EmeraldArsenal08

[glompcat]

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.

[emeraldarsenal08]

I need a sequel.

[zenpencils]

STEPHEN KING “The Desk”

[residentgoodgirl]

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Waited Until My Wedding Night to Lose My Virginity and I Wish I Hadn’t [x]

This is a long read but it’s interesting. Really sad though.

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

“I am now thoroughly convinced that the entire concept of virginity is used to control female sexuality.”

[jeanjauthor]

“I am now thoroughly convinced that the entire concept of virginity is used to control female sexuality.”

 This, Writers.

Stop writing about virginity as if it’s magically important.

It’s not.

[emeraldarsenal08]

Wow

[vetmedirl]

[ampervadasz]

[setonfirebyfiends-deactivated20]

we slidin

[vetmedirl]

Toddler elephant being cute

[jaubaius]

cat vs dog walk challenge

[possit-de-tenebris]

@instructor144 I’m sure you’ll appreciate this…🤣

[instructor144]

This is why I love dogs. “I will find a way through, or make one.”

[teaboot]

This is why I love cats. “I am elegance and grace and all things subtle and mysterious, except when I wanna be a dumbass”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[grave-star]

This is deeply impressive. And also made my knees hurts to watch for some reason 😂

[clatterbane]

Commuter races London Underground train - and wins

James Heptonstall filmed his 380m sprint from London’s Mansion House to Cannon Street station while his friend Noel Carroll took the Circle Line Tube for the same journey

[emeraldarsenal08]

Well he drew the short straw...

[writing-prompt-s]

For the first time ever, Tumblr has officially declared The Fandom Wars. Everyone can participate, but can only join up to three fandoms. The Fandom Wars start tomorrow. Tumblr team has wished everyone good luck and logged out untill the event is over. You’re in the wars, fighting for your fandom(s). Describe the wars and the winner.

[emeraldarsenal08]

[humpdad-deactivated20140818]

[emeraldarsenal08]

Yes.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emeraldarsenal08]

I'm still concerned.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bitchycode]

[emeraldarsenal08]

That's not a girl.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roachpatrol]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

[ayellowbirds]

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

[it-is-bugs]

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[mafalda-knew]

This is the purest post on this dumpster fire of a website

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[emeraldarsenal08]

Where's that quote?? Something cool...

He looked at her like she was the sun, as in he looked at her in anger and railed at her presence. But only in her departure did he finally see the beauty, and only in her absence did he realize the lack.

[salty-inc]

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

[salty-inc]

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

[salty-inc]

Far away cow moos

[salty-inc]

My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

[salty-inc]

My best friends singing voice

[salty-inc]

Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

[salty-inc]

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

[salty-inc]

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

[salty-inc]

The sound of walking in sand.

Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10

[salty-inc]

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

[salty-inc]

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

[salty-inc]

Bees

Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.

[salty-inc]

“sunlight” by Hozier

I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.

[salty-inc]

Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound

[salty-inc]

Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice

[salty-inc]

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

[marsupials-of-mars]

I always just feel so nice reading this, i take so much stuff for granted