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| Prae | 22 | And the stars, they'll guide me home 12.14.2019 @praeliumm on twitter

[embercelicaa]

been a while since i’ve been on here lol

[auntytimblr-deactivated20181216]

[girlonline]

nah I’ve got depression²

[masa321]

[masa321]

[moonkitty]

i dont give a shit about any of the plotlines im just glad i get to see alucards fat tits again

[warrenellis-deactivated20200730]

apparently our work here is done

[moonkitty]

[moonkitty]

[moonkitty]

HELLO?????????????????????

[sophie-cecilia]

[egberts]

my little sister everyone

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[carrionkid]

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS BEAR TO BE CHROME TO MAKE A DISCORD SERVER JOKE AND I FUCKED IT UP REAL BAD

[powerfulwizard]

OP is Medusa

[renicula]

[sunnysundown]

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

[regicide1997]

@the-real-numbers

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Akavia ben Mahalalel says: Keep your eye on three things, and you will not come to sin: Know from where you came, and to where you are going, and before Whom you are destined to give an account and a reckoning. From where did you come? From a putrid drop. And to where are you going? To a place of dust, worms, and maggots. And before Whom are you destined to give an account and a reckoning? Before the King of kings, the Holy One, [Cotton Eye Joe].

— Pirkei Avos (ethics of our fathers), chapter 3 line 1 (brackets are mine)

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

this is a hate crime

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

white hulk

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[an-eel]

[thebestoftumbling]

Whenever people tell me subs are always superior to dubs, I refer back to this scene

[atombombbaby]

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[judgejudyofficial]

And dammit he won

[emmettmccartycullen]

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us