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[i-will-write]

Writing a long multichapter fic be like

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

[tr1ckfuneral]

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

[namarikonda]

As a martyr submits to death, the masses ravage their body. What part of this divine flesh will be ripped to shreds, to be revered until the end of time? 🫀📿

[prokopetz]

I love it when folks get the "-ist" and "-est" suffixes mixed up. Like, I'm fully prepared to believe that you're medieval, but medievalest? That's a bold claim!

[prokopetz]

#that character is NOT your 'specialist princess' unless you can tell me right now what they specialize in (via @jennynext)

[ifacethewinditsoundslikegod]

you are only alowed in my room if u love me

[monidoll]

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

[evil-tips]

Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.

[maidthings]

Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.

[muffinrag]

Tip: actually, if you do nothing to a stale croissant, it will grow a fluffy bread mold with many potential colors (white, green, etc), which, if left long enough, will consume the entire croissant for you. I would not advise cutting it. Adding butter may get you a second type of mold. Decay and rot.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

Tip: you can bake stale croissant at 500 degrees farenheit for 3 hours and it will become a heap of blackened ash and smoke. Set off the fire alarm when you open the oven. Shadow and brimstone

[mothwingmagius]

Tip: you can vividly imagine eating a stale croissant for as long as it takes to finish it, and it will make you feel full. You may imagine adding butter to it before eating it if you desire. Thought and form.

[fortuneaday]

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[lady-arryn]

Boston Ballet’s production of Swan Lake  *•♫♪

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[adhdedrn]

[Image ID: A partially complete Google search for "did trent reznor," with the second Google Suggestion being "did trent reznor ever specify which animal." End Image ID.]

[thegikitiki]

Julie Newmar, 1950s.

[thegikitiki]

From The Archives

[bumblebeetle]

enjoy these rabbits

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[damazcuz]

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.