you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is
dwarves are taller than humans
Orcs are elves
A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.
lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES
kindrama is a the plot of a dlc
orthodox wood elves are the exact antithesis of vegans
there’s a constellation that just wanders around the sky wherever it wants
The moons are actually corpse of god
if you’re arrogant enough you just stop existing
the sky is an illusion that mortals perceive because of the inherent stress of being alive
There’s a not insignificant chance that the sentient trees responsible for the existence of lizard people are manipulative, self serving assholes
its possible for people to reach such a stage of a enlightenment that they realize they’re in a video game
There are several points in history where time broke to the point where every possible scenario that could have happened did.
I noticed this post is missing a couple smash hits from TES lore so I’m just gonna throw em in here.
let me start by pointing out that the entire premise of TES V: Skyrim is that purge player has the ability to change the fabric of reality by yelling.
the human species was liberated from elven dominion pretty much solely by one extremely angry dude who was, and I am not making this up, a gay immortal cyborg demigod from the future.
this is a dubiously canon fact but I should also include that the first empire used giant moths to build a colony on the smaller moon, and then forgot about it.
another dubiously canon fact: the cat people were created by their primary deity to be able to stack on top of each other to reach the moon. yes, literally. which also makes them, collectively, an anchor of reality.
Elder scrolls lore is A+++ for creativity and an F - - - - for execution.
