clink glasses. my heart soars

- damon sneaking towards bonnie + caroline’s table and trying to dance w/ bonnie. lil freak man. 

- damon: “elena, would you like to dance?”

  elena: “i would love to” *turns to stefan* “may I have this dance?”

  I am here for the damon flaming in this episode

- bonnie and caroline both look adorable in this episode. the theme did them well

- oh dear. emma or andi or someone. homie. i couldn’t remember and kinda thought she was a figment of jeremy’s imagination but she IS NOt she is in fact a vampie-wampie 

- elena gilbert, kicking ass with a pencil and a mop. would love to see more of it.

- eheheh damon you fool alaric’s eyes did not dilate at all. also does vervain have a smell?? 

- call his ass out carolineee

- jenna only knows one name lmao and it is “isabel” tho i guess in this situation it worked out the way she thought it would

- carolines outfit is top tier

- MATTHEW DONOVAN, KISSING DOES NOT SOLVE AN ARGUMENT

- *kisses caroline* “this’ll never work” *kisses her again*

- you dumb motherfucker

- elena “i fought back tonight. it felt good”

  stefan “i wish you didn’t have to fight at all”

  hey,,, hey stefan,,,, let elena go hogwild. let her be violent. please, i beg

- why are there so many vampires in this place all of a sudden

- both these fools catfishing high schoolers. rip jeremy and bonnie

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The Vampire Diaries s1 e11

- how far is stefan’s house from elena’s? cuz she’s on some back country roads rn

- uh oh car cwash 

- uh oh cweature with reforming bones oh no

- damon my dude that you?

- uh no it wasn’t damon but damon is now here and man actually knows how to get child out of crashed car so good for him

- please bring her to the er she is covered in some #cuts 

- “i look like her”, said in a broken voice, and then she passes out. kinda funny but also i see how it would be heart breaking 

- alaric are you also running a blog? let’s go bud, blog buddies

- LIGHTING CHANGE TO CHANGE THE SCENE

- good song choice. a bop. “the stars the moon” 

- ricky’s got wife trauma

- damon how long have you just been driving elena into the middle of nowhere. damon she needs medical attention, she doesn’t need to go to GEORGIA

- no one needs to go to georgia

- damon she’s literally still got blood on her forehead. dude. take better care of your crush

- “I could very easily make you... agreeable” THE COMPULSION IN THIS WORLD NEEDS TO BE HEAVILY REVISED ON HOW IT IS HANDLED YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

- “step away from your life for five minutes” damon, she’s got family. jenna’s gonna get cps called on her because of you

- stefan you could just come out and say from the beginning that elena is mia w/ damon but instead you had to drag it out all dramatic-like

- “yes today we will do magic in the central courtyard at our high school. nothing bad could possibly come from this” 

- damon’s lil bite or emily’s possession fucked up bonnie’s magic and she’s only noticing now 

- my cat is curled up with her paw over her nose 

- elena, shell shocked as damon and the bartender start making out: 

  me, sitting here watching as well: yeah that’s the exact face to have in this situation

- “YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE QUIET ZONE” has the energy that it should be followed by “SO BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP”

- here we go, let us place jeremy back into a relationship. let’s go, kiddo, let’s go. back into your place in this romantically dominated world of ours

- waaa jenna’s dress looks so pretty in this episode (15:07)

- damon really said “today, i will kidnap a child and make her run errands with me”

- oh god bonnie no you’ve fallen in a hole. bonnie please

- damon w/ his listening powers except he’s holding one of those hearing bugles up to his ear whenever he does it 

- UH OH BARTENDER GOT SECRETS

- bonnie in a crypt, what will she do. get out, hopefully

- vamps eat. vamps shit. 

- good lookin burgers tho

- elena getting day drunk? more likely than you’d think

- “vampires are folklore for the demons of the day! the union soldiers!” do. how much do the characters think the confederate was the good side

- ahhhhh drunk elena.... some kind of threat.... chaos is gonna ensue soon

- would 100% love jeremy and andy (andi? addi?) to just have a friendship pf two nerds finding out about stuff together but I fuckin KNOW it’s gonna transform into ~something more~

- and voila, elena has been kidnapped

- damon get your drunk ass off the stool and go get her. please. 

