Perfectly Balanced Uselessness

A little bit of everything, all of the time ✨

[alleesaur]

rolling rolling rolling

[andylinastar]

My dead girlfriend suddenly started attacking me!！！

(Just a meme, OOC apologies!)

[buzzfeed]

This little guy is called a pika, and he’s loves bringing people flowers.

[fluffysheeps]

Chocolate strawberry gecko 🍓 ArtFight attack for fuzzi-squeegii

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[starridge]

an unmatched feeling actually

[taurzza]

oh to be loved by the sun

[sviteer]

Welcome

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[zluckychap]

safety first

[ewzzy]

[catchymemes]

[dailycatsblog]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[lua201]

"My dear~"

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.