Life is like a box of Chocolates

Still trying to figure myself out

[bakedbakermom]

fuck terry pulling no punches in this one

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[batfam-belfry]

Dick. Why are you licking mystery substances off the ground. Stop.

[fuyunoakegata]

It's a habit for him... 🤣

[rainathrownaway]

''It is traditionally the belief of policemen that they can tell what a substance is by sniffing it and then gingerly tasting it, but this practice had ceased in the Watch ever since Constable Flint had dipped his finger into a blackmarket consignment of ammonium chloride cut with radium, said ‘Yes, this is definitely slab wurble wurble sclup’, and had to spend three days tied to his bed until the spiders went away.'' - Feet of Clay, Discworld, Terry Pratchett, on why we don't do this, Dick

[thesirencat]

Day 2: Mandarin Orange - Peeling mandarins is a small act of love.

[suuugarsu]

[thesirencat]

Day 3: Golden Yellow - Reflection!

[1rabong]

Balrog: Why do I hear boss music

Based on this post

[1rabong]

What if.. Glorfindel joined the Fellowship,,

[baby-xemnas]

(OP Gakuen) Law refuses the offer not because he and Bepo haven't gotten to that point yet (they have), but because even in his absence, Law can't afford anything indecent in Cora's house. 🫢

[jn3008]

[ashfae]

I swear I felt my brain twist while I stared at this and tried to follow a particular segment.

[theriu]

That is SO COOL I’ve never seen one moving before!

[crazy-pages]

Ohhh, three sided Mobius strip.

[ramavatarama]

SEGMENTED 3D MOBIUS STRIP BABEY

[woodsdyke]

so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

[woodsdyke]

update: my dad's response to my questioning

[woodsdyke]

got the full story from my dad:

-pulled up to the burger king drive through and a guy was just standing in the way. my dad rolls down the window and tells him to get out of the way

-guy goes over to the window of my dad's car and starts yelling at him for some reason

-guy throws a slushie in my dad's face and then starts to walk off

-my dad, and i quote, "just fuckin blacked out" and, in an apoplectic haze, hits the dude with his truck, not hurting him but flinging him a respectable distance and knocking him to the ground. i at this point ask why he didn't just get out and punch him. he says "i don't know something just came over me", while understanding this isn't an excuse to hit people with your truck

anyway my dad's on probation now

[woodsdyke]

you didn't ask for "my dad hitting a guy with his truck" updates but i have some anyway. turns out the guy he hit 1. is named bronson tate and 2. has two DV charges so i think this is warranted now

[thesirencat]

Day 1: Cinnabar Red - Happy Liushen Week!

[parangpara5724]

A scene that I liked from the fic Finding the Way Forward by Going_Skylarking

[stitchthesewords]

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

[basuralindo]

it's true and you should say so louder

[dubiouslynamed]

I don't know any of you, hitting the reblog button.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don't know any of them

[badninken]

GAMMA KNIFE!!

Redraw/re imagining of one of my favorite panels. It's a small one and I only have it in atrociously low quality but this is where Doflamingo's internal organs get absolutely fried by gamma radiation to the degree that he starts spewing blood and smoke like an actual dragon and eventually falls to his knees. Law shortened his lifespan to pull this off and I hope that even though Doflamingo managed to stitch himself together, he'll get to enjoy the many long term side effects of radiation exposure in prison :)

Anyway, I love that panel because of the movement and the SPLATTER that I just straight up tried to copy because it's really good splatter. I feel like the anime fumbled this one (and Luffy's final punch) by dragging it out for far too long. It lost its omph. I would loooove to see this re-animated because it's such a cathartic moment of complete fuck you and deserves to feel like one in motion.

The favorite panel:

I wouldn't dare attempt to redraw this one because that GRRHHH-face and the BRRWMMM-effects are perfect. He's fuckin vibrating with 13 years of condensed super rage, about to unleash. Love that for him <3

[ohnomyhooves]

You didn’t ask me to be alone. I don’t want you to be, either.

(pieces of the new chapter @allmightskitten 🫣)

[coraros]