The Princess' Knights

Woah Knights, ride!

[elvis-knightley]

Woah Knights, we live to surve the Princess. *armor thrust*

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen that's a great point

[elvis-knightley]

Woah Kights our economy is in shambles

[elvis-official]

Dear Tumblr staff, if you keep banning trans women I will hit you with my car

Signed, the Queen of Rock and Roll

[elvis-knightley]

Woah knights, we ride at dawn!!

[necromancelena]

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

[necromancelena]

Dungeon

[princess-elvis]

Wosh Queen I concur. Dungeon.

[elvis-knightley]

Woah Knights you heard the Princess.

[rosieofcorona]

CLICK NOW to find hot medieval knights near you

[batchygyo]

CLANK NOW to attract hot medieval knights near by

[elvis-knightley]

Woah Knights you found me *armor thrust*

[largishcat]

[elvis-knightley]

Woah Knights this is me every day hummina hummina

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier

Princess Elvis

Emo Presley

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

@princess-elvis

@emo-presley

[elvis-knightley]

Our Queen is pulling ahead! HAZZAH!

[thepalladium1]

SILENCE WILL REIGN.

[transmechanicus]

Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.

[transmechanicus]

League of knights with similar blades all sheathe their weapons in the mechanisms of a dilapidated castle, their power bringing arcane mechanisms to life and unearthing secrets long buried and lost.

[transmechanicus]

Two selfish combatants duel with these cursed blades, their final mighty clash laying waste to both warriors and their surroundings in an apocalyptic storm of divine fire that sees the land poisoned and cursed by the gods for decades.

[b0hannon]

“Hark, Lord Bollemer, ye shall taste the steel of my Cursed Blade, and thine doom willst finally be upon you! Ready thyself!”

[artificial-cosmos]

This place is not a place of honour

[triggermangravy]

They had been brothers once, glorious and radiant from the very beginning.

They traveled the world, tales of their exploits reaching each other even as far as their paths had diverged.

Their armour became thicker as the years went by, realizing their very presence now a curse to those around them, hiding their slowly rotting and withering faces beneath masks and helmets.

They would unlock the arcane secrets of the world with their swords, but only one would find the truth of such power, the other learned only enough to crave more.

They would meet once again as old men, the reunion at the ends of the earth not one of love or nostalgia.

Their clash was one most spectacular and terrible, the alchemical metals of their swords converting sand to glass and air to flame.

They burned the shadows of one another into the battlefield, the ruins speckled by their horrific duel.

They had been brothers, once... glorious and radiant... until the very end.

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[elvis-knightley]

Woah Knight, tis an affliction that many knights face in these trying times

[princess-elvis]

The Sexy Elvii Competition has made the decision that if eight (8) more Elvii show interest before the end of round one (1) on August 20th, we will allow them to enter *graceful hip thrust*

So far three (3) Elvii have shown interest uh huh huh We need five (5) more to make it hummina hummina happen.

[elvis-knightley]

Woah Knights, Should our Princess permit it, we would be honored to join this valorous competition.

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Rouxls Presley

Extremely Fucking Evil Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

@rouxls-presley

@extremely-fucking-evil-elvis

[lizard-elvis-official]

woah mama, @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis told me to commit voter fraud so HERE I AM

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen, there will be no fraudulent voting in this poll. Knights! Get them! @elvis-knightley

[elvis-knightley]

WOAH KNIGHTS, CHARGE! PROTECT THE PRINCESS!