MothsmithyElmer

late 20's early 30's, welding mayhaps; ruining the sanity of friends with shit teir memes, definitly; heating and beating metals to burn myself with in my own stupidity... with out doubt. I like trains... nyooooom~

[eyeballsoup7310]

Rewatching a bunch of TOTK videos the last few days and started thinking about semi-dragon Zelda again

[parosphromenus]

Someone in my area is surrendering coccina hendras, which is one of my dream fish, and they’re so sensitive I dont trust anyone on the local emergency rehoming page to not kill them. So I’m doing the fish tank logistics scramble to figure out where they can stay until I have my larger blackwater project habitable 😭😭😭

[parosphromenus]

ARE WE ALL BABY?? ARE WE SMALL BABIES?????

[valtsv]

chilling in a hoodie and sweatpants and armoured breastplate, gauntlets and greaves

[valtsv]

sword in 1 hand and a mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles and those wafer spiral tube things in the other

[jaubaius]

[aeforvirra]

Aw he’s just looking for love

[oarfjsh]

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

[dailycatsblog]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

A stripper in Houston explaining 9/11 to a bunch of stray cats

[enderlordisadumbusername]

Why do we need to know that she's a stripper?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

We don't NEED to know she's a stripper or she's in Houston, but the context adds to the hilarity. You're young, but we're pro sex work over here, so don't worry.

[frontmansdefender]

[gnar-slabdash]

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

[elmermothsmithy]

This is a cheat sheet for atleast 1 in 3 tradesmen, myself included. If I'm cussing a blue streak the day is either going fantastic or awful and my eye is the only way to tell which.

[crowbrewcoffee]

Mankind is dead, blood is fuel blah blah blah Obligatory beach episode GO

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you teleported to the last game you played! are you doomed?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onAug 17, 2025

[beardedmrbean]

[peco5bi11]

Ave Deus Machina.

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

beep

[elmermothsmithy]

the funniest part is that dropping a magnetic ID card in that machine would fuck it even more. use the insence burner as the adeptus mechanicus would. it would do less damage over all.

[konpii90-deactivated20250504]

So, a paladin walks into a respectable establishment..

[helpless-mutt-deactivated202509]

Butch dyke paladin decides to be the best damn cook this brothel has ever seen. I mean you can't even find a good soup here, how could anyplace with "broth" in the name not serve a good hearty soul recharging soup?!

[finelythreadedsky]

obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead

[so-sick-of-17]

Don’t you dare leave this in the tags!

[oliveagainn]

[molotovsunflower]

Pearl has confused gem so many times, this is not an exception...very lazy doodle but its fine lol

She is astounded by her emo pearlo SHINYDUOSHINYDUOSHINYDUO (but make them both bugs)

screenshot under the cut :3

[erovideo777]

禁忌の呪文を詠唱してしまう大空スバル

[vaugely10]

that cold, familiar feeling

[de4dnyx]

First time drawing Pearl without it being a sketch lol