I am Agent Ace von Juice, the EMF`s Archivist.
It has come to my attention that the Mission: Rejected
fandom is almost non-active and has only three works
in its fandom tag on AO3 as of writing this post.
I am here to rectify that fact with my writing.
My mission, which I have chosen to accept, is to
write all sorts of fan fiction dedicated to our dearly
beloved podcast about the worlds most secret agents.
You are all very welcome to join me in this endeavor
to literary diversity, creation of community and the
occasional hot beverage and snack of individual choice.
You can find me on AO3 as WritersHand!
See you in the archive!
Signed, Agent Ace von Juice (he/they)
About myself as the actual person who runs this blog:
I am a singer, poet and theatre actor by destined calling.
Strictly in the medieval sense of these words and nothing else.
I am queer in every meaning of the word, so no transphobia,
racism and other sorts of bigotry allowed. Jot that right down.
My pronouns are he/him or they/them. I am an adult and will discuss
adult themes on here. I will make gentle suggestions if necessary.
I like multivitamin juice with mango-passion fruit flavor.
I dislike red- and green cabbage more than any other food.
My go-to name is Ace whenever I introduce myself somewhere.
You may pick any combination from my blog`s title in addressing me.
The ask-box is always open. Obvious hate will be deleted instantly.
See you around!
Ace (he/they)
Just rewatched the part of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood where Fu dies and cried when he passed. I had the conversation about 606 of Mission: Rejected on the official Discord server yesterday; how I don‘t want to feel stupid and crazy for caring so much about fictional storylines. And I started second guessing myself why I‘m crying over Fus‘ death and wether this is normal to cry about if you don’t have depression robbing you of your very capability to cry in first place. Imagine what it‘s going to feel like for me when we get to 612 and this season is going to make me break down crying and sobbing because this is what the entire storyline of the season is aiming for.
I just realized, during the opening scene of 209: American Spydol, that Athena keeps Chet with her because she gets something out of faking the wedding with him, but The Admiral is also there!! Like, there is no reason for her to keep The Admiral around. She could have just kicked him out or leave him chained to the cliffs for the eagles to feast on his liver or something. But she doesn‘t! The shipping fodder is really writing itself…
"woah this is such a unique take on the character i wonder why is the character like that"
>look inside character
>it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself
I was about to put that on the official Discord server: I wonder what would happen if someone told Skip that he’s worth staying for. Not just telling him but also proving him by doing just that. I just can’t figure out who that would be. And in what case he would break down crying harder; McGrath or Chet. Or just everyone banding together - Zelda included - to tell him exactly that. Either way, I think it would be beautiful to witness and do numbers for him on his way towards figuring out who he is aside from what Orville effectively manipulated him into being
when. when there's a female character with something deeply wrong with her. just an absolute freak of a sad creepy wet failwoman with manpain. i experience an intravenous unadultered shot of put HER in the pringles can #FEMINISM
*Note; This is simply a fan made project of my OCs with the help of my friend. This is obviously not associated with The Port Room!
January The EMF Cyborg receptionist voiced by Me.
Calissto The Private Detective (and fired EMF agent) voiced by my friend.
Translation/scripts/captions below;
Calissto: Ah, Jan! Over here
January: Calissto!
Calissto: January! My, you look... *A Snicker* TERRIBLE!! *Laughs here*
January: Oi! I do not look terrible!! I look great!
Calissto: Oh, sorry. Do you want me to lie? How are you doing at the EMF?
January: Uhh, I'm doing great!! I'm a high grade EMF agent!! Higher than Chet Phillips!!
Calissto: Right. And I'm Skip Granger who loves to rebel. *Sarcastically*
January: Alright, you caught me. I'm the receptionist of the company. In charge of costumer services *sighs* mostly dealing with complaints from the white house...
Calissto: I thought you joined that company to be adventurous?
January: Yeah, well...*sighs* Plans changed. I don't want to risk my life on the line. I mean! I do like the EMF but I'm not going to die in a bread factory!! I'm playing it safe. It's the right choice to do.