- mans really said “blunt force trauma” 

- damon put up your fisticuffs please. you got hit with a baseball bat a couple times, that’s it

- do we ever see lexi’s boyfriend again or does he simply appear for 5 minutes, use baseball bat, cry, and then leave? 

- damon please don’t kill this woman 

- lexi’s friends grieving her... :(

- DAMON I SWEAR TO GOD 

- stefan is going over how he was there when elena and her parents crashed into the river and i’m sitting here realizing she’s STILL got blood on her forehead.

- stefan, revealing he’s a whole ass stalker:

  elena: oki doki i won’t comment on that at all

- stefan. stefan my dude. why are you dropping family secrets that aren’t even from your family. you can’t just go around telling people they are adopted 

- “you are the woman that i love” she’s like 17. you’ve known her... WELL you’ve TALKED to her for like a month tops tho apparently you’ve been stalking her for six+ months or some shit

- jenna: worried about elena

  elena: UNO REVERSE CARD AM I ADOPTED?

  jenna: who the fuck told you that i’m literally your only surviving family other than jeremy 

- damon 90% of the problems on this show are caused by you

- jeremy my son. my sweet boy. this is why we shouldn’t keep SECRETS from other owners of the HOUSE 

- who is this random man. where is your context. 

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Vampire Diaries s1 e10

- "I know you. you're always one step from a maybe. a tiny nudge to yes" lmao further proof why this man is absolute dogshit

- *ignores old man* *doesn't ignore female jogger* folks. folks i'm gonna bust down a door and smack some ppl with my fucking bat

- MELISSA MCCALL???? why'd you have to do her dirty like that vd writers

- logan scumfell... god, i love jenna

- *ominous bell tinkle* 

- damon, who was the problem all along “i’m sorry what? another attack? i think the fuck not”

- lmao it looks like tyler is talking to his twin (from the back) and it’s wild

- “she needs someone nice like him” [bonnie talking about caroline and matt] she needs stable friends who talk to her so she can not worry about relying on a relationship

- bonnie, speaking the truth w/ “what kind of future could you have had with him, if he stayed?”

- you son of a bitch, stefan salvatore, can you stick to one decision you’ve ever made

- sob. relationships *pukes* 

  i jest but also, the amount of pressure that’s put on everyone to be in a relationship and the fact that it plays out like that with everyone then getting into relationships? the fact that caroline swings from one relationship to the next, even as we’ve already seen her insecurities surrounding this kinda stuff? makes me. so sad/annoyed

- DAMON STOP COMPULSING CAROLINE I SWEAR TO GOD 

- logan fell is currently hunched over like a gremlin grousing about being turned into a vampire

- “next thing I know, I can’t get into my house because my foot won’t go through the door!”

  “you have to be let in”

  “I live alone”

  “that sucks”

   there is something to be said about two asshole characters having banter. it’s kinda funny. especially as one is actively threatening and has already shot the other 

- the fact that matt and elena mainly only talk when she and stefan are on the outs? so annoying. infuriating. where’s the relationship depth. where’s the fact that they’ve known each other for years. why can’t they stay platonic 

- caroline in the background, knowing that she’s second to elena in matt’s view? i feel so bad for her

- logan fell should not be trusted with state secrets lmao 

- is logan using wooden bullets? I thought that we’d seen a vamp get shot w/ regular bullets in an earlier episode and it didn’t affect them at all. i am confusion 

- i love seeing stefan realizing “what the fuck do you mean logan fell is here? i killed the mf” except he can’t say that out loud because, y’know, no one else knows that logan even died in the first place

- i personally think that jenna should get the right to murder logan fell. give her a baseball bat and fifteen minutes. 

- LET CAROLINE ADVANCE AS A CHARACTER 2020

- like seriously,,, her character is just,,, a sad punching bag pretty much

- creepy semi-sexual threats from logan fell @ the sheriff. not appreciated. 

- heheh,,, Jeremy and Tyler fighting,,,, Tyler getting pulled away by his dad,,, Jeremy getting pulled away by Alaric,,,,,,,, poetic cinema

- if someone’s car is their home does that mean a vampire needs permission to get in. would they be able to open the door to the car or would it sizzle their fingies? i’m geniunely interested now 

- THATS A LOT OF BLOOD ON THAT WINDSHIELD. HEY. HEY LOGAN? JUST WANNA TALK

- Monsiuer Lockwood, you’re the mayor and you’re trying to run a fucking dogfighting ring but the participants are your child and a high school freshman (haha dogfighting,,, cuz later show events. i guess that kinda makes sense but also his character is a dick) 

- “i think it’s important to foster young mings” logan, you think it’s important to concuss young minds you jackass 

- do y’all have tire irons in your car? is that a normal thing to have? 

