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been here forever but remade now that i know people irl gfhsjgkfs | 20s | any pronouns

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[dollribbons]

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration

[meanbuddhist]

can we have a kind and gentle monday

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[karvetu]

Everything so funny when you're with your most beloved friends

[karvetu]

Happiness disease

[ainosgarden]

In my life, I have identified four components, which I call tempers, from which are derived every human soul. Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice. Each man’s character is defined by the precise ratio that resides in him. I walked into the cave of my own mind, and there I tamed them. Should you tame the tempers as I did mine, then the world shall become but your appendage. It is this great and consecrated power that I hope to pass on to all of you, my children.

Severance (2022 – )

[themagicianfromriga]

My dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called “Chess the Musical” you’ll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw molokov and walter shaking hands behind a potted plant

My buddy, Freddie Trumper, pacing: the CIA and the KGB and The Arbiter and Florence are lying to us

[apolladay]

How many languages can you say thank you in?

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Thank you Mod H!

How many languages can you say thank you in?

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more than 11

Voting ended on10h

[pinnipurr]

It's 2026 and i haven't seen anyone come up with a way to get the human body to curl up in a little comfy circle like a cat or a dog why don't we have the technology where i can look like this ⚫ like what are we even doing anymore

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[winningmachine]

Who else up thinking about bjj black belt craig jones saying You can give anyone steroids. Despite our best efforts we are yet to give anyone autism.

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

i can’t get over how crazy much ado is sometimes. it feels like a deconstruction of shakespeare’s other comedies when you look at how quick and lovesick and beautiful hero and claudio are and how well they fit the script of just classic young lovers, things like how hero is one of the only characters to speak in verse, the way claudio praises her to all his friends etc. and then how in the middle of the play the script is completely flipped. now hero is in danger because of what claudio believes and no one can help her. and suddenly the love story shatters because the same willingness claudio has to fall in love with her at first sight is the same willingness he has to believe a baseless accusation and the love story starts to descend into horror because there’s no legal course of action hero can appeal to her and her own father insults and disowns her at her wedding and she’s quite literally left for dead fainting on the ground with her father saying let her die, what is it to me? it’s insane because like 30 minutes before it’s just a happy comedy love story but shakespeare shows a real darkness to the genre because claudio may think he loves her but when it comes down to it he will never trust her. her word isn’t good enough. no one is going to listen to the woman

[venndaai]

Scariest object in the Solar System

The Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Neptune

One of the dwarf planets

One of the moons

An asteroid or comet

Other?

Voting ended onMay 16

Which one gives you the biggest willies to think about. Making this poll because I'm wiki surfing and I have an Opinion

[venndaai]

#I don't get Jupiter though is it the storms? It's all the way over there those cosmic storms aren't gonna do anything

I can only speak for myself but while the Sun is of course a cosmic horror beyond imagining that can easily kill us with its cancer rays, it's a star, it's supposed to be like that. And it's really so big and deadly that the brain can't really comprehend its bigness or its deadliness.

Whereas Jupiter is a planet, and planets are not supposed to be like that, as far as I'm concerned. My brain still can't fully comprehend the scale of a planet with 1321 times the volume and 318 times the mass of Earth, but it can get a lot closer, and therefore it can instill more cosmic dread in me. What do you mean Io is so volcanic because Jupiter's gravity is stretching it like playdough. What do you mean the Jovian magnetosphere is 20,000 times stronger than Earth's and its tail extends into the orbit of Saturn and if you stood on Io you'd get a fatal dose of radiation in less than 2 hours. What do you mean it has over 100 moons. What do you mean its core is 3x as hot as the Earth's. What do you mean 335 mph winds. What do you mean its lightning strikes are 100x as powerful as Earth's. What do you mean it has helium and neon rain. What do you mean the Great Red Spot is a centuries old storm that's bigger than the entire Earth.

This means nothing to me. Brain can't comprehend this size ratio. Meaningless.

This though. This is scary. I can visualize this. This wants to eat me.