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just a little cat

[wokemindvirusmd]

Been watching alot of monk recently 👀

[gobwinning]

birthday smooches for various parties

[vzb-on-venus]

you built this cage - roseslaundry on tiktok

[lycheeluv]

So y'all see the webtoon is coming back in a few days hehehehe

[boyzurabu]

Sorrow's bereavement

[talessoflove]

something something about Mr. Will Smith Social butterfly, with his thousands of friends, hundreds of social engagement and an excitement at the beginning of off season for the months of training, socializing and relaxing... something about feeling like something is missing, his friends, his childhood home, all the familiar things are there, still he cannot seem to undo a knot, like it was stuck in a place he couldn't reach no matter how much he tried. Something about without meaning to, he has started comparing Boston to San Jose, just like how he used to compare San Jose to Boston when he first arrived there. Something about seeing a new coffee shop around the corner, automatically makes him think about bickering over who is paying and not the generous 'I will pay' kind but rather, 'You pay for me. I drove' kind, something about sinking down on his couch with Grace for a movie has him unknowingly brace himself for the deadpan comments every other dialogue.

Something about not knowing why he keeps looking at the calendar, why some songs has been on repeat, why his eyes catches the airlines app too often.

something about something familiar about missing friends before, but everything about it being different this time, like he left a part behind in San Jose, or in Switzerland or maybe it is in Vancouver.

Who knows.

[asphodelis]

superhero suit glove-sleeve connection design showerthought

[mitthrawnu]

have genuinely not been able to stop watching this since it dropped

(x)

@ roseslaundry on tiktok

[burger3316271]

from a certain angle, two people hugging can form the shape of a heart🫂

[tinylilhollander]

I know that Heated Rivalry is one of those pieces of media where COVID never happens but what if it did? Imagine the lockdown shenanigans.

Shane and Ilya are obviously hunkering down at the cottage together. There's no hockey, but they don't know for how long, so they're still training all the time. They're doing interviews and having to make it look like they're in completely different places. Ilya has to keep being reminded that he's supposed to still be back in Ottawa.

Ilya's teammates keep asking if they can be in a lockdown bubble together and he's gotta be like "No, can't do that. I'm not taking any chances." But now they're worried because he hasn't seen or been around another human being in months and they've noticed that even before lockdown he made more jokes about killing himself than the average person, so they're stressed to their eyeballs about his mental health.

Meanwhile Ilya's living the kind of domestic fantasy with his man that he didn't think they were going to get until retirement. For the first time ever most days he can truly pretend that he and Shane are the only people in the world. Sometimes David and Yuna come over for dinner because they are also isolating at their cottage. But most of the time it's just endless hours of just the two of them and neither of them could be happier. Their biggest decision every day is when and where to fuck. Some people are getting into sourdough – Shane and Ilya have committed to learning one new sexual position every day.

I just think that lockdown would have been the ideal codependent situation for Hollanov.

[to--love--and--be--loved]

yes but ALSO when lockdown ends and they have to go back to living apart they (especially Ilya) have the biggest crash out you can imagine

[tinylilhollander]

Omg @scunthotter you can't hide this in the tags 😄

#okay but them coming out to Ilya's team because like his team is concerned and maybe Shane and Ilya go back to Ilya’s ottawa house to get a#grocery delivery that they can't get out at the cottage and the doorbell rings and Shane goes to get it and its bood and hayes standing 6#feet from the door with like a care package for ilya and they're like “ilya said he was isolating alone” and shane is there in boxers and a#raiders 81 sweater like “....um....”

Ilya appears behind him, also in boxers and Shane's Canada fleece, and he looks over to where Bood and Hayes' jaws are practically on the floor, and flashes them an apologetic smile. But internally he's also like fuck, fuck, fuck, Shane doesn't want to come out or be out yet fuck they've fucked it. So he starts like, "So however weird your lockdown stories are, it can't be as weird as ours."

And Shane puts a hand on his arm to stop him, and is like "You can tell them the truth about us, baby, it's okay."

And Bood and Hayes are both like ".... BABY???"

[concoisarchives]

François Arnaud + talking about Connor Storrie

[shoresys]

Heated Rivalry Week 2026 | Day 5: Favorite side character - David Hollander

[forzafinally]

Uh just one last thing to say before I take a break. We are only 7 races into the season which is less than 1/3rd of the calendar. And this included some of Charles' worst tracks like China and Australia, 4 races of having a set a brakes different from his teammate that clearly didn't work well for atleast 3 races, and one mechanical failure due to car trouble. I would say that considering that so much has happened it's close to miraculous that he's still p4 in the championship with 2 DNFs and we have some of his best tracks coming up and new upgrades that clearly work. With more than 2/3rds of the season left I would argue there's still everything left to play for. Anyway let's see what's coming or whatever

[wdclenose]

my hopium just went 📈📈📈

[chamaleonsoul]

one day Ilya is scrolling on instagram and discovers an account that only posts cute otter pics and videos and he starts calling Shane his little otter because Hollander you are just like baby otter!!! (which of course pisses Shane off) and then he goes on a journey of finding cute baby otter pics where they look just like Shane and starts posting them on his instagram (which of course pisses Shane even more, but the smile on Ilya's face as he looks through hours and hours of baby otter content is just too cute for Shane to actually do something about it)

[rainbow-femme]

“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“

“Haas, where are you right now?”

“The club by the hotel.”

“And he’s not in the bathroom?”

“No.”

“Not on the roof?”

“No.”

“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”

“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”

“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”

“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”

“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”

“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”

“Did anyone bring up sushi?”

“He didn’t say he wanted-“

“Just answer the question.”

“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“

“He’s at the pier.”

“What?”

“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”

“… How do you know that?”

“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”

[andearlysunsets]

musty and zack looking straight into the camera like are you deadass right in front of my salad

[occasionalauthoring]

It's extremely important to me that Bruce hates himself. But he must love every version of himself when he sees it in the guise of someone else.like

1/ An 8-year-old child grieving the death of his parents? Yes, this child would be protected by Bruce with his life. No, that child didn't do anything wrong he's innocent. How can you think he's not something that should be protected? 2/ An impulsive/suicidal/sad teenager with a strong sense of justice and a willingness to confront any injustice, even one greater than himself? Come here, young man. Bruce is ready to guide him, help him deal with your anger. And what do you mean? This boy isn't a monster filled with darkness! he's just confused. His heart is in the right place. Bruce will cherish him like his other children.

3/ A man who dedicated his life and youth to protecting people, helping the planet, and guiding the new generation with nothing but his intelligence, determination, and human stubbornness? This sounds like a man Bruce might enjoy having a cup of coffee with. Move aside Clark Diana! Bruce has a new best friend!

as long as you don’t tell him that that man is himself

Bruce spemds his life surrounding himself with people that embody himself/his parents is such a cute trope.