Calissto: girl. It's almost the end of 2020! You need to be adventurous!!! Not play it safe!!
January: Well...No! I am needed here.
Calissto: *laughs* As if! Even if you're needed, you should be relaxing!
January: I will not relax on duty!! Chet Phillips wouldn't relax while his friends were in danger.
Calissto: *scoffs*, oh come on. Chet Phillips is literally marrying Athena O'Brian, daughter of that... potatoe guy?...Jistato?? Tomato...Krastato??
January: How do you know about that!? That's confidential information!!
Calissto: How do I- GIRL. IT'S BROADCASTING ON EVERY DEVICE!! I wasn't able to finish Criminal Mind because she's humiliating your company.
January: Oh. That's...true. I have a weird feeling that the Admiral is planning something.
Calissto: The Admiral? *Laughs* Come on. It's not like he'll take over the broadcast stream, brainwash half of the world to becoming Oceanologists. He's not capable of that-
{Admiral's Brainwash Stream comes on screen}
Calissto: ...he took over Athena's broadcast didn't he?
January: Yep.
Calissto: ... he's brainwashing people through it, yes?
January: Yes. It seems like he has.
Calissto: ...And that guy just became a oceanologist- *yells* AND HE'S FREEING THE CRABS!!! WTF-
January: CRABS!? I'M ALLERGIC TO CRABS!! UGH... *Annoyed*
Okay, so here's the thing: I thought we could do a fanfiction mini bang for the Mission: Rejected Season Six midseason finale on Friday, 24th. Like, my project is going to take a long while and I could use some variety. How about we did a mini bang that is each of us writing a one shot (however many words we can do in one and a half weeks) and maybe do an illustration for either our own writing and someone else's.
I'd say the criteria are:
- One Shot (word count doesn't matter)
- Prompts: Local Season, April, S6 E6 Prediction, Farm/Ranch, Animals
- Excluded: NSFW, Whump, Angst, Hurt No Comfort
As mentioned: I need some variety that doesn't end up hurting the characters too much. So do feel invited to write the fluffiest stuff you can come up with. Anything, really, just don't hurt them plz.
Let me know if I forgot something. I would love if this did go somewhere.
Tag List:
@malicedante
@aroalin
@rosedubh
@sigma-analysis
@fritzl-dazzle
@allmyducksinabasket
@kiimota
@unmechanism
There's also a person who wanted a fan fiction on Bowden in a dress because of the introduction episode of Cardamom Brandy. I can't find their post anymore. Can anyone reach out and get them in on this?
Let me know if this reaches literally anyone who would be interested!
Status Report:
I will post my contribution first thing in the morning for me, create a collection and let everyone know where to direct theirs via reblog of this post.
Tag List:
@malicedante
@aroalin
@rosedubh
@sigma-analysis
@fritzl-dazzle
@allmyducksinabasket
@kiimota
@unmechanism
Status report:
I have posted my one shot. Setting up collections is difficult, which is why I linked the Mission Call in the notes to direct to everyones' works. Just post your links in the comments of this post. I think this is the easiest way.
Tag List:
@malicedante
@aroalin
@rosedubh
@sigma-analysis
@fritzl-dazzle
@allmyducksinabasket
@kiimota
@unmechanism
The only rule: First post your work, listen to the new episode after
Okay, so here's the thing: I thought we could do a fanfiction mini bang for the Mission: Rejected Season Six midseason finale on Friday, 24th. Like, my project is going to take a long while and I could use some variety. How about we did a mini bang that is each of us writing a one shot (however many words we can do in one and a half weeks) and maybe do an illustration for either our own writing and someone else's.
I'd say the criteria are:
- One Shot (word count doesn't matter)
- Prompts: Local Season, April, S6 E6 Prediction, Farm/Ranch, Animals
- Excluded: NSFW, Whump, Angst, Hurt No Comfort
As mentioned: I need some variety that doesn't end up hurting the characters too much. So do feel invited to write the fluffiest stuff you can come up with. Anything, really, just don't hurt them plz.
Let me know if I forgot something. I would love if this did go somewhere.
