Forever a Lurker

Resident 35-year-old Lurker

[madame-helen]

[eric-coldfire]

It can be done, and within the same setting even.

[avakynx]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[everythingfox]

Almost didn’t see him at first

[tatooineknights]

Let us appreciate how adorable Luke is in the Star Wars manga.

[lkprime]

How can you talk about the Star Wars manga and not mention bishounen Chewie

[wizarddank]

W H A T

[feminist-space]

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[baddywronglegs]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

[thesplendidsnout]

[peco5bi11]

we're getting to the point where it should just fully legal to smack someone with a whiffle-ball bat if they pull out a phone and start talking to it in front of an employee.

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[simon-newman]

Are we perhaps just characters in a movie then?

3/10 movie, the plot is boring and hard to follow, characters don't act like real people.

[ophilosoraptoro]

Dogshit dialog from most of the characters, and I've seen better acting in 4th grade plays.

[dailycatsblog]

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[m00nxtal]

My mom did forest green and peach in the bathroom

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

My mom got us forest green living room furniture

[simon-newman]

Our family car of 18 years was this color.

If I ever manage to buy one of it's kind in the future I want it to be the same color.

[beaked-whales-in-exile]

I love that color.

My mom still has a bathroom with ivy wallpaper. Another bathroom is a real 2000s time capsule of a beach themed one, blue see through toilet seat with fish in it and everything.

I'm gonna be so sad when my parents move out of there and somebody will ruin these historical rooms.

[simon-newman]

I wish I earned enough to invest in a 25 years old car...

The one we had was from 1999.

There are slight differences between those cars made before and after so to get an identical car I need to get the 1999-2000 model.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Stair design in Pavia, Italy. Convenient one piece construction and it includes glass shelving. Just take it home - no muss, no fuss.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

STAIRS?!

[nonenosome2]

I'd call that a ladder. A ladder with rungs so thin I doubt I could get up it without a pair of boots on.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

They are really trying to kill people with these contraptions...

[simon-newman]

Put a board under those rungs and it might work... In a chicken coop.

[peco5bi11]

that a surefire way to end up with a fuckin' snapped ankle.

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[seriousfic]

“This armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly.”

[peco5bi11]

and this is why the ability to transmog armor should at least be gated behind free dlc or a mid-to-high-level cap.

[importantpics]

[simon-newman]

You need to interact with him to progress the story.

[peco5bi11]

ah yes, a quest-giver.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[thememedaddy]

[amalgamasreal]

This is the reason why heroes in stories are almost always teenagers or people in their early 20's.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Consider the Discworld alternative - Cohen the Barbarian and his Silver Horde!

Youth: "What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?"

Cohen the Barbarian: "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."

[simon-newman]

Fear an old man in a profession where most die young.

An old and experienced hero would sneak past enemies without crouching, without even slowing down. Hell probably without any magic nor would he hide his presence.

He'd come right up to them and ask about workplace conditions, when did their boss last perform an inspection, when did they have the obligatory medical examination and if they're allowed the required amount of paid days off.

And if they happen to realize who he really is they wouldn't have the time to alert anyone. Dead men don't raise alarms.

[thememedaddy]

[simon-newman]

"Fall asleep for a century or two"

[ghost-writer143]

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

[joshamcity]

These are not only legitimate, but 179 of them were made by the real, actual Jim Henson Studios.

[rooksandravens]

Jim Henson's Old Wilkins Coffee Ads Resurface, Boy Are They Dark

Henson's pre-21st century humor was ahead of its time, and perhaps ahead of FCC rules.

[crinosg]

The really scary thing is that they don't even make Wilkins coffee anymore.

Like I imagine they locked this prototype Kermit away in a steamer trunk somewhere in the basement of the Muppet theater or in an abandoned building on Sesame street because he's still obsessed with making people drink Wilkins under threat of death, and if he ever gets out he'll murder the world.

[lizluvscupcakes]

“Kermit? Hermit is out again.”

“Oh. Hoo boy.” [shotgun noise] “alright, everyone in the Muppet Mobile, let’s get moving.”

[avakynx]

[eric-coldfire]

"Raora, I dare you... to touch Moco-chan's tail."