I'm a total trash mammal

|Elina|20|Finland| Warning: Christian

[thedgeofsleep]

[fruitffish-deactivated20250218]

Excerpts for a 1920's newspaper during the Spanish Flu

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

She’s in a bag! Rules didn’t specify how…

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[temporalkingdom]

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I think I’m going to apply a bit more critical thinking when watching the news.

[kavesinisukka]

Finnish animal names translated

Spike pig

Stink weasel

Ant cone (as in pine cone)

Ink fish

Water bill animal

Bag rat (marsupial=bag animal)

Bonus:

Salmon snake

[ruttotohtori]

Milk whale

Priest killer

Horse cat

Horn James

Sorrow mantle

[lumivalkoruusunpuna]

Horn snout

Water pig

Wash bear

Thumbelina

Swamp cock

Bonus alternative translation:

Sadness diaper

[ruttotohtori]

Ouch-ouch/Finger animal

Ghost animal

Stream horse

Cuckoo’s servant girl

[ruttotohtori]

Goat of the sky

[ruttotohtori]

Laughter bird

Sea fairy

Storm bird

Spear antelope

White head Tobias

[adhdalistair]

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

[pascalcampion]

Wouldn’t it?

Blacklivesmatter.carrd.co

#pascalcampion

[cream-butter-and-sugar]

Holy shit that initially scared me and god I hate the fact that we are trained and exposed to so many horrific things that the first instinct is this cannot be good. Thank goodness for the fact that there is still hope and hope and outrage are two very powerful things

[crowreys-wormstache]

^^^

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

why have you analysed this

[crtter]

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[retrogamingblog2]

[that-twink-over-there]

To be fair I also do this

[shittymoviedetails]

the universe decides to punished humanity

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kavesinisukka]

Finnish animal names translated

Spike pig

Stink weasel

Ant cone (as in pine cone)

Ink fish

Water bill animal

Bag rat (marsupial=bag animal)

Bonus:

Salmon snake

[ruttotohtori]

Milk whale

Priest killer

Horse cat

Horn James

Sorrow mantle

[lumivalkoruusunpuna]

Horn snout

Water pig

Wash bear

Thumbelina

Swamp cock

Bonus alternative translation:

Sadness diaper

[ruttotohtori]

Ouch-ouch/Finger animal

Ghost animal

Stream horse

Cuckoo’s servant girl

[ruttotohtori]

Goat of the sky

[ruttotohtori]

Laughter bird

Sea fairy

Storm bird

Spear antelope

White head Tobias

[lady-raziel]

short analysis of how this face makes me feel

[markiplier]

Hey…

[lum1natrix]

if you don’t watch unus annus i can promise you’ll have no clue what’s happening

[super-sootica]

Pros and Cons of making things

Pro: Thing

Con: Make

[alphagodith]

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely