- "I know you. you're always one step from a maybe. a tiny nudge to yes" lmao further proof why this man is absolute dogshit
- *ignores old man* *doesn't ignore female jogger* folks. folks i'm gonna bust down a door and smack some ppl with my fucking bat
- MELISSA MCCALL???? why'd you have to do her dirty like that vd writers
- logan scumfell... god, i love jenna
- damon, who was the problem all along “i’m sorry what? another attack? i think the fuck not”
- lmao it looks like tyler is talking to his twin (from the back) and it’s wild
- “she needs someone nice like him” [bonnie talking about caroline and matt] she needs stable friends who talk to her so she can not worry about relying on a relationship
- bonnie, speaking the truth w/ “what kind of future could you have had with him, if he stayed?”
- you son of a bitch, stefan salvatore, can you stick to one decision you’ve ever made
- sob. relationships *pukes*
i jest but also, the amount of pressure that’s put on everyone to be in a relationship and the fact that it plays out like that with everyone then getting into relationships? the fact that caroline swings from one relationship to the next, even as we’ve already seen her insecurities surrounding this kinda stuff? makes me. so sad/annoyed
- DAMON STOP COMPULSING CAROLINE I SWEAR TO GOD
- logan fell is currently hunched over like a gremlin grousing about being turned into a vampire
- “next thing I know, I can’t get into my house because my foot won’t go through the door!”
there is something to be said about two asshole characters having banter. it’s kinda funny. especially as one is actively threatening and has already shot the other
- the fact that matt and elena mainly only talk when she and stefan are on the outs? so annoying. infuriating. where’s the relationship depth. where’s the fact that they’ve known each other for years. why can’t they stay platonic
- caroline in the background, knowing that she’s second to elena in matt’s view? i feel so bad for her
- logan fell should not be trusted with state secrets lmao
- is logan using wooden bullets? I thought that we’d seen a vamp get shot w/ regular bullets in an earlier episode and it didn’t affect them at all. i am confusion
- i love seeing stefan realizing “what the fuck do you mean logan fell is here? i killed the mf” except he can’t say that out loud because, y’know, no one else knows that logan even died in the first place
- i personally think that jenna should get the right to murder logan fell. give her a baseball bat and fifteen minutes.
- LET CAROLINE ADVANCE AS A CHARACTER 2020
- like seriously,,, her character is just,,, a sad punching bag pretty much
- creepy semi-sexual threats from logan fell @ the sheriff. not appreciated.
- heheh,,, Jeremy and Tyler fighting,,,, Tyler getting pulled away by his dad,,, Jeremy getting pulled away by Alaric,,,,,,,, poetic cinema
- if someone’s car is their home does that mean a vampire needs permission to get in. would they be able to open the door to the car or would it sizzle their fingies? i’m geniunely interested now
- THATS A LOT OF BLOOD ON THAT WINDSHIELD. HEY. HEY LOGAN? JUST WANNA TALK
- Monsiuer Lockwood, you’re the mayor and you’re trying to run a fucking dogfighting ring but the participants are your child and a high school freshman (haha dogfighting,,, cuz later show events. i guess that kinda makes sense but also his character is a dick)
- “i think it’s important to foster young mings” logan, you think it’s important to concuss young minds you jackass
- do y’all have tire irons in your car? is that a normal thing to have?
- HAHAAAAA “what’s your problem man” as it pans to a shot of tyler w/ the full moon RIGHT behind him and he goes “i dunno man”. like. this is such heavy-handed foreshadowing
- this man really just turned his entire back on elena mid-kiss. this is. this is a weird shot.
- “i am not having a good time in this chilis tonight” i type as i scroll instagram to ignore the intense making out / semi-sex scene happening on camera
- logan, getting taken down in like under a minute: hdkfj
alaric: heehaw, back i go to flirting
- oooo is elena gonna find-- YES SHE IS GOING TO FIND THE PICTURE OF STEFANS EX KATHERINE WHO DOES IN FACT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU ELENA. YES YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED LMAO
“wait i gotta light 50 candles”
- stefan, you stupid man, you left the picture of katherine out on your table while you got smexy w/ elena
- what the fuck is this creature in the road
