Emily

Hello, I'm Emily, 25 - chasing my next laugh

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[the-big-mood]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[atalanta133]

Government shutdown on October first, you know what that means!

[segamascott]

[tugboatcaptain]

[amygdalae]

Its called labor day because they still make the laborers labor on that day

[anphivenas]

I just killed my pet dust speck in self defense

[stanhatsunemiku-deactivated2025]

what if bugs could cough. like imagine spraying a roach with some raid and it starts hacking violently before passing away

[he-i-mean-they]

that’s like soo funny I’m like dyinggg

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

what’s so funny

[he-i-mean-they]

can’t i just have one private thought to myself

[xlivingproofx-deactivated202404]

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

[treecitysessions]

[100493503004422]

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[dreamfarer]

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else