Me, Occasionally

| Ellie, Ukraine | INT/FJ | linguist, artist, writer [ Art Blog | AO3 | Twitter ]

[weemiji]

Few things in my life will be as satisfying as getting a perfect loop on this gif

[moghedien]

the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:

The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason

the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want

this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider

a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf

a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies

an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along

an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group

a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you

a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that

A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats

And the optional:

Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

[parliamentrook]

it takes a long time to learn this, I still struggle with it

[thismission]

shepard’s extranet search history in me2 be like:

kaidan alenko

kaidan alenko alliance lieutenant stationed update 2185

best food for pet hamster when out in space

is it gay for your best friend to tell you he would’ve followed you anywhere

“thinking you were gone it was like losing a limb” platonic??????

how to apologize to someone you like for being dead for two years and not immediately calling them once you got better

(hypothetically) do human alliance fraternization regs apply to spectres

best way to befriend serial killers

commander shepard dancing caught on camera real footage

justifying bad choices for good causes

romantic gestures appreciated by canadian men

my fish keep dying help

gay guy but women keep falling in love with me when im just trying to be nice what to do

khalisah al-jilani owned on live tv

planets rich in element zero (ethically ok to mine)

single parent how to raise fully grown 400 pound krogan baby

kaidan alenko contact info

getting over unrequited love for your best friend and going back to not having any feelings

varren wearing cute sweaters video compilation to cure depression

[mallaidhsomo]

YES. LOL All of this yes.

[kenobismullet-deactivated202405]

AHSOKA’S DECISION // STAR WARS - REVENGE OF THE SITH 

[kyber-erso]

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[tits-n-trix]

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

[glumshoe]

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

[mathilde-vg]

Can we tho?!

[missreinarabbit]

[cuaxicalli-deactivated20210814]

"When the Cyberpunk 2077 combat music kicks in"

[neonsamurai]

Wheres the lie tho

[boredth]

I got you

[spellofwinter-deactivated202605]

Cyberpunk 2077 | Johnny Silverhand

[forlornmelody]

I love in ME3, most of Shepard's casual outfits, are in fact uniforms.

Vega: Aww, come on, Commander? Don't you know how to dress down once in a while?

Shepard: I am dressed down!

Vega: That's a uniform.

Shepard: It's not my armor

[forlornmelody]

#goes without armor in a sushi place#immediately gets attacked#coincidence? i think not

You left these gems IN THE TAGS!?

[fluffygif]

Painting Grapes

[pixalry]

Dragon Age Character Portraits - Created by Suzanne Van Pelt

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[roarmoreau]

best pilot [1/?]

[calyxestra]

Regis through the years