Tag List:
@malicedante
@aroalin
@rosedubh
@sigma-analysis
@fritzl-dazzle
@allmyducksinabasket
@kiimota
@unmechanism
There's also a person who wanted a fan fiction on Bowden in a dress because of the introduction episode of Cardamom Brandy. I can't find their post anymore. Can anyone reach out and get them in on this?
Let me know if this reaches literally anyone who would be interested!
Status Report:
I will post my contribution first thing in the morning for me, create a collection and let everyone know where to direct theirs via reblog of this post.
Tag List:
@malicedante
@aroalin
@rosedubh
@sigma-analysis
@fritzl-dazzle
@allmyducksinabasket
@kiimota
@unmechanism
I relistened to 401: The Borscht Identity and now am in the mood to just breeze through six seasons worth of canon to collect every mentioned dish and make like a small cook book out of it. A pdf maybe. If anyone is interested…? Especially the cruise ship begs to have like, a small menu with several courses dedicated to it. I‘m just hungry…
I've been meaning to write the one shot for the mini bang since the afternoon today (it's evening now) and have not written one actual word yet. Somebody please remind me that it doesn't have to be perfect
Welp. Writing isn't going to work out anymore today. On a different note: I've been watching the James Bond movies with Sean Connery in random order. The base idea for what Chet looks like is Sean Connery in Dr. No
I've been meaning to write the one shot for the mini bang since the afternoon today (it's evening now) and have not written one actual word yet. Somebody please remind me that it doesn't have to be perfect
The funny thing is: I‘m watching The Legend Of Vox Machina 3x3 right now and… looking at Percival, I know exactly what I‘m doing with my character design for Skip. That means I‘m obligated to keep the wolfcut; otherwise I would just draw Percival. I mean, I clearly have a type. I don’t have to make it that obvious, though
See, what's funny about this is: you ask me (I initiated the whole thing myself) a German native speaker whose entire existence is linguistics and poetry (because that's the prettiest, most beautiful thing to express oneself with) to write a springtime themed one shot for a mini bang. Of course I'm going to preface it with the most well-known German poem about springtime and write the entire thing in both English and German; each sentence translated word for word like subtitles. And it's gonna be about Skip being cute and frolicking in the fields of spring. What would I even be doing otherwise, honestly?
Now. Does anyone wanna see the poem and what it means translated into English? I would share a screenshot in the reblogs
Okay, so here's the thing: I thought we could do a fanfiction mini bang for the Mission: Rejected Season Six midseason finale on Friday, 24th. Like, my project is going to take a long while and I could use some variety. How about we did a mini bang that is each of us writing a one shot (however many words we can do in one and a half weeks) and maybe do an illustration for either our own writing and someone else's.
I'd say the criteria are:
- One Shot (word count doesn't matter)
- Prompts: Local Season, April, S6 E6 Prediction, Farm/Ranch, Animals
- Excluded: NSFW, Whump, Angst, Hurt No Comfort
As mentioned: I need some variety that doesn't end up hurting the characters too much. So do feel invited to write the fluffiest stuff you can come up with. Anything, really, just don't hurt them plz.
Let me know if I forgot something. I would love if this did go somewhere.
Tag List:
@malicedante
@aroalin
@rosedubh
@sigma-analysis
@fritzl-dazzle
@allmyducksinabasket
@kiimota
@unmechanism
There's also a person who wanted a fan fiction on Bowden in a dress because of the introduction episode of Cardamom Brandy. I can't find their post anymore. Can anyone reach out and get them in on this?
Let me know if this reaches literally anyone who would be interested!
If you guys knew just how much Mission: Rejected resonates with me; how long the start of the prologue sat in my Google Docs account; how much and how long I have debated with myself that surely somebody else is already on to writing what I want to write and therefore my take doesn't matter.
If you guys knew how Mission: Rejected saved my life, specifically because it gave me enough time to sit with it long enough to realize that 1. as long as I write, I'm okay and 2. it's never as bad as mental illness makes it out to be (it can and is bad, just not to that extreme extent) - your hair would stand on end in fear
