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Jazmine Sullivan - Heaux Tales
Jazmine Sullivan – Heaux Tales
It’s been almost 6 years since Jazmine Sullivan dropped her last album and she has a lot to live up to when it comes to a follow-up. Reality Show was an amazing body of work that has only gotten better with time thanks to her expressive songwriting and amazing voice. Thankfully she may have at least reached parity thanks to the concept of her new project. Heaux Tales is an album that explores…
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Who gave Kojima the crystal ball?
I missed her making music.
This woman right here...she's got that sweet soul.
I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
russian kinder surprise
That looks like it’s made of coal.
It tasted like coal
you ate a vase
honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems
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TVXQ - XV
Yeah...we stepped away on a #TVXQ review and are coming back on one #東方神起 #toho15th #XV
After celebrating the 15th anniversary of their Korean debut, the dynamic duo of Yunho and Changmin turn their attention to the Japanese market for Tohoshinki’s same milestone there.
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[190830] eloinvvd: 효섭이의 1위를 추카추카 페스티발 하면서 공약을 지켜봅니다… 🔮@crush9244 #NAPPA #나빠
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
it’s a pigment of your imagination
I would like to note that I work with quantum light and even I don’t fuck with whatever the hell it is that our brains do while processing color. It’s weird.
This appears to be a sensory processing thing, not a colour thing. I learned thne audio version ages ago for relaxation and boosting hypnosis: Put, say, a 60 Hz tone in the left channel and a 50 Hz tone in the right, put on headphones, and listen to a 10 Hz beat that a) doesn’t exist and b) you couldn’t possibly hear if it did.
story time: sex ed in the U.S.
I don’t have a belly button - it was surgically removed in the process of treating Crohn’s disease that progressed to life-threatening peritonitis about four years ago.
This isn’t a story about a belly button, or about intestines or any lack thereof. This is about the United States.
As part of a ‘getting to know you’ exercise a few weeks ago, a group of people and I were playing ‘two truths and a lie.’ For my turn, my lie was ‘I used to live in Canada.’ I was called on immediately after the game was over for confirmation that my statement ‘I don’t have a belly button’ was true.
I complied immediately, revealing a set of long purple scars that stretch across my abdomen - one of which crosses through the midline, no belly button in sight.
I gave a condensed version of the story and the general consensus was ‘bro, sick.’ Except for one guy, who looked utterly horrified.
“Wait,” he said slowly, something clearly dawning on him, “how are you going to have kids?”
This threw me for a second, but I’m used to being asked that question - my abdomen is full of scar tissue, I’m missing some key organs, the medicine I’m taking to stay in remission is a known abortifacient and I may well not be able to have children. I’ve discussed it before, but generally not with strangers.
“Uh,” I replied. “Well, that’s a complicated question. There are a lot of factors and I don’t really know.”
“No, no,” he insisted. “You don’t have a belly button.”
“What?”
“Isn’t that how the baby… you know, eats?”
“I’m sorry?”
“So like, the baby couldn’t get food. Because there’s nowhere for the umbilical cord to connect.”
“Wait,” I said, deeply confused. “Like, how was I born? This is recent, I was born with a belly button. I lost it like fourteen years after being born, there wasn’t a conflict.”
“No, I get that, but if you had a baby, there would be nowhere for the umbilical cord to connect and it wouldn’t get food. You don’t have a belly button so there’s nowhere to connect.”
I paused for a second, the realization dawning on me that this guy had a winning combination of no boundaries and literally no idea how pregnancy worked.
“Dude,” another guy cut in, “that’s not how it works.”
“That’s how babies get belly buttons, man,” the first guy insisted.
“The umbilical cord is a source of nutrients, yeah, but they’re stored in the placenta,” I offered. “That’s a totally different organ.”
“Then why do the mom and the baby both have belly buttons?”
The second guy was getting kind of upset, but I was totally beyond that - this guy had graduated high school and was heading off to college to study political science and didn’t have a clue where babies come from. It was actually comical.
