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local-crow-on-a-powerline

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

#guess who canonically said that #thats right #xigbar

gunsandfireandshit

transcockiness

#shaking and crying #PLEASE #I NEED THIS SHIT LIKE DRINKING WATER #LIKE BREATHING AIR #REACHING TO THE VOID #pleaseeeee

spaciebabie

2 ibuprofen and dick from that old man would fix me

#i love shipping a man with both my oc and his Loyal Servant and both would say that

spiralstaircased

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

#i have a freind that did lsd once and ended up praying to 'the electra heart who art in heaven' the whole time #also last week i said a genuinely normal sentece to my fraind and she said it was a xigbar ass delivery and i crashed out about it #iwas smthn like 'but thats for later about some worry she had IT WAS LITERALLY A NORMAL SENTENCE I DIDNT TRY TO #this is why im not allowed to actually consume anything where i can hear him #he gets into my brain to easily #ALSO IT WASNT EVEN BECAUSE OF ANY IN GAME CLIP IT WAS AN AD THE VA DID IM SO COOKED

halflightdaily

JUN 01, 2026

the man who breaks things

#kh #kingdom hearts #xehanort #HELLO???#MY SON? MY HUSBAND? MY MAN?#LOOK AT HIM #the colors the shapes the EXPRESSION #shaving his head in cuteness agression and giving him a lil kiss at the top of his head

evermore-hearts

I can't believe Xigbar is voicing a Sonic commercial! 😂🩷 And before you ask, yes. Yes, I made this my ringtone.

(James Patrick Stuart is seriously the best! I could listen to him talk all day, even for Sonic commercials!)

exhausted-asterism

@catboygirljoker

elliestoybox

This is how he got the gig in the big hero 6 world

He has enough charisma for that

#kingdom hearts #xigbar #kh xigbar #my roommie said this when i showed her this after it made me scream laugh #i hate when voice actors just use their normal voice for shit #it gives us TOO MUCH TO WORK WITH #its so funny to me

cherrypikkins

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

#power washer #he desrves it #also there would be enough dirt to justify it #mentally at least #like i am thinkin of xig but like this applies to a lot of my blorbos actually #the more i love then the more i need to cause them physical damage as a show of love

miss-mossball

30 days of your OC Challenge!

I wanted to make a set of OC prompts that's a bit unique, so I came up with 30 loose ideas and compositions to draw/get drawn of your OC! :D

It doesn't have to take 30 days, in fact you could easily use this as an ask game prompt if you want, or even ideas to take to your favorite local commissions artist to do for you :> Just 30 little ideas to appreciate an OC of yours!

~If you like my art, please consider supporting me on Kofi~

and please try not to repost, I have it up on Blusky too

#art prompts #art challenge #30 days of oc #desparate to do this the moment i get a lul of ideas #extremely cute idea #also yeah great note that it doesnt need to be actually daily cause theres no way in hell i could #actually idk what my output would be once im actually out of my job late next month #regardless drawing ur ocs should never be stressful this shit is for fun

silvercrane14

Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all

#additional shoutout to characters who are exactly like this but try to hide it

rocketbirdie

kicking off puzzlejune early because i'm impatient and wholly incapable of waiting 3 more days

#yugioh #yami yugi #yugi mutou #hello?? pushing him against the chain?? while holding him down??#hot as hell #crazy shit #generally the DESIRE emanating from these is wild

ceruleanheaven

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

#one day i will actually post the fics i wrote #because they are mostly literally this #man named after lust and more specifically indulgence what am i supposed to do

Another art from @nansdoingartstuff this time perma cursed!

It sat me down to watch a bad local kids movie that was unfortunately foundational to it called Didi's Magical Keys and like the whole thing is about keys and hearts so by the end of our 6h watch session (the movie is like 50m) it had these terrible things (affectionate)

images from the movie under the cut together with some rambles about the characters

#kingdom hearts #kh #kh sora #kh donald #kh goofy #i dont think theres an point to tag didis magical keys thats like not a thing anyone looks for #that movie is so dumb and bad on every level #like even once u get past the cheapness and terrible editing #it fundamentally does not understand child psychology and has rly bad messages to kids #it conflates patience tolerance compassion and kindness #things that imo should be explained separately even if the result is the same #BUT THEY JUST KEEP GIVING SCENARIOS OF DIFFERENT ELEMENTS AND MISLABELING THEM #Also huge teaching girls to take LESS space and stand up for themselves LESS issue #i should probably state explicitly that most of those 6 hours watching was me talking about child liberation because holy SHIT #this movie wants kids to be obedient toys so bad #like u can tell the ppl makin the movie had tried and were very well meaning #but this is a classic the road to hell is paved with good intentions #anyway the terrible face in goofys neck is because for most of the movie u can see the puppeteers whole face thru the giraffes neck #its badddddd

hitmyvape-deactivated20251006

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

#this is what the black box is gonna be istg

superspecialawesome

Lv 1: Seto and Yami are gay

Lv 2: Seto is one-sidedly in love with Yami

Lv 3: Seto is one-sidedly obsessed with Yami but Yami still loves him back, that love just tends to manifest in ways you'd have to understand him better to recognize

Lv 4: Neither of them are in love with each other but they both think they are because they can't different between romantic love and the rush of equally matched competition

Lv 5: Seto and Yami are gay aro4aro

#prideshipping #it might be because im aro and all my ships get effected by that #but is this not the base understanding of this ship? lmao #like kaiba seems so stereotipically ace and aro to me like he wont even care to preform otherwise #i think yami would be closer to how i go about it which is like #preform the acts of romance because its fun and a socially acceptable way to say i care for u an insane amount #but like fully as an act of care in itself like absolutely 0 atraction #and it doesnt matter cause the love is real as hell just not romantic

Shout out to my friend @nansdoingartstuff who does not go here (YET) who drew this comic after i explained to it some stuff about kh and joked about rikus keyblade

It does NOT know these men how did it do such a good job holy shit (it asked me to post it so it could reach the right audience lol)

ukester-deactivated20250112

#i need to shove this into a xigbar fic sooner or later

rathayibacter

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

#on it boss #i genuinely keep makin shit with this intention #highly recommend

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