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life goal: sluttier than Zeus

[prokopetz]

Enemies-to-lovers pairing who spend a few years trying to make it work as a couple, then mutually agree to go back to trying to kill each other for real because it's hotter that way.

[theprophetingrid]

The Starving Saints spoilers without context.

[mimi-maru]

The Starving Saints by @see-starling

[bookcub]

You should read As Many Souls as Stars by Natasha Siegel if you like...

a demon/witch lesbian love story sounds deliciously toxic

a demon who says she doesn't care but is a simp

a witch who is trying her best but constantly making the worst decision

a demon who would kill for her love (without her consent)

Faustian bargains and the inherent homoerotism of them

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue but want more wlw ships in your media (Or you thought you'd like The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue and didn't)

romantasy that is more grounded in historical fiction and character work

stories on what it mean to be lonely and what it means to find a kindred spirit (in a really fucked up way)

the murder is sexy trope

beautiful prose and melodic narration in audiobooks (thank you, Kristin Atherton)

stories about discovering your identity and stories about what it means to wield power

just a fucked up, fascinating, destructive romance

[interspadias]

fun fact: debates about if being transgender is a choice or not are irrelevant, because the fundamental truth is of bodily autonomy - a right that should never be seen as conditional or requiring a suitable, immutable condition.

people who are trans deserve the right to transition, not because it’s a medical treatment or because dysphoria can be classified as a mental illness but because we’re human beings who should be allowed to do whatever the fuck we want to our own bodies! this is a basic human right!

[emily-e-draws]

let’s hoard with mama :}

[bellarteem]

[Gideon the Ninth spoilers]

She was utterly beautiful and entirely terrible. Whole, unhurt, untouched by anything that had happened to her. — A memory flashed up through the haze of adrenaline: ”Do I look like I’m in the queendom of my power?”

Devastatingly beautiful scene. Beautifully devastating writing.

[4phr0d17e]

my lil bro is reading gtn for the first time and he told me that because dulcinea is described as having translucent skin in her introduction, hes picturing her as "one of those fish with transparent skin so you can see their organs". i said hm okay interesting but she is a human woman and he said no no look and then pulled up google images fish with transparent skin and said "shes this"

[lexilapis]

By caitlynmarieprints

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[humanpersonface]

I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.

[southernoir]

If you can’t appreciate a dog named Buford, you have something wrong with you.

[bettabubble]

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

[bettabubble]

this is the coupon btw

[dajo42]

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

[malinanan]

Oh to be a lady who would be bitten by a sapphic vampire at the ball😔💅

[kosmogrl]

this is what job hunting feels like

[fagstaynight]

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

[shroomshroomm]

[burnazog]

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.