- HAHAAAAA “what’s your problem man” as it pans to a shot of tyler w/ the full moon RIGHT behind him and he goes “i dunno man”. like. this is such heavy-handed foreshadowing

- this man really just turned his entire back on elena mid-kiss. this is. this is a weird shot. 

- “i am not having a good time in this chilis tonight” i type as i scroll instagram to ignore the intense making out / semi-sex scene happening on camera 

- logan, getting taken down in like under a minute: hdkfj

  alaric: heehaw, back i go to flirting 

- oooo is elena gonna find-- YES SHE IS GOING TO FIND THE PICTURE OF STEFANS EX KATHERINE WHO DOES IN FACT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU ELENA. YES YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED LMAO

- “ready to sex it up”

  “wait i gotta light 50 candles”

- stefan, you stupid man, you left the picture of katherine out on your table while you got smexy w/ elena 

- what the fuck is this creature in the road

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Vampire Diaries s1 e9

- ok i watched episodes 6-8 but didn’t make posts on them. however I do think that Lexi deserved to live longer. Also she’s been added to the ever-growing pile of ‘girls who deserve better but are instead used as plot devices to advance men’

- why are the hallways still so dark. is this school extremely concerned about the environment? I can SEE that your lights aren’t on even though you’ve got like 12 of them

- ah yes, witch sleepwalking dreams

-  yessss alaric. i thought he came in in like season 2 or 3 so now i’m questioning my hold on the plot line of this story

- look at those snazzy bagged lunches. that is the crispest brown paper bag i have EVER seen

- zip up fingerless gloves/sleeves, elena? iconic 

- “don’t worry about it” throws away documents on students, leaving it in a trash can that anyone can access. lmao sir. whatcha. whatcha doin there? 

- i was about to say “do people actually wear rings that thick” and then remembered that college rings are like,,, chunky as hell so i guess it’s relatively normal?

- caroline, sweetheart. you are,,, so lonely 

- how many days has it been in show reality? has it been, like 1 week? 2? because DEAR GOD Stefan and Elena have been through so many peaks and pitfalls in their relationship rollercoaster 

- someone in my last posts said Damon is 25 and I just. why did the writers think this was ok. why is this show written about high schoolers when it is CLEARLY supposed to be about college kids / straight up adults 

- road safety 101 w/ bonnie bennett

- eyyyy corinthian columns outside the gilbert household. lets gooooo

- FUCK one of the things i forgot during the episodes I didn’t comment on?? the fact that Damon fought in the civil war as a CONFEDERATE? like why the fuck is every single vampire on the side of the racists? 

- you’ve known this teacher 5 minutes and already have a handshake with him. 

- “You’re really hard to imitate, and then I have to go to that... lesser place.” for being an asshole he does have a lot of the better comedic lines. this show desperately requires more comedy in it

- we already knew the necklace was gonna come back the second it was thrown

- “oh, the ghost has a name now?” caroline is also stepping in to help w/ the comedy. sucks that its cuz her character is an airhead 

- how the fuck are all the characters in this show so ageless. like. if i don’t think about it, pretty much all the characters are on the same level but I know that that ISN’T the case and it freaks me out. like??? how old are jenna and alaric? I HAVE NO CLUE

- “cuz I consider you to be my best friend. And I say this knowing that Elena is in the kitchen listening to my every word” SEE WHAT I MEAN! Caroline delivers on the much-needed comedic relief 

- “let’s have a seance” caroline no

-  caroline, breathily: “bonnie, call to her”

   bonnie, in frat boy voice: “emily, you there?”

- i would love to see these characters play among us. i think it would be chaotic 

- what is going on with the salvatore brothers in this episode. stefan literally stabbed damon in the gut last episode after damon perma-killed his best friend

- “it wasn’t real, our love for Katherine. she compelled us” yo so do we ever break down the compulsion in this show? like. like. it’s so fucked up 

- “I was the last one to see her” the boys be fighting again 

- horror episode: play 

- has bonnie been possessed? let’s find out!