I decided to interrupt and change the subject before anything got heated.
“What do you want to do after college?” I asked the first guy.
“Oh, I don’t know. I guess I just want to be a politician - like, public policy, that sort of thing. Run for office, you know.”
And then the entire exchange made sense.
holy shit esther.
We really, really don’t have Sex Ed here in the states. People do everything in their power to protest it around the bible belt, and sometimes when we do get Sex ed, it’s restricted to “Boys learn separately from girls, and will only learn about erections and condoms” and “Girls will learn separately from boys and will be told to not have sex and that you get periods”
I’ve heard nothing but horror stories about sex ed here in the states, not just from fellow Americans, and outsiders laughing at us online, but friends and family as well. There was a heated argument just earlier today about how “vulva” isn’t a real word and that “vagina” is where pubic hair grows (news to some of my fellow Americans, but the vagina does not grow hair. The vulva and pubic mound does.)
There’s a sex educator named Lindsey Doe online who devotes a lot of her time to educating and debunking sex myths perpetuated here in the states by people who don’t understand how sex works, or what masturbation is.
There’s a high percentage of women in the united states who will never orgasm in their entire lives, not because of any sort of medical condition, but because they aren’t aware that they can masturbate, or where their clitoris is, or how to interact with it, or their romantic partner doesn’t.
There’s a disturbingly high percentage of women in the united states who aren’t aware that they have a urethra at all.
There’s so many men out there – grown men, who think people give birth through the anus.
There are men out there who think that breasts inflate or get erect when a woman is aroused, like a penis.
More than half of men in the US think women can “hold in” their period like pee.
There are men and women out there who have no idea how semen works, and who try things like “jumping up and down” as contraceptive because “the sperm will fall out and thus not get you pregnant” or that you can use drugs to “make the sperm go to sleep”
A man in my home state of North Carolina pulled my father aside once, distressed that his purebred dog mated with a mutt. But he wasn’t distressed about the fact her puppies were going to be mutts, he was distressed because he thought she wouldn’t be purebred anymore. He wanted to know how many purebred dogs she would have to mate with before she’d be fully blooded again.
We really, really need education here..
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I'm sitting on the edge of my bed, at 2AM, looking around my bedroom in utter confusion at the purebred dog part.
New jam!
She literally FKA Twigs🥰
SOFT BOY
Thundercat is so smooth
Frozen came out 6 years ago.
Feel old yet?
TVXQ’s Body measurement - Taken from Missha Homepage
Changmin
Height: 186
Weight: 62
Shirt Size: 95-100
Waist: 33-34
Shoe Size: 28.0 cm
Yunho
Height: 184
Weight: 66-68
Shirt Size: 95-100
Chest Measurement: 97
Waist: 32-33
Shoe Size: 27.5
cr: himura via @tigerandbambi Onehallyu
Laughing at the fact Yunho gets a chest measurement 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thing that bothers me the most about the kpop community is their unrealistic expectations. If a group doesn’t make a comeback within 6 months, the natural concensus is that their company is mistreating them. Yet producing good music takes anywhere between 6 months to a year. If a group isn’t constantly out and about, doing whatever the fans think a group should be doing and being photographed by media while at it, they’re obviously jobless and their company is purposely trying to destroy their careers. Yet most of them have side projects, spend time preparing for concerts or just need rest. If a group is not selling 1 million copies of their albums like EXO and BTS, they’re flopping. Yet, those groups are an outlier and that’s not even the standard in Western music anymore, let alone kpop. Nowadays if you sell 250 000 copies of your album, you’re considered to be a successful artist. The truth of the matter is, we as fans have become nothing but spoiled brats.
I’m glad Jimin is leaving JYP because they’re not letting her be a singer (“JYP, are you listening? I’m a singer, I have to sing, but I’m MCing!”). JYP really isn’t the best place to be if you want to pursue a solo career.
Everybody just forgot about Rain 😔
ashton kutcher and mila kunis reading breakup rumours is everything
They are so cute together. Hard to believe they hated each other when they were on That 70's Show.
