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[rusty-clock]

Bartender: what can I get for you?

Leon: Molotov cocktail

Chris, not looking up from his phone: he'll take Sex on the Beach with little umbrella

[helplesslynerdy]

I commissioned @gotham-gargoyle to create an idea very near and dear to my heart:

(Please give them all the credit and flowers, this is so beautiful and wonderful and SO MUCH BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED and I love it. Thank you!!!!)

The idea is from a bajillion conversations between @audreycritter and me about her incredible Cor Et Cerebrum, which she knows means the WORLD to me. (and it’s kind of a gift to us both, ngl.)

as audrey said, it’s

[romanceyourdemons]

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

[goldensunset]

bein a kh fan will really desensitize you to wild titles and names like what is ‘birth by sleep’. what kind of a name is ‘xehanort’

[alphascorpiixx]

#prev i personally think ‘xigbar’ and ‘braig’ are among the WORST in this series and we never talk about it

I think I've hit new levels of desensitization my immediate thought was that those are totally normal names and then I had to remind myself that they are in fact really bad

[firestorm09890]

relevant tweet

[jennguyen-draws]

Sets this down gently in front of @audreycritter Based on a scene from chapter 15 of and i know you're thinking of me

Excerpt:

Dev glanced sidelong at Dick, who was steadfastly gazing at the lawn, seeing something else entirely.

“My friend Donna came to visit and she listened to me whine, and then she said something I’ve thought about every time I’ve been stuck in a bed. She said the burden of caring for me was way better than the burden of learning to live without me.”

Dick looked at him then, gaze piercing and intent– Dev’s breath was caught in his throat and all he could think was that Dick’s honed focus was somehow a mix of Bruce and Clark Kent.

“I’m saying that to you, now. It would suck to learn to live without you. Don’t rush getting better and don’t push us away.”

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

I hope you all have been following this fic as it updates because WHEW

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Dorothea's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[itisiives]

[pride-knightess]

@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

[im-kickn-it]

THAT-

that is coheed and cambria. That is the man who wrote the song.

[pride-knightess]

Its mr coheed and cambria

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me? 

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[once-a-polecat]

[were--ralph]

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

[flizaa]

if you have to ask you’re not ready

[were--ralph]

can you explain? i don’t get it

[thefirstanomally]

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

[darkspaceboytoy]

The truth of the matter is that if you’re going to seriously pursue writing, not every line can go hard. It can’t be hard 100% of the time, or the hard just becomes soft. Sometimes the line just has to get the writing from point a to point b.

[elliespectacular]

ok, maybe you didn't say the thing I accused you of saying - but you heavily implied it by speaking to me, someone who wants to be mad at you

[siryouarebeingmocked]

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[catasters]

[notfrenstimulator]

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[cricketcat9]

I bought several toys and little things for my cats. They pointedly ignore everything. Except treats. They don't ignore treats 😭

[everyday-cutephoto]

[trixclibrarian]

happy caturday

[ciricearts]

I loved your Cyborg design so much

Like most of the time people draw him grown-ish but in yours he actually looks like a teenager, that's a BABY

Also his arm is sick af

THANK YOUUU!! that design is from the absolute version by nick robles where he looks like slimmer and younger than his usual designs so i tried to reflect that!