- the answer: y e s  lmao 

- jeremy, icon that he is, opening the door to his sister and friend screaming and just continuing past, no questions. 

- “I’m not dating him... yet” WE LOVE A WOMAN WITH CONFIDENCE

- burning pentagram let’s go

- i say “let’s go” too much in these... i probably won’t stop

- why don’t. *pauses to evaluate thoughts for once* Ok, I was going to say why don’t more vampires work in hospitals and I know it’s because they’re “secret” but what about like. just slipping blood into thing of oatmeal, or a cup of pomegranate juice or something. like. nobody would need to know, you could just assist. tho i guess if they died it would suck ass cuz vampire transformation

- MATT BUD. AN “OPEN WINDOW” DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN COME IN WITHOUT WARNING. you dense golden retriever man you

- “I don’t like you. I never have. but it was nice” you are,,, so stupid. “I stayed the night because you were all sad and alone, and I felt bad for you” MATT

- please please please don’t just use each other as rebounds. please be friends. why does everyone rush from one relationship to the next 

- why is this set in virginia. like?? if you were going to have the civil war be part of it why not just set it in a state that wasn’t part of the confederacy? 

- THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH MINI BREAKUP ELENA AND STEFAN HAVE HAD AND I KNOW ITS NOT THE LAST BUT GOD I WISH IT WAS

- fuck yeah jenna destroy that shit 

- FUCK no get LOGAN FELL out of my house 

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Vampire Diaries s1 e5

- Jenna last episode “I hate Logan Fell’s guts”

  Jenna this episode “I will be going on a date with Logan. To mess with him. For no other reason”

-  Jenna’s mug is beautiful tho

- I feel,,, so bad for Zach. This poor man. His immortal vampire ‘uncles’ come home and fuck up everything

- “the sexy suds car wash is tomorrow.... I want in your face sexy” Caroline y’all are in high school

- why is this school hallway so dark. where are the lights. 

- “family only runs so deep, huh” immortal vampire who has killed like 5 people says to poor mortal ‘nephew’ who does not deserve this crap

- i support elena and matt conversing about their siblings hooking up. this is the good content between exes

- elena “i’m not discussing boy problems with you” 

  matt “it’s not like we were best friends ever before”

  I DO in fact wish that we could have a chill friendship between these two without the whole “ah yeah, maybe we’ll get back together?”

- “stefan, don’t you get it? every question gets a vague non-answer” CALL HIM OUT ELENA

- Stefan, a sixty (eighty?) year old visibly elderly man came up to you saying “I know you” and somehow you messed up and didn’t manage to play it off??? sir. just say he’s old and seeing things. 

- “you have an hour, make it count” ma’am. ma’am you hate him. why. he cheated on you. why are you letting him sneak back in

- “I don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish” girl says to boy who has broken into her house after she tried to dump him. boy plays it off. tv. tv why. 

- stefan: the blood, it whispers to me 

- “we are going for stripper pole vibes this year” ma’am please. you’re a child. 

- stefan said his ring’s stone is lapis lazuli and my minecraft brain immediately went “ah yes, you could enchant a weapon with that”

- rip zach

- bonnie, setting a car on fire? let’s go

- yes, the salvatore nephew in the 1953 video looks kinda like stefan. HOWEVER, it also looks like every white man in the 1950s

- does anyone ever??? does zach get a funeral????

- vickiiiiii you were set up to die so soon

- elena: “Yeah, I think Stefan is a vampire. What is the logical next step? go to his house, at night, and when he opens the door say “WHAT ARE YOU””

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Vampire Diaries s1 e4

- “wow, Damon looks thirty”, I think to myself. I google his actor. I google the season 1 release date. He was like 31 years old and they tried to play him off as, what, 18????

