[punsbulletsandpointythings]

I don't want a gender I just want to look like a vaguely disreputable wizard.

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[freebroccoli]

Me, accumulating worldly possessions: this is awesome!

Me, moving worldly possessions: this blows!

[slimereveler]

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartbreakrevolver]

*points at your girlfriend* you know that thing would summon you as a skeleton warrior if you died right?

[5bi5]

Honestly if I knew it was my last day in the time loop I think I’d get kinda sad and nostalgic about it

[jmfenner91]

Tell me now, do you feel?

[r0zeclawz]

it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[medievaljournalist]

i wonder how the curse will manifest today

[emberpyre]

I know the reanimated corpse I command to hug me isn't really doing so out of love but an enchanter just needs to be held sometimes you know what I mean? Yeah it's cold and slimy and it stinks a little but it's better than going to sleep every night holding a body pillow with a picture of my nemesis the holy knight taped to it am I right?

[rakiloslov]

What do you want in general

To have a job where I can hurt people

[kragehund-est]

mid-year resolutions:

gain 10 pounds

forget a language

spend more money on take-out

be less thoughtful

lose control of my finances

worsen my sleep schedule

etc.

[halondrus]

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

[mediocrefantasy]

femininecronominon

[cadaverkeys]

fabulous creature?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Wizard Accessory

[shencomix]

Lets be real you arent a top