Perfectly Balanced Uselessness

A little bit of everything, all of the time ✨

[catchymemes]

[dailycatsblog]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[lua201]

"My dear~"

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[yebisu]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[astronyu]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[orangei-sindy]

[seriousfic]

Captain America movie where they give Steve the Super Soldier Serum and this happens to him.

[targetedknowledge]

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[bennyboybenniest]

I hope to god that dawg explodes

[herr-melin]

meep.

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

he really came out and just said “e”

[oogaboogaspookyman]

e

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[mageless]

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[koddlet]

zinetober day 12....

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]