- elena: “i’d love to get to know more about you”

  stefan, immediately: “MY BROTHER IS TRYING TO MANIPULATE YOU”

sir,,, sir that may be part of it, but it’s also incredibly true that elena knows like,,, nothing about you and y’all are dating

- elena “If you don’t tell me anything about yourself, I’m left with only what others say”

  stefan “damon is trying to turn you against me!”

  like broski.... just,., talk to your gf. have an actual conversation. if you gave her any shred of info about yourself maybe this wouldn’t’ve happened

- when will men learn women don’t want them, @ logan fell 

- bonnie deserves the world and nothing bad should ever happen to her  

- caroline: *has multiple deep bite marks on her person*

  caroline and damon: “ah yes, we will use the most flimsy clothing items to cover these up. no one will suspect a thing. most certainly not.”

  elena: *sees multiple bite marks*

  caroline and damon: *shocked pikachu faces*

- heheh elena being a step above damon when she’s threatening him,,, thank you

- Elena, saying to Stefan “you don’t look surprised” when telling him about the bite marks on Caroline is SO concerning from her perspective like??? man really just went “ah yeah I knew something bad was gonna happen but dw” 

- also I feel bad for Vicki but she’s literally like?? a junior, or a senior? and hooked up w/ Jeremy the summer before he was a freshman? it’s not her fault, it’s the writers faults. if it weren’t for that bit i would say go for it 

- damon really said “today, I will bite a girl in full view of the mansion full of rich people” 

- double caroline’s tickets in the “used to further the plot between men” 

- i personally think that caroline and elena should both be given a free pass to mcmurder the salvatore brothers

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Vampire Diares s1e3

- “i saw elena at cheerleading practice. she looks so.... pErky, in her little short shorts” (damon) and BAM my face shrivels like i bit into a lemon. WHY IS IT WRITTEN LIKE THIS 

- caroline opened the door and her hair looked like linguine for a second and honestly? it didn’t look that bad 

- THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY’RE IN FUCKING COLLEGE

- “I know what it’s like to lose your parents. In fact, Stefan and I have lost nearly every single person we’ve cared about” (damon) imagine dropping that on someone you’ve known for like 3 days who thinks you’re 16 years old. dramatic mf

- Tyler, every day, getting goaded into fighting a high school freshman

- “I’m sorry, about Katherine. You lost her too” (Elena to Damon) local man shown kindness and empathy for first time in decades nearly has a heart attack

- let’s play a game called “how many women can be used manipulated and used as stepping stools to advance the plot between damon and stefan” because right now the count is at Vicki and Caroline and it is,,, episode 3  

- me: ah yes, this is an show following a girl who gets dragged into the supernatural realm

also me: a h, this is a show about two immortal brothers who are hundreds of years old fucking around with teenagers, mostly teenage girls, as if they’re all mentally on the same level when they really, really aren’t

- this football scene is some cult shit if i’ve ever seen it 

- oh my god, Tyler once again chooses to beat up a child because he has issues

- ok jeremy looks like he’s 19 (I think the actor was like 23 when they filmed this) but his character is like 15,,, a freshman,,, and he’s an alcoholic who’s dependent on drugs. why is no one more concerned 

- “Well, she’s awfully young” Damon

   “Not much younger than you are” Elena

   THE SHOW KNOWS. THE CHARACTER KNOWS. 

- “you want me” Damon, once again saying something that makes me want to throw up in my mouth

- remember the list of girls that have been manipulated/compulsed in order to advance the salvatore brother plot? ADD ELENA TO IT! like dear god. the further you go the more it’s like “wow how much is consensual. wow there is a lot of just straight up moving girls around like puppets via compulsion” “wow this has horrible undertones”

- “He’s a messed up kid, somebody better look out for him” (Stefan)

  “I know” (Matt) IF YOU KNOW THEN WHY ARENT YOU ACTUALLY HELPING

- “you’re still haunting me after 145 years” (Stefan to Damon). like,,, so they’re at least 161 years old and yet we often forget that throughout this and be like “ah yea, these characters are all on the same mental level. the playing fields are definitely even. y e a h”

- I’m suprised Tyler makes it as far in the show as he does because I forgot how HORRIBLE of a person he is in the first season 

- matt seems kinda okay but i wish that we did not have to experience the whole “she broke up with me but i still love her and think we’ll get back together”. it’s so possessive. why. why can’t he just be the One Sane Man among the group who isn’t Yearning

- every child in this scene post-murder is traumatized in some form. every single one. and it’s only gonna get worse from here lmao

- DAMON GET THE FUCK OUT OF ELENA’S HOUSE. The amount of STALKING that takes place in vampire shows,,,, *retch*

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“how did you know all that” [referring to history dates]

“years and years of crossword puzzles. it’s a loner thing”

- vampire diaries (s1e2), this came 5 minutes after I told my friend that the show wasn’t on the same level as “in case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo” Riverdale